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LEGALLY FREEING & GENTLY RELEASING YOUR GNOME

Do you long to ease the suffering of Gnomes you have unwittingly enslaved? 

Maybe you were mislead by symptoms of "Stock Still Syndrom" and believed, at the time, by the convincing tactics of sales people, that they were "only garden statues"?

Do you feel that, now that you understand that Gnomes are actually sentient, intelligent beings, you truely owe these gentle Gnomes a better life and a brighter future?

You CAN release your Gnome and thereby show him or her your true, caring intentions for his or her future.  By completing and signing the Standard Legal Emancipation Papers provided below, you give your Gnome TRUE, LEGALLY RECOGNIZED FREEDOM.  Your next step is just to release the newly freed Gnome to a predator free, supportive environment like the Sanctuary. 

It would mean the world to this gentle creature and his or her loving relatives.  You can then track your Gnomes progress through periodic updates on this website.

Please talk with your Gnome about your intentions and feelings, then contact HUGRS for information on how to help the emancipated Gnome reach the first stop on our Gnome Underground Railroad for safe passage to the Hidden Urban Gnome Reserve and Sanctuary:
 
 
 

 

[email protected]

 
 
  *Much like Henry "Box" Brown, the Human slave in the United States who mailed himself to freedom in a large wooden crate, in our current political and legal environment, SENDING YOUR GNOME BY MAIL is one of the SAFEST METHODS of discreet transport currently available to those who do not live within traveling distance of the Minneapolis, MN USA area or cannot bring their Gnome to the Hidden Urban Gnome Reserve personally.  
 
   
 
  STANDARD LEGAL GNOME EMANCIPATION DOCUMENT

Pleas at the home of (your name here:) ___________________________________________, in the location of (your city, county, state & country here:) _____________________________________
at a session thereof held at the place aforesaid on (date & year:) _________________________;

Be it Remembered, that the following amongst other proceedings were then and there had, to wit:
In the matter of Emancipation of (Gnome Name:)_____________________________________,
This day comes (your name:)_________________________________________________, and with him/her, his/her Slave Gnome (Gnome Name:)_________________________________________, and at the same time executed a deed of Emancipation to the said (Gnome Name:) __________________________________________, which is herein sworn to be well executed;

And it is sworn that said (your name:) ____________________________________________was the legal owner of said (Gnome Name:)_____________________________________________ according to the laws of (your state or country name:)____________________________________; 

It is therefore sworn that said (Gnome Name:)________________________________________is absolutely a free Gnome in this state, country or elsewhere, and orders said deed to be Recorded; 

And now the said deed is here recorded, which is in the words and figures to wit;

___________________________DEED__________________________

Know all Men that I, (your name:)____________________________________________, of (your county, state or country:)__________________________________________________, do by these presents emancipate and set free my Gnome (Gnome Name:)_______________________________, aged (Gnomes Age:)_____________years of (Gnomes Skin Tone:) ______________________color (Gnomes Height):__________________high, with the distinguishing marks of (brief description:) _________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________ in such manner that the said Gnome and all issue which shall be born of his / her body shall forever here after be absolutely free. 

In testimony whereof I have here unto set my hand and seal at (your city, county, state and country here:)___________________________________________________________________________ on this (date & year:)___________________________:

(SIGN HERE:)_________________________________________

Signed and sealed in presence of us:
(names of any witnesses:)
______________________________
_______________________________

 
 
   
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