| Conspiracy of the Government |
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| This is the gonverment which you follow under while in Battys Realm. Batty runs it. Here are the only important people that should matter to you or me. But most liekly only the president matters because she is after all the president and cheated her way in...she must have a great mind to get away with that =X |
President(prez.). Paul of prostitutes Navy Seal Reggie Librarian Spy Christia |
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| Laws 1. Batty is better than everyone else. All must show respect to her and bow to her every need. 2. No slander or libel remarks shall be spoken to Batty or the officials in the Government. 3. Thinking nasty thoughts is not a crime. But please share them with others. 4. If you can not play a song on a key board do not try to. 5.If you do a crime you will be punished for it. 6. If you did not do a crime that was asked of you to do or some one else did, you will be punished for it. |
| Ebonjuskavasa is a personal assistance with Batty for help(like 911 or something) please contact [email protected] And be sure to put "Ebonjuskavasa" as the title. |
| Darsthesises is the Librarians assistance. But do not contact her. She doesn't like people.....She bites sometimes.. And well strangers and homeless people scare her. |
| Navy Seal Reggie will kick your ass! She will blow you away (specialy if u r a guy ::cough cough::)! don't fuckin mess with that slut! She'll rip u up! HaHaHa...And I'm bein serious. |
| Our Government System here In Batty's world is really quite simple..... Whatever Prez. Paul of Prostitutes says...goes.. So here goes it...the Gov't system works like this |
| COURTISH SYSTEM ~Any inhabitants of this site come to the Navy Seal or the Librarian. ~Then they come to the President with the problem. ~Then she decide if it is worth her time. ~If it is she decides the fate of who ever she chooses to be guilty. ~Which usually is the one complaining about the problem. |
| PUNISHMENTS ~If the crime is serious like one posted here or one that the President decides is serious at a later time then you will be punished. ~The less harsh punishments range from being beaten with a limp spaghetti noodle to being beated with a used condom. Ewwww ~Harsh punishments include having a glock put to your head and the trigger pulled *BOOM*. Also, Being locked in a room where u have a choice of being burnt to death being sliced by a swinging pendulum or falling into a huge pit and crashing and dieing at the bottom *SWOOSH*. Also, Adding eye drops to your water making your veins contrict increasing blood flow giving you a heart attack and then when you die bveing fed to meal worms *YUM*. Last, Having a bomb tied to you and exploding in 10 minutes while you sit there and scream *SPLAT*. Capital Punishment...hehe, |
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| It appears that the President has been impeached, therefore, no longer will there be a Government. Well, there is still a government but no longer a President. Just people who will fuck you up if you fuck up. Good Day! ~Batty's Page MGT. EBONJUSKAVASA.TK |