Age: 17
Title: The Official Pelvis Thrusting Priest
Sebastian Sampi is an interesting character. he spends most of his time standing at bus stops. when a car or bus passes the bus stop Sebastian Sampi thrusts violently at them. If Sebastian is in direct sunlight he will have more energy and will be able to thrust faster. When thrusting at high speed you can hear his nut sack slapping against his ass cheeks. The sound is almost hypnotic. Sebastian once walked underneath Nikki's giant magnifying glass. The powerful sunlight energized Sebastian so much that he began to thrust at warp speed. The thrusting opened a gateway to another dimension. Three people spat through the dimensional gateway before it closed up again. Sebastian also works as a priest in his spare time. Sebastian reads from the old testament while thrusting vigourously.
Scientists want to examine Sebastian's testicles in order to study the effects that high speed collisions with ass cheeks have on sperm.