We've seen Pirate movies galore, the latest decent one being Pirates of the Carribean.
We've seen robots in Terminator 3 and I, Robot...unfortunately.
All of our lumberjack requirements have been filled with 5 minutes of Patrick Duffy on television.
And then there was the union of werewolves and vampires in Underworld which had its moments.
We've had the Kill Bill series and it's cousin, Hero for all of our ninja wants.
Every possible want for kangaroos has been filled with Kangaroo Jack, as well as all homicidal urges we could ever feel.
And finally, we've seen some kickass zombie movies lately, being Dawn of the Dead and Shawn of the Dead.

I'm glad you asked. It's simple, really.

ROBOT-NINJA-VAMPIRES
VERSUS
LUMBERJACK-WEREWOLF-PIRATES:
THE MOVIE:
VENDETTA OF THE WOODS:
BLOODSHED

Just look at them going at it!
This movie kicks ass!

Now I know what you're thinking.
"That's a little over the top, don't you think?"
You wanna hear over the top? Let's get over the top then, pretty boy!

The plot is that the robot-ninja-vampires are running a cocaine ring. Except that the drugs they sell aren't actual drugs. The white powder isn't cocaine at all, but rather a powder that turns pro wrestlers into zombies!
Unfortunately, a shipment of the zombie-wrestler powder has fallen into the forest where dwells the eternal enemy of the robot-ninja-vampires; the infamous lumberjack-werewolf-pirates.
The two titanic forces begin their battle. To counteract the zombie-wrestlers, the lumberjack-ninja-pirates enlist the aid of kangaroos with laser eyes.

Still not convinced that this movie kicks ass? Check out these production points:

• Every robot-ninja-vampire is played by a different Baldwin brother. Cuz that kicks ass.
• The lumberjack-werewolf-pirates are played by Mario Van Peebles, Michael Clark Duncan, Ving Rhames, and Samuel L Jackson, because they're the only black guys that are successful action heroes.
• It's got so many colons in its name that you know it's gonna be fucking awesome!
• Footage from Scarface is spliced in effectively so that a young Al Pacino can get into a shouting match with today's Al Pacino.
• More cheesy lines than you can shake a stick at.
• Boobs.
• The entire soundtrack will be music from Mozart's 3rd symphony, because classical music over violence kicks ass.

Really, what else are you going to do with your eight bucks?