???Metul Mike comes from a land called Talmage
Metul Mike comes swingin his guitar
Metul Mike guards the home of hardcore
He Defends the Heavy Metul Hangout
Headquarters of the GNOR KALL army
Perched on the shores of a dirty lake it sits
That toxic lake is barren of all life
But for one, the evil fish called Carr
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He's bigger than a four door sedan
He exists but to serve Capn Tate
The victims of Carr were plenty
They put a bounty on his giant catfish head
When Carr attacked the Heavy Metul Hangout
Metul Mike was called upon to fight
He slashed Carr's gills and ripped off his scales
Metul Mike got the bounty for Carr
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GNOR KALL will always fight
for the good of mankind
but when they've done their job
don't give them money
do just what Metul Mike says:
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