{Camera opens in the Gund Arena garage, where we see a parking
attendant waving in a car. But it's no ordinary car, it's a white stretch limo
with a GLWA license plate. The attendant waves the limosine to a halt. The
chauffeur exits the vehicle and walks around the front. With his white gloves,
he opens the rear door for...}
LETNER: Who the hell took MY parking
spot?!?!
{Out jumps GLWA President and Owner, Mr. Robert Letner. He looks
none too pleased as he approaches the parking attendant}
ATTENDANT: I'm...not sure, sir.
{Letner is fuming}
LETNER: I am the goddamn owner of the
GLWA, and I expect MY parking spot when I get here! Who has the
audacity...no, the DEATHWISH of crossing me?!?
{The parking attendant is
cowering... he manages to lift his arm and point, with his hand shaking. Both
Letner and the camera look in that direction.... to find an enormous silver
Kenworth T2000 truck.}
LETNER: Well tow this monstrosity OUT OF
HERE!
ATTENDANT: I.... I'm sorry sir... but.... but our tow truck isn't
strong enough to...
LETNER: You're USELESS! When I find out whose truck
this is, he's gonna have to answer to ME!!
{Letner walks over to the truck and looks at it}
LETNER: Whomever this truck belongs too...they will regret disrespecting me!
{President Letner turns around and storms off into the
building.
EDGEBROOK: WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT RIOT!! I am�..
(Before Edgebrook can spit another word out, the ramp explodes in fireworks and pyrotechnics and �The Anthem� by Good Charlotte kicks in over the PA system. The crowd shoots to their feet, knowing who is coming)
KING: Freaking wonderful
EDGEBROOK: That�s funny, I don�t have this planned at all
(Through the smoke emerges �Kid Ego� Diesel Warren as the crowd hits fever pitch. Warren is wearing a # 92 Green Bay Packer jersey of the recently deceased Reggie White, faded carpenter blue jeans and a black bandana.)
EDGEBROOK: He is such a crowd favorite, worth the price of admission
KING: You are such a suck up
(Diesel quickly makes his way down the aisle, slapping hands with as many fans as he can. He slides into the ring, ascends the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms as the flashbulbs go off and the sound is almost deafening. He calls for a mic and receives it)
[EGO]:" CLEVELAND!!!
((Cheap hometown pop!))
[EGO]:" HOW THE HELL ARE YOU!??!?"
((HUGE POP))
EDGEBROOK: He can work a crowd, that�s for damn sure
[EGO]:" Let me be the first to welcome you��TO FRIDAY NIGHT RIOT!!!
((Another HUGE pop))
[EGO]:" Where tonight, in the Main Event, I take on the Cage brothers, of Team NWA"
((Boos fill the arena))
[EGO]:" The Team NWA that has seemingly put me directly in their sites. I was the one who learned the hard way of the defection of Letner. I was the one who took the beating when Ace Slaughter was announced to the world as the fourth mystery member."
KING: Man that was a glorious day
((Ego pauses for a moment, going and leaning on the top rope, looking at the sold out Gund arena))
[EGO]:" They want to proclaim the GLWA as Team NWA territory, they want to hold all the GLWA gold. They figure that they have the boss, that everyone else will fall in line. I am here to tell you, THEY ARE WRONG!"
((Another HUGE pop))
[EGO]:" Team NWA will have to break every bone in my body and take every last breath from me before I WILL EVER stop fighting for the GLWA, stop fighting for YOU!"
((He is pacing in the ring now, a scowl covering his face))
[EGO]:" I will carry the load of the GLWA all by myself if I have to. I will be just what I was in the BJWC, I will be the GLWA Franchise, I will be YOUR FRANCHISE!!"
((Pauses for a moment, a smirk taking the place of hate))
[EGO]:" Starting tonight, my crusade against Team NWA hits a fever pitch. Partner or no partner, I don�t give a damn. Tonight Jake, Tonight Jason, you two will be MY big showing, MY big mark on the GLWA landscape."
((He climbs the turnbuckle, standing triumphantly on the middle buckle))
[EGO]:" Tonight, marks the downfall of Team NWA!"
((Warren chucks the mic as Good Charlotte kicks back over the PA system and heads back up the aisle))
EDGEBROOK: I think Diesel Warren has just poured some gasoline in the raging fire that is his feud with Team NWA!
KING: He�s
gonna get burned!!
[The television cameras cut backstage where GLWA interviewer Eric Scott is
standing by, mic in hand.]
Eric: Good evening wrestling fans. I�m joined
right now by Joey Brannon, who will challenge Dmitre Werhman and Don Diego in
the BJWC Mid-West Title unification match in a few moments.
[Camera zooms
out to show Joey now in the frame as well. He�s wearing his new blue full-length
tights with white stars up each leg. Rather than his normal Columbus Blue
Jackets jersey, Joey�s wearing a Team USA hockey jersey with the number 12 and
"O�Sullivan" written on it.]
Eric: Joey I�d like to get your feelings
heading into your first ever championship opportunity.
Joey: Well Eric, I
must say it comes at a weird time. This is probably the only time anyone on the
planet has ever said this sentence, but right now I�d rather be in North
Dakota.
Eric: I don�t understand? Are you nervous and want to
hide?
Joey: No way! What I mean is that�s where the 2005 IIHF World
Junior Hockey Championships are going on, and Team USA is favoured. We have a
great team, and won it last year, beating Canada in the final. Now the team is
hosting and looking to defend the championship. Team USA is going for gold, and
tonight� so am I.
Eric: Well team USA is defending their title, you�re
looking to win yours for the first time. Can you do it tonight?
Joey:
You�ll know soon enough Eric.
[The unmistakable chords of "United States of Whatever" by Liam Lynch begin
to play and the fans come to their feet. A blue spotlight focuses on the
entryway as the fans� noise builds. Joey bursts through the curtains and
out into the arena. His old faded blue jeans are gone in favour of a pair of
real wrestling tights. The full-length pants are blue with alternating red and
white stars up each leg. His hair is tied back in a ponytail and he still is
wearing the Team USA hockey jersey as he bounds to the ring, slapping every hand
he can reach along the way.]
EDGEBROOK: A new look for Brannon
tonight.
KING: I just wish he�d hurry up and get in the ring. C�mon Joey�
TV time buddy!
LETNER: CUT THE MUSIC!!! GET IN THE RING THIS INSTANT!!!
COMMERCIAL
{Cameras cut back to the announcers, inside the arena}
EDGEBROOK: Well folks, we'd just like to take this time to announce the NWA's new Clash of the Champions monthly show. The first show has the GLWA getting shots at two different titles.
KING: Two?
EDGEBROOK: The Cage Brothers make their first defense in the Great Lakes.
KING: Who's going to face them?
EDGEBROOK: I've heard rumours, but I'm not sure. I'm not saying until I know for certain.
KING: Whimp. Whats the other title shot?
EDGEBROOK: A six-man match for the vacant NWA World Heavyweight Title. Five federations and the Lord of the Ring winner.
KING: So you're telling me that one person from each fed will head into the match...with Drew Carrig?
EDGEBROOK: Yep. And I have comfirmation of who will represent the Great Lakes Wrestling Alliance.
KING: Who?
EDGEBROOK: Can't say.
KING: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. You both were big teases.
EDGEBROOK: Yeah, well we have to get to our next match.
EDGEBROOK: Now it�s time for a match that has quickly progressed past the intial NWF title unification
KING: For once your right Jimmy, Slaughter has made no bones about his dislike for Chris Saint, the former NWA TV champ. What Saint is overlooking is Slaughter having Team NWA behind him!
EDGEBROOK: All your Team NWA pandering will get you no where King
KING: Letner let me keep my job before, it�s only going to get better!
EdDGEBROOK: Whatever, Ace is already in the ring, we are just waiting for the arrival of Chris Saint
[The lights dim.]
#Right up in here, is the sweet
spot
Stay right up in here, and don't bend unda pre'sure
Is that what it
is? The cake will do
Uhh, uhh uhh, the cake will do
Tell em, fuck the
shame, tell em
Fuck the game, don't let the game fuck you
Check it
out
[FLASH]
CHRIS SAINT
[Out comes out NWF Heartland
Champion Chris Saint. His long blonde hair is down covering his face. He is
wearing a black shirt which says "The Living Legend" in white print. His small
frame radiates the power of a champion. Saint has been in many hardcore battles
and this one will be no different.]
#I - opened up shop at 13
Dimes,
dubs, quarter sacks and O-Z's
From hand-held, digital to triple-beam
Now
my pa-ger's an e-mail flip screen
Expanded my game off into
amphetamines
Looked around and had a small wall green
But tha word out on
tha street is that u fucked wit my
fiends
Them niggas around tha corner
then let tha thing beam
Now they done let it burn out, phone a ching
ching
Just another - hustle to add to my schemes
Just another piece of the
puzzle to my dreams
cuz the house, the cars, and the coffee take green
I
might ride tha range wit tha Roley on the rocks
or push a candy colored
cutless wit a matchin T-shirt
When the - spot get hot don't stop, move
shop
Find another block restock and take it from the top
now
[Saint
snaps his head up and his hair falls behind his hair. Now Saint's face is
visible. A new passion of anger is in the blue eyes of Chris Saint. Saint slowly
begins to walk down the ramp. He never takes his eyes off of the ring. Saint has
gotten a lot of fan support
as of late but he doesn't seem to
care.]
#Greed, Hate, Envy but cake will do
Fuck tha game don't let the
game fuck you
Follow the rules stay cool and rock jewels
Greed, Hate,
Envy but cake will do
[Saint slides into the ring and crawls to the
center.]
#So you think you're the shit nigga YA smell me
Shouts
out to my nigga NORE
I'll never take another man's glory
Shit don't mix
like Shaq and Kobe
Now you know me, I be low key
On these icey roleys Scob
done showed me
And hoes ignored me, now they blow me
Them niggas that
loaned me now they owe me
Oh me Oh my I can see tha greed and tha envy in yo
eyes
Now call me a lie
While you five stand by I stand by tha
captain
Hoe play now did somebody page Samson
I stay cheefin' higha than a
hooker on the weekends
Seven days a weekend man, I walk in yo church
reekin
Now Lester called me a heathen old fish eyed fool
Bitch had the
nerve to repeat old fish eyed fool
[Chris Saint stands in the center and
looks at all the fans around him. With a sudden movement, Saint rips off his
shirt and reveals his muscular body. A large panther tattoo is on his back. On
his right chest muscle reads "Revenge" in blood red ink.]
EDGEBROOK: The winner will unify the NWF titles and it will become�..well it doesn�t appear I have that information in front of me.
KING: Robert will think of something, he is Team NWA, they ALWAYS think of something.
(Saint and Slaughter are just inches away from each other, jawing away)
KING: It appears that Slaughter has about 50 pounds on Saint and about 3 inches.
EDGEBROOK: It�s probably that stupid mask
(Slaughter makes the first move, pushing Saint, and the smaller wrestler takes a step back. Saint takes another step back, before charging and spearing Ace to the ground, throwing hay makers)
EDGEBROOK: I have a fun feeling this is going to go from a wrestling match to a street fight really quick
KING: Too late
(The Heartland champ is choking the life out of Slaughter, the ref finally breaks it up, but Saint stays on the advantage. Saint drops a knee across the throat of Ace, before sitting him up)
EDGEBROOK: What does Saint have planned here?
(Saint takes half a step back, lining up Slaughter before giving him a devastating spinal tap kick. Ace screams out in pain before crumpling in a heap as Saint is wearing a sick smile)
EDGEBROOK: GOOD GAWD WHAT A KICK!!
KING: Good thing that Slaughter doesn�t need to carry Team NWA cause it ain�t happening after that kick
(Chris is mocking Ace, almost daring him to get up. Saint turns to the crowd to soak up the jeers, suddenly the Superstar jumps to his feet)
EDGEBROOK: He was playing possum!
KING: Team NWA thinking at it�s finest!!
(Saint turns around to have a face to fist meeting ordered by Slaughter. As Saint stumbles back, Ace capitalizes by pulling Chris in close and drilling him into the mat with a DDT)
EDGEBROOK: A jarring DDT from Ace Slaughter, good to see he finally found some offense
KING: It�s cause he is�.
EDGEBROOK: If you say cause he�s Team NWA I�m going to break this chair over your head
KiING: Touch�
EDGEBROOK: COVER!!
1
2
Kickout!!
(Wasting no time, Slaughter brings Saint to his feet, sending him flying into the ropes. Ace crouches down and connects with a flapjack that sends Saint HIGH into the air before crashing down to the mat)
EDGEBROOK: He was almost in the rafters on that!
KiING: I think your exaggerating
EDGEBROOK: Well duh
(Quickly, Ace drops an elbow across the sternum of Saint, then another. Slaughter then ascends the top rope, signaling for his finisher, the Slaughtermatic)
EDGEBROOK: If he hits them King, this bad boy is all done
(In a last ditch effort, Saint gets to his feet, leaps, and drops himself on the top rope, knocking Ace off his balance as he lands crotch first on the top turnbuckle)
EDGEBROOK: OW OW OW OW!!!
KING: He�s got a weird mask on, so you would think he�d wear a cup or something
(With Slaughter still, well, hung out to dry, Saint shakes the cobwebs out and makes his way over to the Team NWA member. He lands two right hands, rocking Ace a bit, before sliding under Ace a bit, getting him over his shoulder, taking two steps and slamming Ace to the mat)
EDGEBROOK: Chris Saint hitting a modified Oklahoma Slam I�d say
KING: Whatever the hell it was it looked like it hurt like hell
EDGEBROOK: COVER!!!
1
2
3!!!......NO!!!
EDGEBROOK: Saint isn�t wasting any time, he�s locked in a dragon sleeper on Ace Slaughter, no doubt trying to soften him up for his Grasp of death finisher
KING: This dude is morbid. Grasp of death, cutting the throat of his confidence. His shrink must be loaded
(Saint is really pulling back on the dragon sleeper as Ace flails around, trying to land a punch or anything to break the hold. After a few moments Saint breaks the hold)
EDGEBROOK: I can�t believe Ace didn�t tap out
KiING: There is no quit in Team NWA!!
EDGEBROOK: Would you shut up!
(Ace staggers to his feet, where he is met with a kick to his midsection from Saint, and then Chris connects with a swinging neck breaker)
EDGEBROOK: What a technician in that ring, no wasted movement
(Saint gives the sign for his submission finisher, the Grasp of Death)
EDGEBROOK: This has potential to be the end of the line for the newest member of Team NWA
KiING: Oh �ye of little faith!
(Chris goes to lock on the modified cross face, but Ace quickly slides out of the ring, under the bottom rope)
KiING: See! I told you!
(The NWF Heartland champ walks towards the ropes, but Ace is one step ahead, jumping up and dropping Saint throat first on the top rope)
KING: Smart wrestling there by Ace Slaughter
EDGEBROOK: One might say desperation
KING: You say tomato, I say tomato
(As Saint grabs at his throat, Ace slides into the ring, grabbing Chris and connecting with a belly to back suplex)
EDGEBROOK: Saint was folded up like a card table after that suplex
KING: Desperation, Ha! He was just lulling him into his trap
(Slaughter is hot, pummeling Saint with right and left hands, before he pulls Saint to his feet and drops him just as fast with a short arm clothesline)
EDGEBROOK: It is just all Ace Slaughter right now, at this rate all the gold will be in the hands of Team NWA
KING: Just like it should be!
EDGEBROOK: It looks like Slaughter is setting up for a T-Bone suplex, he lifts�..NO!!! Counter!!
KING: Crap!!
EDGEBROOK: Chris Saint reversed the attempted Suplex into his Grasp of Death finisher!!!
(Saint has the modified cross face locked in, driving Slaughter into the mat)
EDGEBROOK: He really has that cinched in, right in the middle of the ring
KING: Where the hell is Cage and the rest of Team NWA?!?!?!?
(Saint has a demented look in his eyes, just rearing back on the face and neck of Ace Slaughter. He is trying to fight it�.)
���
(Still refusing to give up�..)
��.
EDGEBROOK: He�s TAPPING!!! It�s over!!
KING: DOH!
**DING DING DING**
EDGEBROOK: Chris Saint wins the unification match and both NWF belts!!!
COMMERCIAL
GLWA Tag Team Title
Match
Kid Ego & ??? (C) vs. The Cage
Brothers
((The lights dim down, a single neon green spot light shines on the enterance curtain, almost bouncing on it�s target))
EDGEBROOK: With Kid Ego due now, one has to wonder what he has up his sleeve for his mystery partner
KING: Doesn�t matter, long live Team NWA!!
((A guitar starts firing up, shooting out a upbeat set of notes as the crowd gets to their feet, awaiting the arrival of the unknown competitor))
EDGEBROOK: Diesel has made it known that it may be called GLWA, but to him it will, and always will be, the BJWC
KING: Keep living in the past you loser
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lana: Now, coming down the aisle, weighing 218 pounds and coming to us from Milwaukee, Wisconsin�..Kid Ego��DIESEL WARREN!!!
((As the drums kick in on �Anthem� by Good Charlotte, the entrance ramp explodes in a breath taking fire works display as someone pops out of the curtain, running through the smoke))
EDGEBROOK: This feud has the potential to become one of the hottest in the NWA this coming year, nothing but hate between Warren and the Cage�s
##It's a new day
But it all feels old
It's a good
life,
That's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same##
((The crowd pops as Warren is now in plain view of the capacity crowd. He is wearing yellow tights with �KID EGO� down the sides in forest green font and �BJWC� on the butt in white, and one GLWA tag title around his waist, the other over his shoulder. Diesel makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with fans. ))
##And my high school
It felt more to me
Like a jail
cell,
A penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see##
KING: Not really a feud if he loses all the time is it?
##That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do
the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever
wanna,
I don't ever wanna be you##
((Kid Ego stops short in front of the ring, adjusting his shinny black boots with �KEDW� down the sides in gold and the white tape on each wrist. He tugs firm on the black forearm band he is wearing and he jumps into the ring))
EDGEBROOK: I really think that it is only a matter of time before Diesel is fighting for that GLWA title once again
##"Go to college,
A university
Get a real
job"
That's what they say to me
But I could never live the way they
want
I'm gonna get by
And just do my time
Out of step while
They all
get in line
I'm just a Minor Threat so pay no mind##
((Diesel strolls to the nearest turnbuckle, soaking up the cheers. He ascends the turnbuckle, thrusting his arms in the air as the crowd goes claps))
##Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna
be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
Cause I don't ever
wanna
I don't ever wanna be you##
##Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin'
is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You Don't wanna be
you##
KING: Keep dreaming
EDGEBROOK: It looks like Ego is going at this one alone, this doesn�t bode well for him
KING: Well while those two were singing love songs to each other...President Letner has made his way to the ring and he looks pissed.
EDGEBROOK: Letner is yelling at the ref.
{Letner picks the microphone up off the mat}
LETNER: YOU ARE FIRED!!!
{The ref slowly leaves the ring}
LETNER: I bet all you fans enjoyed that. For once Team NWA didn't do the screwing over...Team NWA got screwed. But that's okay..because I believe in karma. So even though we were screwed out of the Tag Titles this week...
{Letner smirks}
LETNER: We will have our all out match next week. It will be a four-man match. Jake Cage...
{Fans boo}
LETNER: ...versus Jason Stallion...
{Fans boo}
LETNER: ...versus Joey Brannon...
{Fans cheer}
LETNER: ...versus Dmetri Wehrman...
{Fans cheer}
LETNER: ...for the GLWA Five Lakes Title!!!
{Fans pop}
LETNER: And as for whomever took my spot earlier!
EDGEBROOK: He needs to get over this.
LETNER: I am giving you the chance to come out right now and show yourself.
{Letner turns to look at the entrance ramp as Jason nurses to his brother}
LETNER: If you come out right now...your punishment will not be so bad. But I have to come search for you, then...
{Suddenly the lights go out in the arena}
EDGEBROOK: What
the?!
KING: This is not a good night for our President and Owner! First
someone takes his parking spot, now someone turns the lights off on him! What
else can go wrong...
{A low thundering echoes through the silent arena.
The thunder slowly turns into the opening drums of Marilyn Manson's "The
Beautiful People"}
EDGEBROOK: Oh my god...
KING: What?
What!?!?
EDGEBROOK: It CAN'T be!
{Half the crowd erupts in
recognition of this entrance, while the other half is stunned in silence. White
spotlights flash like lightning in harmony with the beat of the drums. As out
steps...}
EDGEBROOK: It's ROADKILL!!!
KING:
Who?!?
EDGEBROOK: EXACTLY!
{His head cleanly shaven. A goatee on
his chiseled face. Cold green eyes. Roadkill walks towards the ring as he
emotionlessly stares into the crowd. He is wearing blue denim jeans, a black
BJWC t-shirt, and a black leather jacket.
EDGEBROOK: This guy was one of
the most toughest, nastiest guys in the Billy Jay era of the BJWC! He won every
title there was to win! Definitely one of the greatest superstar in the history
of the BJWC!
{Roadkill reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom
rope. He calmly steps up right into the face of Robert Letner, who STILL can't
believe his eyes. The two men stand nose-to-nose, neither giving an inch...
neither blinking. A sneer crosses Roadkill's face as he backs away and gets
himself a microphone. Letner keeps an eye on him. The entire crowd is now caught
up in the intensity.}
ROADKILL: Well well well, if it isn't me old pal,
Cyris Rav... oops,... I mean, ROBERT LETNER. Look... man... I'm sorry for taking
your parking spot, but do you know how TOUGH it is to find parking for my truck
around here??
{The crowd cheers to discover it was Roadkill who angered
Letner}
LETNER: What... the HELL... are you doing here?
ROADKILL:
I'm glad you asked, Robert...
LETNER: That's MISTER LETNER to you,
Roadkill. 'Cause in case you hadn't noticed, you're standing in MY
ring!
ROADKILL: Very well, MISTER LETNER. I'm glad you asked what I'm
doing here, because I was gonna ask YOU the same question. You see, I was
sittin' at home one cold November night... I turn on my television... and what
do I see?! I see YOUR ugly mug at Clash For The Cup. I see this thing called the
Great Lakes Wrestling Alliance. And I see YOU opening your fancy little shirt to
show some NWA logo.
{Crowd boos}
LETNER: Get to the point,
'Killer, or get out of my ring.
ROADKILL: My point is... just LOOK at
what you've let the BJWC become. You've got a bunch of pansy asses running
around... signing endorsement contracts, filming commercials, walking around in
bathrobes smoking pipes. What a bunch of spoiled sons of bitches! Gone are the
days of hard-working legends, who'd bust their asses day in and day out... guys
like Billy Jay, Dan Dehart, Nick Yonce, Tyler Lee, Brian Hart... and yes, even
CYRIS RAVEN. But look at you now! Once a hardcore legend. The Robert Letner *I*
knew wouldn't be wearing a suit and tie, wouldn't need a gang to back him up,
and DEFINITELY wouldn't be running a wrestling company!
LETNER: SEE?!
That's the problem, RIGHT THERE. It's the BJWC, it's the Robert Letner you KNEW.
Things change, Roadkill. PEOPLE change. And while you retreated off into
retirement without even looking back, it was ME carrying the BJWC on my
shoulders... it was ME that was winning championships... and it was ME who kept
the company alive, even if that meant owning and running the whole damn thing!
ROADKILL: Retreated into retirement?? Son, I didn't leave because I
WANTED to. No. I left because of what a JOKE it had become with Brian Steele
running things. It all became a goddamn soap opera -- bullshit stories of a twin
brother, screwing me out of championships, hell he even hired some bastard
doctor to claim Steele was my long-lost half-brother. It was nothing but a joke,
so I left. It was a joke then, and from the looks of things...
{Roadkill
looks at Robert Letner from head to toe}
ROADKILL: ... it looks like a
joke NOW.
***CRRRAAAACK***
EDGEBROOK: Oh my god! Mister Letner
just nailed Roadkill across the forehead with the microphone!
{Robert
Letner pounds away at the cleanly-shaven head of Roadkill until he strikes
blood. His arch BJWC rival now lies in the middle of the GLWA ring wearing a
crimson mask. Letner throws away the broken microphone, and takes the one from
the lifeless hand of Roadkill}
LETNER: How's THAT for a joke?!? HUH!? Let
this be a lesson to you... and to the rest of the GLWA.... do NOT cross the
boss! Fact is Roadkill, you were nothing then... and you're nothing NOW! LOOK AT
YOU! Nahhh... no, I just can't look at such a piece of trash! I want you out of
my sight... OUT OF MY RING! SECURITY! Get your asses down here, and escort Mr.
Roadkill OUT OF MY BUILDING!
{The crowd boos as Gund Arena security
gather in the ring and drag the bloody Roadkill out}
KING: Hey...
Edgebrook... I though you said this guy was one of the baddest in BJWC history!
He doesn't look so tough and nasty to ME! HAH!
EDGEBROOK: Well, if I know
Roadkill, there's gonna be a little payback on its way!
LETNER: And Mr. Roadkill...since you graced us with your presence at this show... you can grace us with your presence at the next show.
{Letner has a smirk on his face as he leans against the ropes}
LETNER: Next week...the Main Event will be Roadkill versus Jackson Dane...
{Fans pop}
LETNER: ...IN AN IRON MAN MATCH!!! That will teach you to disrespect me.
{Fans boo}
LETNER: Welcome back to MY BJWC...'Killer!
{Fans cheer and boo as the scene fades out to a GLWA logo, then fades out to nothing}