Sometimes in life, lines must be drawn in the sand.
Beyond this point you do not pass!

"Support Our Troops"
It's a simple concept, isn't it? Stand behind our sons and daughters that are off to war in foreign places, away from their friends, family, and homes. The brave people that range from 18 and up, fighting a war for people in Washington that are more than halfway through their lives. They need support.

Clearly the best way to show support for our troops overseas and working here at home to is to cry for attention and decorate one's SUV or minivan with plastic ribbon stickers that come in the awesome variety of yellow, red-white-and-blue, and the ever-cool sand camouflage. You know, in case you're ever in the desert and you don't want anybody to see your SUV, you can cover it with these stickers. And since they're only a dollar a piece, you can cover your entire vehicle, showing everybody that you support your troops more than they support your troops and that you are a better patriot.

The "Support Our Troops" bumper stickers have had it way too nice for way too long. They're just the latest way for white trash to feel that they're contributing to society, and for gas stations to make an extra dollar. In all sincerity, we're not talking about LiveStrong bracelets here.


On a side note, it'll be hilarious in ten years when we find out that LiveStrong bracelets cause cancer.
Where does the dollar a pop go for these manufactured pieces of bumpersticker shit? It would be understandable if the Red Cross stood outside the inbred hick motherbrain known as Wal Mart and begged you to pay their bills my buying these yellow ribbons and put them on your car. But nobody would pay them because they don't even try, standing out there are Christmas time dressed like Santa and half-assed ringing their bell. You've got to sell me, motherfucker, and you ain't doing it.

I suppose it's fitting to conclude with a good quote from "Office Space" that seems fitting to the "Support Our Troops" stickers.
"You know...the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear."

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