Tuesday Night
Riot
Villanova Stadium, Villanova, Pennsylvania
8:00 PM,
September 20th, 2004
{The GLWA logo appears on the screen as we open up inside the office of President Cyris Raven. Sitting there is Dave Blitz, former BJWC Champion. He is sitting in the President's chair as Lana Taylor walks through the door}
TAYLOR: Um, excuse me. Who the hell are you? And what are you doing in Mr. Raven's office?
{Dave Blitz flips down a pair of sun-glasses and looks over them, at Lana Taylor}
BLITZ: Well hello sweetheart. You weren't here when I left before. So, let me introduce myself.
{Blitz gets off his chair and walks over to Lana Taylor}
BLITZ: My name is David Blitz, former BJWC Commissioner.
{Lana rolls her eyes}
TAYLOR: Well if your name is not Cyris Raven, then I want you out of here.
BLITZ: I have some important business with Cyris.
TAYLOR: Like what?
{Dave reaches over and takes a paper off Cyris' desk. He holds it up and points at it}
BLITZ: I have myself a contract here.
TAYLOR: Then place it on the desk and leave. I'm sure Cyris will get back to you as soon as possible.
BLITZ: Wrong! I want to talk to him now. I have another issue I want to talk to him about.
TAYLOR: And that is?
BLITZ: None of your concern! The world will find out soon enough.
{Blitz walks out of the room as the scene fades to a BJWC logo and a NWF logo}
{Suddenly, there is an explosion and after the dust settles, only the GLWA logo is there}
V/O: There is always a need for a fighter....
{Scene fades to show Mark Adkins putting tape around his hand, sitting on a bench}
V/O: ...a true champion, who can stand tough.
{Jake Cage and Jason Stallion stand back to back, with the GLWA Tag Championships around their waists, smiling at the camera}
V/O: A champion who won't back down...
{Dave Blitz is seen, punching a punching back in a gym}
V/O: ...who will stand up for what he believes in.
{Kahn is crouched down, looking oddly at the camera}
V/O: The world needs someone who fill fight for them...
{Don Diego is seen, sitting in a hot tub with three half-naked women around him}
V/O: ...someone who will protect them from everything that is evil.
{Drew Carrig is shown, sitting in a chair...with no light around him except for moonlight}
V/O: What the world needs is a super hero...
{Super Stu smiles, baring the 'S' on his chest}
V/O: ...not one with super powers, but with super abilities.
{Ace Slaughter smirks as the camera, flexing his bicep}
V/O: The question is who's side are you on.
{The Red Dragon is down on one knee, head bent down. He slowly looks up at the camera}
V/O: Are you one of the world's physical saviors?
{White Wolf stands in the middle of the forest, looking up into the sky}
V/O: Or are you part of the evil that bogs us all down?
{Jackson Dane stands there by himself, in the middle of a wrestling ring}
V/O: Will our hero be female?
{Lightning can be seen shaking her head 'no'}
V/O: Or will our hero be male?
{Alezio 'The Great' runs his hands across the top of his mask}
V/O: Who can save us from the evil...
{Abbott Heartless is seen smiling an evil smile}
V/O: Is it you?
{Adam Young folds his arms across his chest}
V/O: You?
{Dmetri Wehrman is seen with the OWF Primetime Championship over his shoulder}
V/O: Or you?
{Acid stands there, crouching down like he is ready to lock up with someone}
V/O: The war is starting between good...
{Destructo Boy holds a two-by-four, with a big smile on his face}
V/O: ...and evil.
{Insomniac is shown, rocking on the floor}
V/O: You must choose a side. Because if everything that is precious, must be sacrificed to find out who...
{A wrestling ring is shown as the BJWC logo appears on the left}
V/O: ...is...
{The NWF logo appears on the right side of the mat}
V/O: ...better...
{Scene cuts to show the Great Lakes Wrestling Alliance logo above the entrance way. The camera then pans down to the ramp, where President Raven is standing}
RAVEN: ...then so be it.
{Fireworks explode around Raven as 'Till I Collapse' by Eminem blares over the speakers}
#Cause sometimes you feel tired,
you feel weak,
then you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within you, find that inner strength
And just pull that shit out of you, and get that motivation not to give up
And not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and
collapse.
{The scene cuts to a picture of Jackson Dane 'HITTING THE SPOTLIGHT' on Kid Ego}
#Till the roof comes off, till the
lights go out,
till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
Till the smoke clears out and my high burns out,
I'ma rip this shit till my bones collapse.
{Insomniac hitting Joey Brannon
with the a RKO}
# Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out, (Until the roof)
till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth (The roof comes off)
Till the smoke clears out and my high burns out, (Until my legs)
I'ma rip this shit till my bones collapse. (Give out from underneath me)
{Joey Brannon hitting the Whatever Driver on Nightmare}
#I, I will not fall
I will stand tall
Feels Like no one, can, beat me
{Scene cuts to show the entrance ramp. The crowd roars as fireworks explode from the entrance ramp}
BODIN: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME...to the FIRST EVER, GREAT LAKES WRESTLING ALLIANCE show. Tonight, we introduce Tuesday Night Riot.
KING: Yeah. But before those BJWC pukes can get into the show, we start out with the NWF. We need to keep people's attention some how.
BODIN: I'm curious to what Dave Blitz wants.
{Camera cuts to show Joe Bodin and Richard King, who are sitting at the announcer's table}
KING: Who cares? He is part of Billy Jay's Wrestling Alliance. We are the Nightmare Wrestling Federation. Long live the NWF.
FIRST HOUR ~ NWF
Nightmare
vs.
Don Diego
No RP's, no match!
Both men are hurt on the outside and counted out.
WINNER: DRAW
{Scene cuts to the back where Draven Xaiver is standing}
XAIVER: I will show them all. I will bring a new evil to this retched place.
{Draven smirks to himself}
XAIVER: I will produce an evil that not even Drew Carrig can touch.
VOICE: No...you won't.
{Draven turns around from the snack table, to see White Wolf standing there}
WOLF: You are the evil that plagues this world. It is my destiny, to destroy you.
{Draven steps towards White Wolf only to get a super kick to the face. Draven falls backwards and lands on top of the snack table}
BODIN: What is this guy doing back there?
{White Wolf climbs up onto a near by soda machine and hits a BEAUTIFUL moonsault off the top, smashing through Draven and the snack table}
KING: DID YOU SEE THAT??? THAT WAS AWESOME!!! I've NEVER seen anyone do something like that.
BODIN: You better watch out, or he just might come out here and do the same thing to you.
GLWA
TAG TILE #1 CONTENDERS MATCH ONE
Tag Match
Winners face BJWC winners
at Dead Zone on the 20th.
Super Stu & Ace Slaughter (R)
vs.
Mark Adkins & Nathan Slade
Nathan Slade was useless the
entire match, as Adkins dominated the match. Super Stu kept Adkins busy
while Ace Slaughter destroyed Slade.
WINNER: Super Stu & Ace Slaughter
Dmitre: Drew, you call yourself evil incarnate now. Well let me give you a news flash. There's sick and twisted like you. Then there's evil. Evil is marching 6 million off to the gas chambers to compensate for a beilief that you mom was bent over by her boss. Evil is killing everyone in a county that can read because they would be able to get access to ideas you don't want them to have. Evil is ordering followers to crash airplanes into buildings just to make others feel the fear you feel after running for you life. Evil is starving your own people to prove a point about control.
(Tears the tape off his hand and flexes them. He then takes a swig of water from a bottle by the side of his chair)
Dmitre: You aren't evil, Drew. You're barely sick and twisted in this world. Me, I'm not sick, twisted, or evil. I'm just determined not to fail. And determination makes men do a lot of things they'd never do otherwise. See, there should be a better man in the ring here tonight in a title match. But Diesel Warren is sitting in a hospital bed in Johnstown and we have to settle who's the new top dog here. Even there, he's twice the man you are and I'm sure he'll kick your ass when he returns. Right now. You've got to face me. See you in the ring kiddo.
Final Spot
Three-Way Elimination Match
Winner gets fourth and
final spot in NWF Heartland Championship Title Match
Alezio 'The Great'
vs. Jake Cage vs. Jason Stallion
Bodin: Alezio
is out of this match, I can't believe he didn't even show up. Someone said
he was hurt in the back.
King: That's how Raven made the match, Joe. The Cage brothers aren't dumb, well
one of them isn't.
[The ref tells Jake and Jason to start fighting, and the two brothers stare each
other down in the middle of the ring.]
Bodin: Stare down going on...a shove by Jason Stallion, Jason just shoved his
brother and tag team partner.
King: Cage shoves back, these two might go at it after all.
[The two get into a fighting stance as the crowd pauses in anticipation. Instead
of punches though, Jake extends his fist half-way to Jason, and Jason does the
same. The
two shake their fist three times before Jason reveals his hand palm-down, while
Jake makes scissors out of his fingers.]
Bodin: They're playing.....Rock-Paper-Scissors?? What does this have to do with
wrestling?
King: It's a game of skill, it's better than wrestling.
[Jason mutters to himself as Jake extends his fist back out. Finally, Jason
complies and the two play again]
Shake, shake, shake.
Cage: Rock
Stallion: Paper]
Bodin: *unamused* Jason ties it at one. I wonder if this will be the deciding
game.
King: Oh course it is, everyone knows that rock-paper-scissors duels are always
best 2out of 3.
[Joe Bodin grumbles some more as the two brothers timidly extend their hands one
moretime.
Shake, shake, *dramatic pause* shake
Cage: Scissors
Stallion: Rock]
King: Stallion wins! Jason Stallion has come from behind to capture this
grueling duel!
Bodin: How can you actually get excited over this.
King: C'mon Bodin, show a little interest.
[Jake raps his skull in frustration as Jason mouths a 'sorry'. Finally, after
mulling it over, Jake tosses himself backwards onto the mat, as Jason Stallion
pins him cleanly]
1....
2...
3!!
[Jake Cage
gets up off the mat quickly as the ref raises Jason stallion's hand.]
Lana: You winner, Jason Stallion!
[The two brothers and Team NWA members high-five each other. They raise each
other's hand to the displeasure of the GLWA fans.]
Bodin: These two did it again, they took advantage of President Raven's
oversight and set this up all along.
King: Set up? This wasn't set up. Jason Stallion won a very intense contest to
come out on top.
Bodin: Intense? They played Rock-Paper-Scissors!
King: It's harder than it looks, Bodin.
WINNER: JAKE CAGE (GOES TO NWF HEARTLAND TITLE MATCH AT PPV)
EDGEBROOK: HELLO FOLKS...and welcome to the BJWC hour.
TIMMONS: Lets destroy those grease monkeys of the NWF.
EDGEBROOK: It's sad, really. Mr. Raven's creation and he isn't even here to watch it.
TIMMONS: Good, he was a punk when he was in the BJWC...and still is a punk.
EDGEBROOK: You and that Richard King would get along great.
Lana Taylor- Ladies and gentlemen, at this time please welcome tonight’s
special guest. He is best known for his TV series Inside the Ropes. Ladies and
gentlemen, Vin Rizzo.
{Dawn of the Dead by the Murderdolls blasts throughout the building as Rizzo
slowly makes his way from behind the curtain. The crowd gives him a surprisingly
loud pop as they welcome him back to the BJWC.}
Timmons- Vin Rizzo has returned to the BJWC? Why didn’t I know anything about
this?
Edgebrook- Probably because you didn’t like him.
Timmons- Well, did you know anything about this?
Edgebrook- Of course I did, what kind of color man would I be if I didn’t know
we had a special guest tonight?
Timmons- Oh shut up Edgebrook.
{The music fades now as Vin Rizzo stands in the center of the ring. The cheering
slowly dies off as he holds his mic to his up.}
Rizzo- Oh yeah baby welcome to the big show, or as the average NFL fan would
call it.. The reason to get up on Sunday. I'm of course Vinny Rizzo, proving
that dental floss can’t silent all assholes. We got a great show for you this
week as I get to interview a man that never seems to know if he is coming or
going. At one point in time he was the Commish of the BJWC. Then
he left. Then he came back. Then he left. Then... Oh sorry, just thinking about
his career makes one's brain go numb. He's hardly a fashion statement, ladies
and germs give it up for the old fart himself.....Dave "Blitzkrieg" Blitz.
Timmons- Whoa?! Can it be?
Edgebrook- You really need to pay more attention Timmons, Blitz signed a return
contract earlier this week.
Timmons- I knew that, but I didn’t think he was scheduled tonight.
Edgebrook- I'll give you that one. He wasn't scheduled to be here tonight, but
ladies and gentlemen....Here comes the Blitz.
{{{{{{3.........................................
2................................
1....................}}}}}}
{{{{{KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!}}}}}
"The feelings I once felt are now dead and gone”
"I've waited here for you for so very looooooooooooong."
"Oh waited here for you.....For you."
{Blitzkrieg slowly walks down the ramp to a series of boos by the crowd. The
smoke from his pyro blankets the entire building as all 4 turnbuckles explode
with green pyro. Blitzkrieg jumps in the ring as the sea of boos grows louder
and louder.}
Rizzo- Ok ok, cut the music, these people have a show to do here.
Blitz- Now now now. Hold on there Vinny Rizz, or Vin Rizzo, or whatever the hell
you’re calling yourself this week. Just because you are the "special Guest" here
tonight doesn’t give you the right to interrupt yours truly.
Timmons- That’s right. You tell him Blitz. Who does Rizzo think he is?
Edgebrook- Rizzo didn’t interrupt him you idiot. He hadn’t even started talking
yet.
Timmons- He messed with his music, that’s sinful enough.
Edgebrook- Oh hush.
Blitz- Now Vinny. I know why you called me out here tonight. You wanted the
guidance of a former 2 time All American on your first show, so that you
wouldn’t tank isn’t that right?
Rizzo- No I actually had no choice. See, I would have loved to broadcast my show
Inside the Ropes from my location in Bristol, but I was asked to do it here
tonight. When I realized my writers hadn’t come up with anything for me to talk
about; I figured I would just interview somebody.
Blitz- With all the talent here, you chose me. You know a good interview when
you see one right?
Rizzo- No, you were the only one that would give me the time of day actually.
But then again, you didn’t know any better. Bad judgment on your part. It comes
with age. Moving on.
Timmons- Hey he can’t talk to Blitz like that.
Edgebrook- I think I will just bite my tongue here.
Timmons- You’re enjoying this a little too much Edgebrook.
Rizzo- Now Blitz, about 4 months ago you were known as the Commish of the BJWC.
You were a big wig, a boss of sorts. You had an office, your own personal
bathroom, a parking space, and a fat helper named Phil. What happened?
Blitz- Well, it’s complicated. The problems with my neck after the car accident
were affecting my
performance.
Rizzo- Performance problems you say. Those are a bitch. But buddy really, that’s
what Viagra is for. So the misses left you then I take it?
Blitz- What?
Rizzo- It’s understandable my friend really. You left the JC so you could get
Mr. Winky working again. Penis envy is a bad bad thing.
Blitz- Um.. What the hell are you talking about?
Rizzo- By performance problems you meant your happy camp wasn’t working properly
right?
Blitz- Not even close.
Rizzo- Riiiiiight. And we wonder why we can’t get a decent sponsor. So anyways,
what happened from there?
Blitz- It was simple; I had to take some time off. The neck and back are better
now, so it was time for me to return.
Timmons- And Rizzo thought he couldn’t get it up. What a jackass.
Edgebrook- He's making fun of him Timmons, even you should know that.
Timmons- Oh. Right, I knew that.
Blitz- Now with my return I have noticed a few things things around here already
that I don’t like.
Rizzo- Like the pink paint in the men's handicap bathroom stalls. I know what
you mean.
Blitz- Where the hell did they find you? I mean you’re worse than a jackass.
You’re lower than a jackass. You give the common jackass a bad name. You make
retarded people look smart.
Rizzo- I take it the paint scheme in the bathroom wasn’t what you were getting
at... right then, moving on.
Blitz- The fact that there former Commish Harry Wart was even a commish.
Everybody in this building knows I was the best damn commish the BJWC ever had.
A job that was taken from me when I got injured.
Edgebrook- I hate to agree with this man, but he does have a point there
Timmons.
Timmons- Well Duh. Least you’re starting to come around Edgebrook. Took you long
enough.
Blitz- I gave these fans the matches they wanted to see. I helped take the BJWC
to new heights. Some of the best ideas this place came up with came from me, and
they have the nerve to replace me with a man whose name reflects a bodily
growth?
Rizzo- And how does this make you feel?
Blitz- What, are you suddenly doctor Phil?
Rizzo- I just? Umm. I'll go stand over there now.
Blitz- That’s better. No better yet, how about you get out of the damn ring all
together. You’re annoying the hell out of me.
{The crowd starts booing loudly as the humor man Vinny Rizzo nods and then
slowly starts leaving the ring. "You Suck" chants start filling the building as
Blitzkrieg smiles his smug smirk happy with himself.}
Edgebrook- Now this isn’t right. Rizzo was just trying to bring a little fun to
this interview. What the hell is wrong with Blitzkrieg?
Timmons- You don’t piss this man off. Rizzo was smart for leaving Edgebrook.
Blitz might have hurt him otherwise.
Blitz- Now Raven, you may be the boss around here, but don’t think for a second
that that scares me. Malice and I butted heads when he was in charge, and I
don’t have a problem doing the same with you if I have to get what I want. But
you see Raven; I don’t think it will have to come to that. See you and I are a
lot alike. We think the same way about a lot of things. I don’t want you as an
enemy, and believe me BOSS.. You don’t want me as one either.
Timmons- Blitz I don’t think that was a good idea.
Edgebrook- I think he just made a threat to the boss himself here. If he isn’t
re-named commissioner, I think.. I think that was a threat Timmons.
Timmons- Yeah I think it was and we know what happened when he did that to
Malice. Even though it ended in Blitzkrieg's favor, we all know that Raven is
not Malice.
Blitz- Raven I am giving you a week to make a decision. You can either bring me
one as the best damn commissioner the new brand of the BJWC has ever seen. Or,
well... let’s just hope for everybody’s sake you don’t choose option B. Now hit
my music.
"The feelings I once felt are now dead and gone”
"I've waited here for you for so very looooooooooooong."
"Oh waited here for you.....For you."
Edgebrook- I can see that Dave Blitz hasn’t changed a bit in his absence. But it
appears that here tonight he has given President Raven an ultimatum. Either give
me the vacant commissioner job, and have me come back to the BJWC as a friend.
Or ignore the request and have me as an enemy.
Timmons- You know I love Dave Blitz Edgebrook, but he has got to be on something
to threaten the President his first week back. That’s just insane.
Edgebrook- In any event, we have a huge show for you this evening.
SECOND HOUR ~ BJWC
GLWA
TAG TILE #1 CONTENDERS MATCH TWO
Tag Match
Winners face NWF winners at
Dead Zone on the 20th.
Kahn (R) & Abbott Heartless
vs.
Destructo Boy &
Acid WIN (R)
Abbott was destroyed by Kahn, before Kahn left. Acid destroyed both Destructo and Abbott
WINNER: Destructo Boy & Acid
{Scene cuts to the back where we see Dave Blitz standing, talking to Lightning}
BLITZ: I like it a little rough.
VOICE: HEY, BLITZ!!!
{Dave Blitz turns around as Robert Letner, Raven's second personality, comes into the scene}
BLITZ: Raven!!!
LETNER: Wrong, it's Letner. Get it right.
{Dave smiles}
BLITZ: So...what do you have to say about me becoming BJWC Commish?
LETNER: I have been thinking about that on my way over here. You did good before. You can cause pain...heartache...and pure evil. I will make you GLWA Commish, with one stipulation.
BLITZ: And that is?
LETNER: Make a decision now. If I like it, you stay. If I don't, you go.
BLITZ: Hmmm.
{Dave thinks}
BLITZ: How about since Destructo Boy and Super Stu had such lack-luster performances, Acid and Ace Slaughter team up to take on the Cage Brothers at Guts, Gold & Glory.
{Letner smirks}
LETNER: I like that idea. Welcome to the team, Blitz.
{Letner turns around and begins to walk away, but then stops}
LETNER: Oh and Blitz...you have a match at Guts, Gold & Glory.
BLITZ: Against who?
LETNER: The winner of the Unnamed Title. Which means you WILL have your hands full. Heh, have fun.
{Letner walks away}
BJWC HW #1
Contenders Match
Dmitre Wehrman (R)
vs.
Drew Carrig (R)
Sorry to you both for this. This would of been a good match if I had the time.
WINNER: Drew Carrig
*BJWC
??? TITLE MATCH*
Triple Threat Elimination
Match
With Trek winning the
title, but Harry Wart stripping him of it, it is up for grabs again.
Winner gets to name the title as long as they have it.
Lightning (R)
vs.
Jackson Dane (WIN)
vs.
Adam Young (R)
Sorry to you guys as well. This would of been a good match if I had the time, as well.
WINNER: Jackson Dane