This first article I guess goes out to everybody that ever comes to this page, ever came to this page, or ever will come to this page.
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE! You should make it official by trying to rip hood ornaments off moving cars.
Honestly, people like you, yes you personally, are what's wrong with America. But not so much you as people who walk around malls all day saying "people like that are what's wrong with America!" No lady, you're what's wrong with America. Now go to hell after kissing my ass.
Come to an internet page. Read about how someone hates something.
"Hey, that guy is fucking sweet!"
No. That guy is an attention craving fuckass who needs to shut up, cheer up, and stop not advertising his page, not pushing his opinions on anyone, and letting any reader who so chooses to look at his articles do so. It infringes on my rights of him shutting the fuck up.
And the people that read "internet anger" as is running rampant across the modern landscape of today are the biggest waste of sperm on the planet. You seriously would be put to better use as a crusty 18 year old stain on a bedsheet in a motel.
But enough about you. Let's talk about me and my thoughts on how you suck.
People like you have to come onto the internet, plugging up my bandwidth and slowing down my time to go visit my pages and hate today's world. Then you go "hahaha, he's mad and it's funny! Hahahaha Ha." Sorry jerkoff, but it's not funny when just anybody gets mad. It's funny when Archie Bunker gets mad, or when a deaf person gets mad or when a priest is constipated. But it's not funny when just anybody goes off and rants and raves about something because they're an attention starved egomaniac who thinks their opinion has to be the right one.
So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and stop using abbreviations for everything you say like putting lol and stfdstfu and rotflmao is the dumbest fucking thing a person can type. Doing so should be call for an internet police guy, or me that is, to come and put two in your head just to make sure you stay dead past death. And then cutting your head off and dismembering you, sending the appendages, head, and torso to the six corners of the earth so that you can't be sewn together and brought back.
Because you're dumb. And I don't want you around.
Now go the fuck away.