Who grew up playing banjo
He was a strong and happy lad
With a yellow corncob pipe
He swam and sailed and played all day
On that mighty river
Until one cold day Capn Tate came
Ira Christian is a gay
Huckleberry Photon
Down on the Mississippi
Dont know what to do so
You're gonna smoke some pot
The willow trees did burn
And the water turned slick black
Huckleberry had nothing left
So he started marching west
And so he'll march on through the night
Until he finally finds Capn Tate
Then Gnor Kall will come to his aid
And together they will fight
Huckleberry Photon
Down on the Mississippi
Dont know what to do so
You're gonna smoke some pot
When the battle finally ends
He will return to his home
Dive back in the water
And smoke another bowl!
Huckleberry Photon
Down on the Mississippi
Dont know what to do so
You're gonna smoke some pot