Weight: 110 -145
Eyes: Blue or Green
Hair: Length - Short to shoulder length
Color - Dark brown or black
Style - No tight curly crap
Breast Size: mid B to mid C;as long as you are proportional, there is a such thing as too much of a good thing
I put the Physical description first because I don't believe that crap about appearance not being important. How often do you hear someone say to you, "I'm gonna go over and talk to that ugly girl, she might be a really nice person"? NEVER!
So I feel the initial attraction is the most important part of landing a significant other. Then once you get to talking, this is a list of things that become important:
1. Chick Flicks are acceptable, but let's not let it get out of hand
2. Acceptable of my sick obsession of the Milwaukee Admirals
3. Must at least pretend to enjoy the games when at them
4. Recognizes "Moulin Rouge" as a masterpiece
5. If I don't feel like going to class, I'm not going, don't give me shit about it
6. Must be able to chill out and watch a movie, but also have the wild party girl side
7. Gotta be able to cook, dinner at least, I can take care of breakfast
8. Don't critisize what I eat when we go out, I know what I like, and thats what I want, even if it is the same thing every time
9. Has to be acceptable of the fact that I am going to be a Police Officer, and will never be rich
10. Must be ummm... trimmed shall I say
11. If I got the money for it, I'm buying
12. If your not down with country music, we'll have to work on it. There are two trips each summer that you WILL be taking with me
13. Absolutely no falling asleep while watching a movie with me
14. At least, tell your friends to pretend to like me
15. Don't take hours to get ready unless you are going to a church in a big white dress. 30 minutes after you're out of the shower, is plenty of time
16. Must respect and recognize that LFO is indeed the shit
17. Put on your deoderant before you get in the car with me
18. Must be accepable of my vocabulary and 'isms. i.e. Dew Lite, "I've only had ah beer", duder, fag... and so on
19. If you put a lime in your beer, you better be fighting scurvy
20. Recognize that I will need surgery on some kind of body part, at least every three to four years
21. Must know where the Stars, Hurricanes, Avalanche, Flames, and Coyotes originally came from.
22. Can name the three MLB tems with out letters on their game hat
23. If your gonna ditch me on our plans to go out, that's fine, but at least call me and tell me a lie, don't just leave me hanging, I HATE THAT!
24. If you are not a bad ass, you need not apply
25. Have to be just as willing to give shoulder massages, as you are to recieve them. And I do not dissapoint
26. When making an ass of yourself, you have to be able to share the spotlight with me
27. Recognize "Buy Nothing Day" The day after Thanksgiving. Participate by not participating
28. South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is what sparked my psuedo hatred for Canadians, so don't take it seriously
30. If you say you're going to call, CALL!!
31. The better you sing, well... the better
32. I love chicks that can play the piano, because I can't
33. If I'm driving, I sing lead vocals
34. The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
35. If under 21, get a fuckin fake
....more to come....