Age: 17
Title: Canadian Foreign Correspondent
Canadia is from Canada. She deals with the cults diplomatic relations with Canada. She has a son named Cheese. Some people say her son is actually cat. That is not for me to decide though, I thought Cheese was a 23 year old guy from Tanzania. Me and Cheese went out drinking once. Canadia is the reason why the T.C.W.N.D.O.B has such bad relations with Canada. She once called Canada a wretched stink hole.