From Airika
"Look! I'm Tom Green!"

From :d
"Awww yeee-ah, I just picked dis trophy up offa some dude walkin' down da street... and befo' dat, I stole some spray paint an' tagged a whole damn wall...
-or-
"Jay? Whozat? I never hearda no Jump Little Children. I'm just an innocent bystander. Look, I even have a trophy! If I were in a band, I'd be carrying a GIT-tar, not a trophy, so... uh... that's not me. All you crazed, incoherent fans can just go looking somewhere else, I think I saw a guy with a big head going into that parking lot all the way over there, really far from here, so y'all just hurry on over there, okay? Bye now!" (runs)

From Mac
Jay: "Hmm... what do I want for my birthday?"
Um... how about a razor and a new fashion sense?
-or-
"Vance must die, he stole my beer!"

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