I'm Dica Anderson. That's right. Famous slutty holywood celebrity. Feel free to worship me. What do you mean you haven't heard of me!? I'm known for my work on Shaun T.V. You haven't heard of that either? Well surely you've heard of the rumours that I'm marrying Shaun Cloudo? Shaun's stunt double? No? Well... I have no comment anyway. Oh wait! I know, I know! You must've heard of my elbow fettish! Haven't heard of that either? What are you looking at me like that for? Where are you going? Wait! Come back! I'm so lonely...