The eternal battle rages.
A war is being fought as we speak, and the outcome is one of great importance.
It is a fight between Evil and Annoying.
VERSUS *

As Ms. Clinton (who for the record I cannot stand because she's a bloodsucking kniving devil worshipper who has delusions of grandeur thinking that she can be the next president) was about an hour and a half away from coming to talk about how great she is, the world's finest showed up to clog up Main Street and ruin my day.

Because, you see, some of us have a life that we need to get attending to. I, for example, had a class, an appointment to fix someone's computer because they have no God damn idea what they're doing with their $2,000 Instant Message machine, and then I had to get to work. Normally, these 3 things would have been done smoothly.
However, the gigantic mass of idiocy that lay between my destinations caused my day to be ruined by fuck-asses that didn't have plans of their own.

As you can see, I have to kill
my way to my destination, which takes longer
than walking.

So who's the bad guy?
On one hand, you have a criminal (Watergate) who is power-hungry and using New York State for her own purposes as a stepping stone to the White House.
On the other hand, people who have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO than to block people like me that are just trying to get to our destinations.
Personally, I would relish the chance to go to wherever you work (if you have a job) and get in your fucking way all day. Then whenever one of your female coworkers goes into a meeting, I'll thrust my opinions on them and insist that Jesus hates them for what they do.

Is abortion murder?
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK! LET ME GET TO MY JOB SO I DON'T GET FIRED!!!11!11!~``!

Pro-Life/Anti-Choice Protesters: you will never convince people to adopt your values by being annoying douchebags that ruin everybody's day if they do not conform to what you're doing.
Get out of my fucking way, have your beliefs, and SMILE because your mom chose life.

Anti-Life/Hillary: Of all the states and then of all the colleges, you have to intrude on my fucking life at every possibility. There's a mayoral position to be opening up in my hometown of Gowanda pretty soon. Please God get a little closer to me so you can ruin my life more you fucking bitch.

Honestly people, between this bastardization of representation and the freedom of assembly and speech, we could hook turbines up to our founding fathers and power all of Buffalo, they're spinning in their graves so fast.

I guess protesters in general irritate me. For example:

There you go. That's how you get
people to not think you're crazy bitches.