| STOP TRYING TO SELL YOUR SOUL YOU INFIDEL. I DON'T WANT YOUR SOUL. IF I BOUGHT IT THE GIANT ENRAGED CHICKEN WOULD PECK AT ME FOR ALL ETERNITY. ETERNITY IS A LONG TIME TO BE PECKED AT BY A PIXELATED CLIP-ART CHICKEN. YOU MAY THINK THAT CHICKEN CANNOT HARM YOU, BUT IT CAN AND WILL. YOUR PROBABLY THINKING, BAH, A PIXELATED CHICKEN COULD NOT ATTACK ME. THAT CHICKEN COULDN'T GET OUT OF MY MONITOR AND START PECKING ME. IF IT DID MANAGE TO ESCAPE THE MONITOR THE WHOLE UNIVERSE MIGHT SUDDENLY IMPLODE. I MEAN IF A PIXELATED CLIP-ART CHICKEN CAN ESCAPE A COMPUTER MONITOR THE UNIVERSE CAN IMPLODE. THE UNIVERSE IS JUST WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO IMPLODE AND UPSET PEOPLE. THE SECOND THAT CHICKEN ESCAPED bang! THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. WHAT WOULD A PIXELATED TWO DIMENSIONAL CHICKEN LOOK LIKE IN REALITY ANYWAY? LOOKING AT PIXELATED TWO DIMENSIONAL CHICKEN COULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU CANCER OR SOMETHING. SO IF YOU SELL YOUR SOUL YOU WILL PROBABLY CAUSE THE UNIVERSE TO IMPLODE. THE CHICKEN WILL POP OUT AND START PECKING YOU FOR ETERNITY AND YOU'LL BE LIKE HOLY SHIT A PIXELATED TWO DIMENSIONAL CHICKEN AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE OH MY GOD I JUST WENT BLIND BECAUSE I GOT CANCER FROM LOOKING AT THAT PIXELATED TWO DIMENSIONAL CHICKEN. YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SITTING THERE CRYING ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE CANCER AND YOUR BLIND AND THE CHICKEN PECKS REALLY HURT AND THEN SUDDENLY THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE AND YOU'LL HAVE SOME MORE SHIT TO CRY ABOUT. ONCE YOU HAVE CAUSED THE END OF THE UNIVERSE YOUR GONNA BE IN TROUBLE. PEOPLE WILL GET PRETTY PISSED OFF AND WILL PROBABLY COME LOOKING FOR YOU. THEN YOU'LL PROBABLY START BITCHING ABOUT YOUR CANCER AND BEING BLIND AND YOUR CONSTANT CHICKEN ATTACKS AND THE ANGRY MOB WAITING TO GRIND YOUR BONES INTO BREAD. LETS NOT FORGET THE OTHER THINGS THAT LIVE IN THE UNIVERSE. ALL THOSE ALIENS MIGHT GET PRETTY PISSED OFF AT YOU AS WELL. I MEAN AN ALIEN MENACE WOULD BE REALLY TERRIBLE COMPARED TO A PIXELATED CHICKEN ATTACKING YOU. YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER THIS SORT OF THING WHEN YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE TO TRY AND SELL YOUR SOUL. WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TRY AND BUY ANYWAY? WHAT COULD YOU WANT SO BAD THAT YOU WOULD RISK ALL OF THE AFFLICTIONS MENTIONED ABOVE? SOME PEOPLE HAVE SOLD THEIR SOULS FOR SOME LOUSY SHIT. WOULD YOU SELL YOUR SOUL JUST SO YOU COULD BE A GOOD JAZZ MUSICIAN OR VIOLINIST? WHO EVEN LISTENS TO JAZZ ANYMORE? AND WHO THE FUCK WILL BE LISTENING TO JAZZ AFTER YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE UNIVERSE? YOU REALLY SHOULD THINK YOUR DECISIONS OVER MORE BEFORE JUST GOING AND CLICKING THE SELL YOUR SOUL HYPERLINK OR SOMETHING. BEWARE THE VENGEFUL PIXELATED CHICKEN!!! |
|
