List of sayings to throw people off
There is a cat throwing up in this guys yard. This guy doesn't know what to do so he goes to get his mom. In the hallway he sees a potato chip bag that had been torn open and was empty. Why is the cat throwing up.




It had a hair ball




  You hit a ball way up and it hit a bird. The bird flew way up and the you lost sight of it. Later that day you found your baseball in your yard, but there was no sign of the bird. The next morning your neighbor complained that a dead bird bursted in to his mail box. You saw that a dead bird was in your yard exactly above the place the baseball hit it. Where is the bird you hit.


It is caught in a tree.


You put an apple on your desk and left to get a drink of water. When you come back it is gone. you looked on the floor and around your desk. Where is the apple?




It's in your office, not your co-worker's.
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