Someone needs to go over to the houses of people who are polytheistic and start shaking their babies like they were ketchup bottles, because it's getting ridiculous, people.
It's one thing to believe in a God. A spiritual force that we don't understand (because can we truly, really understand everything?). It's one thing to believe in no God, and see that everything is an accident, because you're a douchebag who's had a few things go wrong in your life and you can't deal with it. And it's one thing to think that we're all little parts of a big whole, and that when we die we rejoin that whole like a drop in the bucket, because you're a lonely person and you need to formulate such fantasies to make yourself feel better.
But believing that there are multiple powerful entities in the universe that we shall refer to as "gods?" Science disproved this a while ago. By the United States kicking your ass.

1 - Hinduism
There's one branch of Hinduism that believes in Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva. That's cool, since those three are the same being.
Then there's "dumbass Hinduism," which believes that EVERYTHING IS A GOD!!! That's right kids! When you reach enlightenment in some lifetime about 300,000 away from where you are right now, you'll be a god! But only if you work hard. So make sure you keep shovelling the shit of my donkey as I trample over your ass all through life. By the way, it is my karma to rape you of any ounce of freedom. Whoops.
Ghanesh is not a god. There is no elephant-headed god, and for that matter there is no god with any physical form. If there was, we'd see him. The entire proof of conservation of mass states that your god can't just "poof" out of nowhere. Sorry dumbass, but your belief system is crap.

2 - More Different Indians
Clearly there is a great spirit to everything. The dawn, the night, deer, and that disease that killed 75% of our people.
If you're a Native American Indian today, and you still worship and believe in the great spirits by dancing around a fire you built out of beer bottles and old tires behind your trailer home...shit, I gotta crap on you too. If your gods ever were real in the first place, my ancestors probably gave them the pox too. Then they burned their town and raped their women and shoved their decendents into reservations and tried to tax them for their low gas prices because they clearly haven't done enough over time to keep them down and in the dirt. And then every time they try to tax gas on the Rez, magically they all revolt on the Rez and the Thruway gets shut down and magically there's still no tax revenue and hey now we're missing the revenue from the tolls on the Thruway. Good job, shithead state government.

3 - Wickans
There's 2 types of Wickans. There's the people that sit in their basements and pray that some spiritual or psychic force protects some people. Whatever floats your boat.
Then there's the four girls whose boyfriends dumped them, so they wear black lipstick to appeal to the gods who clearly want their STD ridden bodies. This group is known as the "Pagans." Nevermind that a pagan was originally anybody that didn't believe in Christianity, as according to the Romans. By the way, the Romans are dead. Latin is a dead language. Nothing they thought or did has any relevence anymore. If it did, Rome would still occupy half the world.
OH WAIT! HALF THE WORLD LISTENS TO THE POPE! I AM WRONG!!!
Anyway, to crush another bubble of relief and PWN those fucking wannabe pagans, Satan and the dark lords don't give a shit about you or your mystical rocks that you bought at Hot Topic. And by the way, they don't exist.

4 - Vikings
Vikings fucking rock, first of all. If they come at you, they come at you like a rampaging stampede of testocerone, and there ain't shit you can do about it. Fear the Vikings!
Their belief system both rocks and sucks, though. On one hand, the gods lose. That's right kids. The world's gonna end, and evil's going to win. And the gods that you worship are going to get eaten by a wolf, who also subsequently eats the sun, and whoops there's no more existence.
But on the other hand, Odin and Thor and all the other gods really fucking suck. And by Odin, I mean Wodin, you uneducated fuck. Thanks for devoting the worst day of the week to the king of gods. That says a lot about your religion.

5 - Emo
Emo fucking sucks. Anybody that listens to emo and thinks that they're deep, sensitive artists needs to die. Then they need to get flushed down the shitter, put into a freezer, and eaten at a later date. By the way, life isn't that bad. Cheer the fuck up, eat some meat, drink some beer, and lose the pathetic facial hair. You suck.