Man Eats Steak and Likes it -Dallas TX.
Steve Bovine walked into a local Outback SteakHouse, sat down and ordered a Rockhampton Rib eye and a baked potato, with lots of bacon bits, butter and sour cream. When the waiter brought it he asked if it was cooked enough. Steve cut a big hunk from the center and shoved it in his mouth and without looking up from his plate, gave the waiter a thumbs up. Steve proceeded to devour his steak and potato. Moments later the waiter asked if everything was ok. Steve looked up and held out his plate, And said "A Clean Plate is a Happy plate" Steve a construction worker from Irving, TX. is a frequent meat eater likes to go to Outback SteakHouse for special occasions, But tells us, "I eat meat when ever I can"
 

Give Me Chicken or give me Death! -Plano TX.
Sara Leigh Carver was refused service in a local KFC restaurant Friday. When she entered the store in bare feet and ordered a bucket of extra crispy chicken. The store manager Rodger Clucker, informed Mrs. Carver that they couldn't serve her because she wasn't wearing any shoes. A rather insistent Mrs Carver told the manager that she got a craving for Fried Chicken and left the house in such a hurry that she forgot her shoes. But Mr. Clucker said, "I  told her (Mrs Carver) that serving her was in volition of local health codes" "That's when she lost it" Mr. Clucker said. "She then jumped on the front counter, knocking over a ketchup holder and screamed "Give me chicken or Give me death!"  Just then a elderly lady offered to buy a Bucket of chicken for Mrs. Carver "I'll buy you a bucket of chicken, If you get her ass off the counter and get out of my way" said the elderly woman. When asked about the incident Mrs. Carver said "I just had the munchies and just wanted some fried chicken was that such a bad thing?"