| Batty is lord! Let us worship her....Pray with us "All Hale Batty. Queen Batty. Queen Batty Of The Universe! All Hale she....Hale Batty.....She shall save you from the good and crush all other bad! Even tho she is bad...all hale batty...all hale her...all hale the queen...the queen of all of us...All hale the best punk ass kid on earth....All hale the most bestest idol god...All Hale The Batty...ok I'm done now. ALL HALE EBONJUSKAVASA FOR SHE IS TAKING OVER THE FUCKING WORLD! YES! |
| Okkies kids! Let's all go to church! *duh duh dum dum* It's worship time in the realm and let's get started! |
| There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse. And they all lived together in a little crooked house Yeah well Ebonjuskavasa stole the fucking house bitch. Now, we use it to worship Batty. When we worship, which is on Tuesday nights at 6 oclock on every other week, we sacrafice hermit crabs into a pit at the end of a tunnel that is covered with glowy paint..then we eat pizza and have great orgies in the main room. There was a crooked girl who had a crooked church. |
| Everyone must worship Batty and the ground upon the walks whilst you are in her realm. If you worship others She will Fong you Damnit! Then take you to her body Guard....Ewwwwww! ~The Batty Page mgt. |
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