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I wouldn't say no....
Take me back to the sausage factory (otherwise known as the home page)
Clearly Elvis is a legend. Everyone knows that. Even the dirty, grit-infested Mackem (go wash....now).
My boat is well and truely floated....
There is NO need for explanation here. The series of images I present here is ample to prove Elvis' greatness. If you are left as to any doubt as to his superiority in the music world then click the links on the pictures and the rest of the text.
Football bighead....
What a delightful wig....
If you think the Beatles are better then you like Brown Love
Absolutely electrifying - even if he was shite in bed...
If there's still any doubt in your mind you might want to check this baby out.
Saving the best til last of course, here's four beastly graphics that you should print out and make into posters for your bedroom wall:

1) Elvis and UFOs ----
CLICK

2) Elvis - The King ---
CLICK

3) Elvis - Plasticine Pleasure ---
CLICK

4) True - he was a fat bastard ---
CLICK
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