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| God created the world on like the first through fifth day.On the sixth day, he gave birth to a hairy bastard child and that child was named --------------.Then on the seventh day another bastard child was born, and the name bestowed upon him by the dark lord Satan, was Metul Mike. Satan wanted Metul Mike to fight good, but Metul Mike rebelled against his master's will and joined the forces of good to fight the forces of evil. Metul Mike met the man with the plan, a man simply named Gus and knew his purpose in life was to fight Cap'n Tate, the evil Mole people, CARRrrr, and Robot Man. So he joined forces with Gus and the other two proud arriors, The Mortician and The Horse and GNOR KALL was forged. To this day you can still catch Mike fighting to protect what matters most, the Heavy Metul Hangout. |
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