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Well, Guys, below is a copy of the email I sent back to The Onion.  They never wrote back to me.  Are we to assume that The Onion is purposely discriminating against Gnomes?  Is this some kind of conspiracy to keep us from reproducing, eugenics?  I can't say, judge for yourself.... - S Date: Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:02:59 -0700 (PDT) From: "Gnome Reserve - Sanctuary" <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Photo #1 denied on The Onion Personals! To: [email protected] But...this isn't fair.  I'm fully clothed in my picture, and I'm not making any obscene gestures.  As for the picture itself, it IS of me.  I'm a gnome, this is how my kind look. -Soren >[email protected] wrote: >Photo #1 denied on The Onion Personals >Dear SorenTheGnome, >We're sorry to inform you that your photo #1 has been denied on The Onion >Personals.  The most common reasons are: > >* Person other than you in the photo >* Inappropriate content > >We hope that you will return to The Onion Personals and reload another photo >because people with photos typically get around 5 times as many responses >as those without photos. >If you have any questions, please feel free to email as we want you to have the >best experience with The Onion Personals! >Sincerely, >The Onion Personals Staff >http://personals.theonion.com >The Onion Personals >445 Sherman Avenue, Suite C >Palo Alto, CA  94306 >________________________________________________________________ >This email was sent to you in association with the member, SorenTheGnome, >on The Onion Personals.  If you think you've received this email in error, please >click on the following link to remove your email address from our database: >http://personals.theonion.com/ban.html?lang=english