| An Angels view of the Underworld |
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| RECENT EVENTS |
| Batty also known as "Mary" is engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. He makes her completly melt. Ah no more cynical articles on this site eh? |
| Batty graduated form High School. She is now on her way to college and will soon be in another country and in another part of this country. Oh joy! Costa Rica, here she comes! |