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This is ridiculously good, well worth wasting me my time putting it up on the site!

Scroll down and view it in full. It's definitely worth just sitting and reading this article for a good thirty two and a half minutes. If you have a lap top try looking at this article in different locations.... for example whilst on the bog, while taking the dog for a walk or simply whilst having a dream about kylie...

So if you are ever reading cosmopolitan magazine (like EmJ) or any other magazine for that matter - when u get to an interesting article rip it out. You never know when it might come in handy.

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THE ARTICLE IS SELF EXPLANTITORY - so therefore I won't explain it. If you have more like this - I want them (click here). Now look at the rest of the site. If you don't like I'll send you a bucket for next time you visit. You see it won't ahve changed, that only happens "twice a decade(ish)". Have fun.

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Dodgey little bottom piece of writing which my site is now world famous for - todays phrase is "naylor the sailor"