FIRST
HOUR!!!
{Our scene opens in the back, with Robert Letner sitting in his office. His face is still a little cut up and a line on his forehead indicates a row of stitches}
{But aside from his Love Hurts war wounds, Letner's face is red and his tie is loose. He is mad}
LETNER: I send two of you into Clash Of Champions...and what happens?
{The camera pans out and we see Jake Cage, Jason Stallion and Ace Slaughter sitting in front of Letner's desk}
LETNER: Jake, you worry more about beer and other dubious things, then defending the NWA North American Title against Lion.
CAGE: But...
LETNER: NO!!! We have to step it up Jake. If I have to...I will take your beer stash away from you.
{Jake lets out a groan}
LETNER: If that's what it takes for you to step it up, then that's how it's got to be. We are Team NWA, not just some run of the mill trash.
{Letner sits on the front of his desk and looks at Ace}
LETNER: And you, Ace. I know your wife is in the hospital. I understand that you have a lot of shit happening right now, but STOP PUTTING AROUND AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF.
ACE: Mr. Letner, my wife..
{Letner slams his fist on the table}
LETNER: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WIFE!!!
{Ace looks down at the floor, saddened by that}
LETNER: Ace, you are a member of Team NWA. We are a premier group of men. Your wife is in the hospital, you can not do anything else to help her. So I want you to focus on this...not her.
{Who else thinks Letner is becoming cold hearted?}
LETNER: You will beat Dmetri tonight, Ace. I don't care what you have to do...I want you to beat him. If you do not beat Dmetri Wehrman, I will personally kick out on your ass so fast...you won't have a clue what hit you.
{Letner takes a deep breath as he turns his attention to Jason}
LETNER: Then there is the gem of the Great Lakes. Our very own GLWA Heavyweight Champion. The man who CAN get it done...Jason Stallion.
{Jason smirks, the GLWA Heavyweight Title over his shoulder}
LETNER: I have invited a lot of people for your victory party, so let's do this in style.
{Letner stands up, looking at Jake and Ace}
{He walks around his desk and while sitting back down, pulls a flask from under a drawer in his desk}
{He takes a couple swigs, taking in deep breathes, trying to calm down}
LETNER: I'm sorry guys.
{Letner looks at Cage and Ace}
LETNER: We are Team NWA. We have an image to uphold.
We have history to protect. We have a level we need to achieve and stay
at.
{Letner looks at Ace}
LETNER: So tonight...wife or no wife...you will destroy Dmetri
Wehrman.
{Letner moves his head, looking at all three members of Team NWA}
LETNER: That is all, boys. Lets make tonight something to be
proud of, we got a victory party to attend.
{All three men get up and leave the room, Ace head down and Jake giving Jason an
evil look as they leave the room}
{Fade out}
{Cut to the announcers}
EDGEBROOK: Hello ladies and gentleman, my name is James Edgebrook.
KING: And my name is Richard King.
EDGEBROOK: Tonight we have a HUGE
three hour show for you. So lets get this puppy started.
KING: First off, before Edgebrook blows a nut, we have some backstage footage to
show you.
{Cut to backstage}
[Fade up.]
[With a squelching sound a large dollop of ketchup squirts out onto the
frankfurter. Mustard, onions, then a helter-skelter set of teeth bite hungrily
in. Here outside the arena, in the cold night air, Cobb Jones lounges by a
hot-dog stand, eating unhealthily. Fans mill around noisily, and Jones blends in
just fine. This is a professional athlete? He burps. Two hot dogs was enough -
the third might be a mistake.]
[From within the crowd smoke drifts closer to Jones, his nostrils catching it
instantly. That's a cigarette, and it's a menthol.]
"Jones ..... Cobb Jones?"
[Jones whips around mouth full of condiments and ravaged meat, and before him is
Darren Anthony. His unkempt hair rest atop the shoulders of his tattered leather
jacket. Below that it's a plain white shirt and blue jeans, just like always.
His eye's are glazed, his voice monotone - he looks less than thrilled to be
here.]
Cobb Jones (CJ): "That's me... what can I do for you?"
Darren Anthony (DA): "Do for me? Well, for starters you can yank that shit out
of your mouth and lets get down to business."
[In the background Orson Graves lurked around, the source of the smoke gripped
between two fingers. His yellow eyes shoot toward us, he's half smiling.]
Orson Graves (OG): "Excuse him, will you? He's Darren Anthony and you two have a
date."
[A flicker of recognition.]
CJ: "Oh, of course... Anthony. The wrestler, right? I remember now, I'm supposed
to interview you. Look, it's obvious you're not keen on this, so it doesn't
matter. You can go."
OG: "You're not going to do the interview?"
CJ: "Oh, I'm going to write the interview all right. I just don't need to talk
to Darren to do it."
[Anthony smiles, intrigued.]
DA: "You don't need to talk to me .... who did you work for, the Enquirer? What
kind of journalist are you?"
[Jones finishes off his hot dog, messily wiping his fingers on his T-shirt. He
scratches his shaved head.]
CJ: "Truth is very overrated, Darren. Have you ever heard two people describe
the same car crash? Doesn't that make you wonder about the news? Hell, doesn't
it make you wonder about history? News is a product to be bought and sold, it's
entertainment. What do the readers care if my column's true or false, as long as
it's fun to read?"
[He chuckles, and pulls a pair of mirrored sunglasses out of his leather
jacket.]
CJ: "I've decided to make you autistic, an idiot savant. Kind of the Rain Man of
wrestling."
[Darren produces a half smile. He's almost interested in this man. The Rain man
of wrestling?]
DA: "Well, there were seven thousand four hundred and eighty two punches thrown
on Primetime ... [He laughs] ... Do you even know a thing about wrestling?"
CJ: "As a fan? I've been a huge wrestling geek since I was a kid. As a
journalist? I've covered wrestling, cage fighting, sumo, mixed martial arts,
every kind of combat you can think of. As an actual... wrestler? Well, I know a
little..."
[He laughs, and puts on the sunglasses.]
CJ: "And baby, I can guess the rest."
DA: " .....guess?"
[He laughs softly.]
DA: "Do you realize what you've gotten yourself into?'
[Orson chimes in as always. Like a clock.]
OG: "This ain't Candy Land, friend... it's not your Shoots and Ladders. It's
getting beat with ladders."
[Jones ignores Graves. He walks a little way away the manager, Anthony
following.]
CJ: "OK, if this is rocket science, then teach me. Let's tag up. You and me,
what do you say?"
[Darren howls again. This is getting better and better by the minute.]
DA: "I'm flying solo... and I'm no teacher. This is a business of experience,
Jones. You don't just waltz out to the ring, crotch a guy, and get a belt."
[Graves again - this time he's being a dick.]
OG: "You've got to have the mind for this. You've gotta be cold, calculated ..
willing to go to any length to get something done."
[He looks Cobb up and down]
OG: "You don't have the equipment."
[Points between his head and body.]
OG: "Up there or down here. Go home and stick to the backyard wrestling -- leave
this to the pro's."
[Jones shrugs.]
CJ: "You a gambling man, Darren?"
DA: [smiling] "I've been known to roll the dice on occasion... but what does
that have to do with anything?"
CJ: "I think we'd make a great tag team. Tag wrestling is all about chemistry,
right? And I know exactly what you're thinking. I've got that sense. You've got
every right to be skeptical, but I figured we could have a bet. If I can guess
your PIN number, you tag with me. What do you say?"
[Dee can't make head nor tails of this man, or what he is up too. He smiles
slightly, you can tell he's interested.]
DA: "You're on."
CJ: "Do you have a pencil? Some paper?"
[Graves hands over a notepad and a pencil, shaking his head.]
OG: "A reporter, and you don't carry a notebook? What are your odds here, of
guessing a PIN number? A million to one?"
CJ: "Ten thousand to one. But hey, who's counting?"
[He turns to Anthony.]
CJ: "OK, I want you to think of the PIN number. Visualize the digits one by one.
Think of the first digit... then the second..."
[Anthony is willing to play along. He thinks of the numbers and Jones writes
them down. The task done, Jones hands the pencil back to Graves.]
CJ: "So what's the answer?"
DA: "7932."
CJ: "So it would be pretty amazing if I got that right, huh?"
DA: "Seriously?"
[Jones hands over the notepad. Sure enough, 7932. Anthony is amazed.]
DA: "I may be the Rain Man, but that's some freaky stuff you've got there. What
are you, psychic or something?"
[Jones shrugs.]
CJ: "Psychic maybe. I think having a swami gimmick helps."
[He shows what was previously unnoticeable - a small, flesh-colored rubber band
with a small pencil lead, attached to his thumb.]
CJ: "When you were thinking of the numbers I just pretended to write. Then, when
you told me the answer, I stalled for time and noted it down."
[He smiles, and looks at Graves.]
CJ: "Of course, you've got to have the mind for this. You've gotta be cold,
calculated... willing to go to any length to get something done."
[Orson cuts his eyes. Upstaged, ha.]
[Darren looks Jones up and down one more time a smile creeping at the corner of
his mouth.]
DA: ".....next week, work it out with management. I'll be there."
[A brisk handshake. Graves looks displeased. Suddenly, Jones looks down at his
watch in alarm.]
CJ: "Listen, I've got to run. I've got a match in a minute. Catch you later."
[And Jones jogs off quickly]
[Fade out.]
[The camera goes to the backstage area where we see Gavin "Havok" Williams sitting inside his dressing room, watching some last minute videos on his opponents with sheer focus in his eyes. An interviewer from GLWA approaches him with a microphone to conduct an interview, but he hardly notices he's there.]
Announcer: Havok, if I could have a word with you before your first match.
Havok: Yeah, sure.
Announcer: You've obviously got a long night ahead of you tonight. Do you have any last minute plans? How do you think you'll fare?
Havok: I know I'll fare well. My plan is to survive, man. Tonight, body and mind are not one. My mind knows that my body is going to go through a tremendous amount of grueling punishment, but I won't let that stop me from attaining my goals tonight! I want to be the GLWA Brutality Champion. And I NEED to be the NeWA World Heavyweight champion! Tonight is the night to show the world that I'm here. It's the night I have to show everyone what I'm made of. There isn't a bigger heart in this locker room than mine. And I challenge everyone that will be involved with me tonight, to show me otherwise.
Announcer: Are you one hundred percent?
Havok: Not likely. If I come away thirty percent from tonight, then there will be a party at my place on Monday! I wouldn't RSVP until the show is over though folks.
Announcer: Gavin, good luck tonight.
Havok: You bet, and thank you.
[The camera goes back to ringside.]
{We open back up inside of the Assembly Hall, when 'Anxiety' by Black Eyed Peas blares out of the speakers}
CROWD: BOOO!!!
KING: Listen to them disrespect the man who brings them quality entertainment. They should all be thrown out for their ignorance.
EDGEBROOK: But then we would have no crowd.
{Letner steps out of the back. He has his arm in a brace and a couple stitches on his forehead}
{He smirks at the crowd and starts to walk down the aisle}
KING: Yeah, that is true. Maybe wait until after the show is over, THEN kick them out.
{Letner gets to the bottom of the ramp and walks up the steps into the ring}
EDGEBROOK: The show is over by then, moron.
{The music dies and Letner is handed a microphone}
LETNER: HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!!
CROWD: BOOOO!!!
LETNER: I'm glad all of you guys could make it tonight. I mean, after watching Ohio State beat Illinois Sixty-five to sixty-four the other day, I'd want to come see something worth seeing as well.
CROWD: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
EDGEBROOK: Letner is really getting under their skin with that comment.
{Letner smirks at the crowd}
LETNER: Now as you all know, I have issued the statement earlier last
week...that this will be 'Show Up or Ship Out' night. Now yes Rawlings
and Striker did show up, but do they really deserve to be here?
{Letner shakes his head no}
LETNER: As of right now, Justin Rawlings and Brad Striker are both officially FIRED from the Great Lakes Wrestling Alliance.
{Camera's show the crowd booing. Not at Rawlings and Striker being fired, but Letner in general}
LETNER: There are also two other men who have gotten on my bad side. In a couple minutes, we will see Jones take on Jonathon Gunz. Gunz is here, but I'm afraid he just can't cut it here in the Great Lakes Wrestling Alliance. So this is Gunz's last match as well.
{More crowd discontent}
LETNER: Then there is one man, who was on the original GLWA roster. He came back for this show, but I'm afraid he can't cut it either. So Mr. Adam Young, after Jake Cage whoops your ass tonight, you are fired.
{Letner smirks}
CROWD: ROAD-KILL, ROAD-KILL, ROAD-KILL!!!
LETNER: OH YEAH!!! I almost forgot about him. You see, I'm a good man. I whooped Roadkill's ass at Love Hurts. And if it wasn't for Nightmare, I would of won that match. But, I won't fire Roadkill. He is going to fire himself.
EDGEBROOK: WHAT???
LETNER: You see, the entire idea of the night is...you show up...or I ship you out. And my people in the back, have told me that Roadkill's locker room is empty.
{Letner smiles big}
LETNER: Our Love Hurts match stipulation said that if he won, he gets a GLWA Heavyweight Title shot. If I won, he would retire. Since neither man won, neither stipulation could be enforced. But I think Roadkill knows the better man when he sees him. He looked at his broken body in the mirror and realized he just couldn't run with the big boys anymore.
CROWD: BOOOO!!!
LETNER: His injuries showed him, he STILL
can't beat me. So folks, say goodbye to Roadkill. Now on to my
next subject...
{The lights go out in the arena}
KING: I don't think Letner's been paying his electricity bills!
{A low thunder echoes throughout the arena}
EDGEBROOK: Uh oh... I don't think that's it!!
{The crowd erupts as the thunder morphs in the opening drum beats of "The
Beautiful People, the RK Remix". White spotlights flash like lightning in
harmony with the drums. Roadkill rolls out to the top of the ramp in a
wheelchair! The music fades, and the crowd is booing to see him like this}
KING: HAH! Look at that! Man can't even walk!
{Roadkill has a microphone with him}
ROADKILL: As usual, Rob... you're wrong again. Here I am, showing up for
Primetime! So I guess I won't be shipping out of the GL...
LETNER: Hold your thoughts there, 'Killer! I'm sorry to burst your bubble,
but uh... when I say "show up", I mean for your MATCH, not show up to
Primetime. And LOOK at yourself! Can't even walk out on your own two feet!!
And since you obviously can't make it to your match...
{Crowd boos}
ROADKILL: You know, when you're right, you're RIGHT. Because after all, THIS
is what you wanted, isn't it? You wanted to be the one that ENDS MY CAREER,
whether it be through a stipulation in a match or THIS.... THIS RIGHT HERE...
{... RK looks down at the wheel chair...}
ROADKILL: ... making sure that I CAN NEVER WALK AGAIN!! IS THIS WHAT YOU
WANTED, LETNER!?!? IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKIN' WANTED?!??!?!
LETNER: YES, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH! FOR THREE DAMN YEARS...THREE LONG ASS
YEARS, YOU WERE A PAIN IN MY SIDE IN THE BJWC! No matter HOW many times I
beat you, you always took more of the spotlight!! Well, when you left, the
spotlight was ALL MINE!! IT WAS MINE!! I became BJWC Heavyweight Champ!! I
became UltimateBowl Champ!!! Hell, I became OWNER AND PRESIDENT of the entire
damn company!!!! Now you come back and try to take that spotlight away from
me AGAIN?!?! Well too bad, 'cause it's OVER, 'KILLER! It's over!!! Your
spotlight??? OVER! Your career??? OVER!!!! And it's all because of
ME!!!
{Roadkill stands up out of the wheel chair!!!! The crowd goes nuts!!!
He takes the wheelchair and TOSSES IT into the GLWA logo behind him,
shattering it to pieces!!!!}
{Letner's jaw drops}
EDGEBROOK: Roadkill is up!!! And he can walk!!!
KING: And he just destroyed the GLWA logo!!!
{Roadkill takes the microphone in his hand, and stares down Robert Letner}
LETNER: I hope you know you will have to pay...
ROADKILL: SHUT UP!!! I hope you know it ain't over. It ain't over at all.
In fact, Robbie... it's just starting. 'Cause you see... tonight.... MY team
is gonna win that six-man tag match. And then you're gonna watch me win
tonight's triple-threat main event. You're gonna see me win the title shot
for the NeWA Heavyweight Championship. But it won't end there either! No.
Then I'm gonna walk into the NWA's Clash of Champions, and I'm gonna TAKE that
Heavyweight Title!! LIKE IT, OR NOT!!!!
{Crowd cheers as Roadkill throws the microphone down!!}
Edgebrook: What a turn of events!! Not only is Roadkill NOT being shipped
out, but he's competing tonight!!!
COMMERCIAL
EDGEBROOK: Well, here we are folks, our second match of the evening pits Jonathon Gunz up against Jones!
KING: Should be a good one!
EDGEBROOK: Both men are in the ring here, we�re just waiting for the bell!
[The bell rings and Jones and Gunz circle off in the center of the ring. They lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, but Gunz pushes Jones into the turnbuckles. Gunz backs away due to orders from the ref and Jones hits him with an unexpected right hand. Gunz stumbles backwards until he is dropkicked into the corner. Jones wastes little time on the follow up as he lands a knee to the midsection of the pinned up Gunz. And finally, Jones lifts Gunz into the air with a hiptoss that sends Gunz falling hard to the canvas in the center of the ring.]
EDGEBROOK: It looks like Jones has got the advantage here, he does appear to be the better conditioned athlete!
KING: We�ll just have to see if this continues though, I don�t think it will.
[Gunz is slow to get back to his feet, but before he regains control of his ground, he�s kicked in the stomach and snapped down to the ground with a crisp vertical suplex. Jones pulls Gunz off of the mat and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle and then lands a crushing clothesline to the chest of Gunz, followed by a running bulldog that slams Gunz back down into the center of the ring. Jones holds the side face lock in tight on the landing and continues to grind at the face of Gunz.]
EDGEBROOK: So far a really dominating performance here by Jones. Jonathan Gunz just really seems overmatched here.
KING: Jones has already shown quite a bit of improvement since joining the GLWA, this is a perfect example of just that.
[Gunz digs deep for some energy and powers his way back to his feet. From there he pushes Jones off, sending him into the ropes, and when Jones comes back, Gunz takes him down with a shoulder block. Jones is quick to his feet and ducks a clothesline attempt from Gunz. Jones springs off of the ropes again and nails Gunz in the face with a spinning wheel kick, sending Gunz down on the ground. Jones runs over to make the cover!]
EDGEBROOK: A nice kick to the face of Gunz and here�s the cover! ONE!!!�.
TWO!!!�.
THRE-NO! A kickout by Gunz and that was probably too close for comfort.
KING: Yeah, Jones almost stole a victory there, we�re in the early going of the match still it seems, but he�s got Gunz hurting already!
[Back in the ring Jones has Gunz off of the canvas and up against the turnbuckle where he levels his opponent with a knife hand chop across the chest. He nails him again with it before grabbing his arm and pulling him out of the corner, only to drop him to the ground fast with a short armed clothesline that completely took Gunz off guard and has him gasping for air.]
KING: Short armed clothesline, something we don�t see too often, and it has Gunz really hurt in there.
[Jones watches his opponent try to bring in air as he climbs up to the middle rope. With Gunz still lying on his back, clutching his stomach, Jones jumps off of the middle rope and drops a leg drop across the throat of Gunz, making matters even more difficult for him to breath. Again Jones goes for the cover�]
KING: Taking advantage of a wounded opponent, here�s the cover�. ONE!!!�.
TWO!!!�.
THREE-NO!!! HE just BARELY kicked out!
EDGEBROOK: That was really close King. You get the feeling that Jonathon Gunz doesn�t have too much left in his tank now.
[Jones looks a little bit frustrated in the ring and pulls the struggling Gunz off of the canvas and kicks him in the gut. Gunz stumbles backwards and Jones tries a clothesline, but Gunz ducks under it. As Jones turns around, he sees the oncoming right hand in time to block it and then pushes Gunz up against the ropes. As he attempts an Irish whip, it�s reversed by Gunz. But before he can send Jones towards the ropes, Jones pulls Gunz back towards him and back body tosses him out of the ring. On his way out, Jonathon Gunz catches his head on the ring apron!
KING: OH MY GOD!
EDGEBROOK: Oh jeez�
KING: OH MY! I THINK HE BROKE HIS NECK!
EDGEBROOK: He�s not moving King, the referee is counting, he�s at 2, but I don�t think we�re going to have much more of a match. His head bent in a weird, weird way. I think we need some EMT�s out here�
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EDGEBROOK: Yeah, we�re at six now and still no signs of life from this kid. The crowd is half cheering and half awed folks! I don�t think this match will continue.
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KING: Yep, it�s over, Jones is your winner by paralyzation it looks like!
EDGEBROOK: Oh please King! Let�s hope this kid is alright�
[10! The bell rings]
EDGEBROOK: Well there you have it folks! Jones has taken this match due to an over the top rope back body drop in which his opponent Jonathon Gunz had a truly unfortunate fall! The EMT�s are heading out here now! Again, Jones is your winner!
{Fans cheer as Jordan stands up}
{Fade out}
{The camera cuts to the back, showing President Letner sitting at his desk in his office}
{The door opens and Nightmare walks in. Letner rises from his chair, angered by the appearance of Nightmare}
LETNER: What the hell do you want? You have a lot of balls to barge into my office, after that stunt you pulled at Love Hurts.
{Nightmare walks over and sits in a seat in front of Letner's desk}
NIGHTMARE: Relax Rob. I�m not here to fight with you tonight. I�ll save that for WrestleBowl. I just wanted to say thank you.
{Letner scoffs at Nightmare}
LETNER: What are you thanking me for?
NIGHTMARE: I wanted to thank you for training me and showing me exactly what it takes to get to where I want to go, in this
business.
{Letner smirks}
{Nightmare extends a hand to Letner. Letner is slow to it, but he reaches out and shakes Nightmare's hand. But when Letner tries
to let Nightmare go, Nightmare holds on}
NIGHTMARE: But, just so you know Rob. Even if I loose this match and end up retiring, your ass is still mine at WrestleBowl.
{The smirk stays on Letner's face}
LETNER: Bring it Nightmare, bring it.
{Both men stare each other down}
{Nightmare lets go and leaves the office, slamming the door on his way out}
KING: The nerve of that kid. Who does he think he is?
EDGEBROOK: Well after tonight, he could be GLWA's representative
for the NWA World Heavyweight Title match.
KING: That doesn't mean anything.
EDGEBROOK: It means more than you believe, puts.
Six-Man Tag Match
Winning Team Advances to Triple-Threat Main Event
Gavin Williams/Roadkill/Nightmare vs.
EDGEBROOK: This Six-Man ought to be good.
KING: Well Gavin is walking out to the ring, no music...no nothing.
EDGEBROOK: He's ready to go. He's got a BUSY night
ahead of him.
{Gavin slaps some hands of the fans as he makes his way to the ring}
{He climbs up into the ring}
{The lights go out in the arena. A murmur of excitement floods
the crowd}
RESIDING IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA... WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY-TWO
POUNDS...
{A low thunder echoes throughout the arena}
ROADKILL!!!
{The crowd erupts as the thunder morphs in the opening drum beats of "The
Beautiful People, the RK Remix". White spotlights flash like lightning in
harmony with the drums. And out steps ROADKILL to a frenzied ovation!!!}
# And I don't want you and I don't need you
# Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you
# It's not your fault that you're always wrong
# The weak ones are there to justify the strong!
{Roadkill walks down the aisle staring emotionlessly into the crowd. He wears
black boots, black wrestling trunks, and a white leather jacket with "RK"
stitched in black on the back. His head cleanly shaven. A goatee on his
chiseled face. And a look in his cold green eyes that could kill!}
# The beautiful people, the beautiful people
# It's all relative to the size of your steeple
# Capitalism has made it this way,
# Old-fashioned fascism will take it away!
{Roadkill reaches the ring and quickly enters via the cell door that the ref has
opened}
# There's no time to discriminate,
# Hate every motherfucker that's in your way
{He storms to the opposite corner, steps up on the second rope, and raises his
clenched fists into the air with authority! The intense crowd welcomes The
'Killer with applause and camera flashes}
# HEY! YOU! WHAT DO YOU SEE?
# SOMETHIN' BEAUTIFUL, SOMETHIN' FREE?
# HEY! YOU! ARE YOU TRYIN' TO BE MEAN?
# IF YOU CROSS MY PATH MAN, YOU'RE GONNA GET BEAT!!
{The music fades}
KING: Look at them, Gavin and Roadkill standing in the ring.
EDGEBROOK: Don't forget their team-mate...
(Suddenly the lights go out. "Let it Out" by Hoobastank begins to bare over the PA system.)
# This is ours, we made it with our
everything
Something real, as real as it could ever be
You gave me all of yourself, I gave you all of me
Now set it free from yourself, for everyone to see. #
(Twin spotlights hit the stage as Nightmare bounces out of the back.)
Edgebrook: And here comes Nightmare.
# I'm not afraid to let it out
I'm gonna show you how I feel
I'm not afraid to let it out
(who cares if you dont like it)
if you don't like it!! #
(Nightmare begins to walk to the ring he has a glare in his eye.)
# Go ahead, you know just what you want to
do
Don't deny, you feel cause I feel it to
Take a look all around, you'll feel it in the air
From the sky to the ground, I feel it everywhere #
# I'm not afraid to let it out
I'm gonna show you how I feel
I'm not afraid to let it out
[who cares if you dont like it]
I'm not afraid to let it out
I'm gonna show you how I feel
I'm not afraid to let it out
To let it out
[who cares if you don't like it]
[who cares if you don't like it]
[who cares if you don't like it]
[who cares if you don't like it] #
(Nightmare walks down to the end of the
entrance ramp and slides under the bottom rope.)
# This is ours, we made it with our
everything
Something real, as real as it could ever be
You gave me all of yourself, I gave you all of me
Now set it free from yourself, for everyone to see #
(Nightmare jumps up onto a turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air, basking in the cheers of the fans.)
# I'm not afraid to let it out
I'm gonna show you how I'm free
I'm not afraid to let it out
[who cares if you dont like it]
I'm not afraid to let it out
I'm gonna show you how I'm free
I'm not afraid to let it out
To let it out
To let it out
To let it out
[who cares if you don't like it]
[if you don't like it]
[if you don't like it] #
EDGEBROOK: This match is going to be awesome.
KING: Yeah...real Killer!!!
{Gavin, Roadkill and Nightmare all huddle against the ropes and begin to talk}
((The lights dim down, a single neon green spot light shines on the entrance curtain, almost bouncing on it�s target))
EDGEBROOK: The winner of this match goes on to fight the NWA WORLD champ at the next clash of champions
KING: One of these losers? We�re doomed
((A guitar starts firing up, shooting out a upbeat set of notes as the crowd gets to their feet, awaiting the arrival of the of the popular superstar))
EDGEBROOK: You�re out of your mind, these are some of the best talent in the NWA today
KING: Waiter, please pass me what he is smoking
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lana: Now, coming down the aisle, weighing 218 pounds and coming to us from Milwaukee, Wisconsin�..Kid Ego��DIESEL WARREN!!!
((As the drums kick in on �Anthem� by Good Charlotte, a gorgeous pyro display kicks up as Diesel pops out of the curtain running through some smoke))
EDGEBROOK: What a fantastic fireworks display for Da Kid
KING: Much sound and fury, signifying nothing is all this is
EDGEBROOK: Wait...Malice and Joey Brannon are right behind him.
##It's a new day
But it all feels old
It's a good life,
That's what I'm told
But everything, it all just feels the same##
((The crowd pops as Warren is now in plain view of the capacity crowd. He is wearing royal blue tights with �KID EGO� down the sides in black font and �GLWA� on the butt in white. Diesel makes his way down the ramp slapping hands with fans. ))
##And my high school
It felt more to me
Like a jail cell,
A penitentiary
My time spent there, it only made me see##
EDGEBROOK: He certainly has been on a roll lately, the #1 contender for the GLWA title, and a up coming match against Lion Jennings for the AW title.
##That I don't ever wanna be like you
I don't wanna do the things you do
I'm never gonna hear the words you say
And I don't ever wanna,
I don't ever wanna be you##
((Kid Ego stops short in front of the ring, adjusting his shinny black boots with �KEDW� down the sides in gold and the white tape on each wrist. He tugs firm on the black forearm band he is wearing and he jumps into the ring))
KING: He�ll blow it
##"Go to college,
A university
Get a real job"
That's what they say to me
But I could never live the way they want
I'm gonna get by
And just do my time
Out of step while
They all get in line
I'm just a Minor Threat so pay no mind##
((Diesel strolls to the nearest turnbuckle, soaking up the cheers. He ascends the turnbuckle, thrusting his arms in the air as the crowd goes claps))
##Do you really wanna be like them?
Do you really wanna be another trend?
Do you wanna be part of their crowd?
Cause I don't ever wanna
I don't ever wanna be you##
##Don't wanna be just like you
What I'm sayin' is
This is the anthem
Throw all your hands up
You Don't wanna be you##
{Malice and Joey slide into the ring}
~ DING, DING ~
EDGEBROOK: Roadkill and Joey Brannon locking up first. Roadkill gets the
advantage and sends Brannon into the ropes. HUGE CLOTHESLINE and Brannon
is to the mat.
KING: But the little pot-head is back to his feet. He charges
Roadkill...kick to the gut.
EDGEBROOK: ROADKILLER THIS EARLY!!!
KING: This is a lesson little kiddies...don't do drugs.
1...
2...
3...
BREAK UP!!! by Kid Ego
EDGEBROOK: Roadkill back to his feet, looking at Kid Ego with a hard look.
KING: If looks could kill...Roadkill's wife would be a
serial killer.
{King laughs to himself}
EDGEBROOK: Brannon taking advantage of the distracted
Roadkill. Kick to the back of the knee and Roadkill falls TO his knees.
KING: Joey up to his feet, SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF ROADKILL'S HEAD!!!
{Roadkill falls forward like a sack of potatoes}
EDGEBROOK: Brannon runs over and tags in Kid Ego.
KING: Ego bounces off the ropes, jumps...LEG DROP onto Roadkill. Kid Ego
turns Roadkill over and hooks the leg.
1...
2...
BREAK UP!!! by Nightmare
KING: Nightmare is smirking as he quickly goes back to his corner.
EDGEBROOK: Kid Ego pulls Roadkill to his feet, Irish Whip into the ropes.
Kid Ego lunges for the clothesline, but he misses. Roadkill reaches out,
TAG TO GAVIN!!!
KING: Kid Ego turns around, DROPKICK TO KID EGO. Roadkill rolls out of the
way. Wait...Gavin is on the top rope. He jumps...FROG SPLASH ONTO
KID EGO!!
{Gavin rolls around, grabbing his stomach}
EDGEBROOK: Both men are hurt. But while Gavin is
trying to get to his feet...Kid Ego is up and heading towards his corner.
KING: Gavin is up, but Kid Ego just tagged in Malice. The former BJWC Prez
enters the ring. He looks at Gavin. He charges Gavin...PUT GAVIN
DUCKS AND PULLS DOWN THE ROPES. MALICE JUST FELL OUT OF THE RING!!!
EDGEBROOK: Gavin grabs the ropes, HE JUST SPRINGBOARDED HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING,
LANDING ON MALICE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
KING: Both men look hurt. And the ref is starting to count...
1....
2....
EDGEBROOK: Gavin is starting to move.
3....
KING: Not fast enough, Roadkill just picked him up to his feet and pushed him
into the ring.
4....
5....
EDGEBROOK: Malice pulls himself up to his feet.
KING: And he is looking right at Cobb
Jones.
6....
7....
EDGEBROOK: Jones is telling him to get back in.
8....
KING: Malice turns around.
9....
EDGEBROOK: A mad dash into the ring, right at the last second. But it is welcomed by an unmerciful amount of stomps.
KING: Gavin pulls Malice to his feet, whip into the ropes. Malice comes flying back...DROP TOE HOLD and Malice goes down hard.
EDGEBROOK: Gavin grabs Malice and brings him back to his feet again. He grabs his neck...runs up the turnbuckle...HUGE BULLDOG AND MALICE IS DOWN!!! Gavin hooks Malice's leg.
1...
2...
KING: Brannon is over there. He just put Malice's leg on the bottom rope.
3...
EDGEBROOK: The ref says no pin, Malice's leg was on the
ropes.
KING: Lucky save.
EDGEBROOK: Gavin is up and he is mad. He is into his corner as he tags
Nightmare back in. Nightmare measures up Malice, as the former President
is up to his feet. Nightmare charges...but Malice ducks and grabs him,
picking him up into a fireman's carry. THE HANGOVER!!!
KING: Malice with the pin.
1...
2...
BREAK UP!!! by Gavin.
KING: Gavin Williams breaks up a near pinfall onto his teammate Nightmare.
EDGEBROOK: Malice is up and he pulls Nightmare up with him. NIGHTMARE WITH
A KICK TO THE GUT!!! Nightmare grabs Malice...THE DARKEST DREAMS!!!
Nightmare turns Malice over and hooks his leg.
1...
2...
KING: Kid Ego in for the save, but Gavin stops him.
3!!!
MALICE IS ELIMINATED!!! 3-on-2
EDGEBROOK: Malice is rolled out of the ring
as Nightmare is up to his feet. Kid Ego is in and catches Nightmare off
guard.
KING: EGO BOOST!!!
EDGEBROOK: Kid Ego with the cover as Brannon is now in the ring.
1...
2...
KING: Roadkill into the ring, but Brannon is there...
EDGEBROOK: As a speed-bump. Brannon was just knocked to the mat.
3!!!
NIGHTMARE IS ELIMINATED!!! 2-on-2
KING: Kid Ego is up as Nightmare slides out of the ring. Here comes Roadkill already. HUGE CLOTHESLINE but Roadkill misses. He turns around...SUPERKICK BY BRANNON. Roadkill bounces off the ropes...Kid Ego grabs him...EGO BOOST!!!
1...
2...
EDGEBROOK: Gavin comes flying into the ring, steamrolling at Brannon. But
look...Brannon mounts a defense and sweeps Gavin's legs. Gavin, face first
into the mat.
3!!!
ROADKILL IS
ELIMINATED!!! 1-on-2
KING: There was a lot of no-pins and Break-ups. Now it's one elimination after the other.
EDGEBROOK: Gavin is up. Kid Ego with the
superkick, BUT HE MISSES AND HITS JOEY BRANNON!!! Brannon falls like a
sack of bricks.
KING: Does that count as a tag?
EDGEBROOK: Not sure, but GAVIN WITH HIS OWN SUPERKICK!!! KID EGO GOES FLYING OVER THE ROPES!!!
KING: Gavin drops down and pins Brannon.
1...
2...
3...!!!
JOEY BRANNON IS ELIMINATED!!! 1-on-1
EDGEBROOK: Gavin and Da Kid, the only ones
left.
KING: Hur-rah.
EDGEBROOK: Gavin charges Kid Ego as Warren
gets to his feet. BASEBALL SLIDE and Kid Ego is into the guardrail!!!
1...
2...
3...
KING: The ref is counting Ego out.
4...
5...
EDGEBROOK: Kid Ego slowly up and slides into the ring.
KING: Gavin grabs Ego and pulls him to his
feet. EGO WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT. Gavin stumbles.
EDGEBROOK: ANOTHER EGO BOOST!!!...NO!!! GAVIN BLOCKED IT!!! Gavin with a
HUGE right that rocks Kid Ego. Gavin grabs Kid Ego's neck and climbs to
the top rope...PURE HAVOK!!! GAVIN HIT HIS FINISHER ON KID EGO!!!
KING: Both men are on the mat. Gavin grabs Kid Ego's leg and rolls on top of him.
1...
2...
3...!!!
KID EGO IS ELIMINATED!!!
EDGEBROOK: GAVIN, ROADKILL AND NIGHTMARE ARE GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT!!!
KING: Yay!
{Gavin is up as every man who was eliminated
climbs back into the ring. They all begin to shake hands, before
dispersing}
{The scene sees Robert Letner seated at his desk in the back. The door swings open and Dmitre Wehrman is standing in the doorway}
DMITRE: You know, I used to respect you.
LETNER: Well isn't that sweet. What the hell are you doing in my office?
{Dmitre walks over and places his hands on Letner's desk}
DMITRE: In case you didn't look at the contract I had for Love Hurts, I get a rematch for the GLWA Championship if I lost.
LETNER: So? What does this have to do with the price of pussy in Amsterdam?
DMITRE: So, I want it next time out. And the stipulation I want is...
LETNER: Wait a sec jackass. You can't go around demanding stipulations. Kid Ego won the chance to take on Jason. He won it at Love Hurts.
DMITRE: Ok, what will it take to get me what I want?
LETNER: Well, you can kiss my ass...
DMITRE: You son of a...
LETNER: OR.... you can beat Ace Slaughter tonight. Beat your former tag team partner and you can have it. But if Ace beat you, you lose your rematch. Deal.
DMITRE: (Shaking his head) Fair enough.
(Dmitre turns to walk out)
LETNER: And just out of curiosity, what is this stipulation you want so badly?
DMITRE: (Over his shoulder) Oh, steel cage match.
(Dmitre walks out and leaves Robert Letner sitting there stunned)
LONG COMMERCIAL
EDGEBROOK: So Letner is making deals now. Maybe he has
seen the light?
KING: Or maybe he knows Dmitre can never get past Ace.
EDGEBROOK: Whatever! For all YOU know, this could be
Letner's way of teaching Team NWA their lesson.
KING: Shut up.
EDGEBROOK: Whatever, we have a match to attend too.
Regular Match
Jake Cage vs.
Adam Young
EDGEBROOK: It�s time for the talented Adam Young to go one on one with the former NWA North American champion Jake Cage.
KING: I�m willing to bet the leader of Team NWA is gonna be quite pissed off
EDGEBROOK: Well, both competitors are in the ring right now and
(The crowd begins boo very loudly.)
Edgebrook: The fans are sure making a lot of noise.
King: Well, they should. Here comes Ace Slaughter.
Edgebrook: Ref!! Ref!! Here comes Ace Slaughter!!
King: James sit down. You're such a tattletale!!
Edgebrook: I just want this Adam Young to have a fair chance.
King: With Ace Slaughter ringside, that won't happen.
(Ace Slaughter gets to the commentator's table and shakes Richard King's hand.)
Slaughter: How are you, Richard? Fine I hope.
King: Fantastic, Ace.
(James Edgebrook puts his hand, as Slaughter sits down.)
Slaughter: You can sit down, Edgebrook. I'm not soiling my hands, by touching your hands. I heard rumors about you.
Edgebrook: What!?! What!?!
King: Now, I've GOT to hear about this!!
Slaughter: I have photos with you, two hamsters, duct tape, with two midgets.
Edgebrook: I believe they are called little people.
Slaughter: Shut up, Edgebrook, before I slap you!! Now, let's call this match!!
Edgebrook: I hope Dmetri Wehrman, mops up the floor with you!!
(Slaughter slams his hands onto the commentator's table, then stands up. He reaches across Richard King and grabs a hold onto James Edgebrook, then starts screaming.)
Slaughter: Why you little man. I could make you disappear and no one... NO ONE will care that you would be missing.
(Slaughter pushes Edgebrook.)
Slaughter (yells towards the ring): C'mon Jake kick his ass!!
(As if he could hear Ace, Cage quickly plants a right hand across the forehead of Young, staggering backwards. Jake pounces, sending Adam into the ropes, but Jake catches him and plants him into the match with a devastating spinebuster)
EDGEBROOK: What impact, I wouldn�t want to be Adam Young right now
KING: I�d never want to be Adam Young
SLAUGHTER: HAHA, that�s why you rule King
(Cage follows up the spine buster by landing kick after kick to the lower back of Adam Young)
EDGEBROOK: Ever the technician in that ring, really focusing on the lower back of Young
SLAUGHTER: That�s what we do in Team NWA, take people apart
EDGEBROOK: Like Joey Brannon at Love Hurts
SLAUGHTER: You shut your damn mouth
(The leader of Team NWA pulls Young to his feet, then planting a swift kick into the midsection of Young, doubling him over. With Adam already in position, Jake lifts him up and drops him to the mat with a gourd buster suplex. Cage pops up and drops a knee right across the throat of Young)
EDGEBROOK: I must say, Jake Cage is just dismantling this young man, really showing a vicious streak so far
KING: Yep I agree, Cage is the man
EDGEBROOK: But I never said that
KING: It�s what you were implying
EDGEBROOK: You�re on drugs
(Cage goes to pull Adam to his feet, but is blocked as Young connects with a shot to the stomach,then another. Adam stands, but is met with a Cage knee lift, sending Adam back to the mat. Wasting no time, Jake grapevines the legs of Adam and pulls him into a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold)
EDGEBROOK: The painful Cloverleaf hold applied, that cannot feel good on the old lumbar
KING: Or the new lumbar
SLAUGHTER: HAHAHA, you�re the man
EDGEBROOK Would you two get a room?
(After a few moments of Adam screaming in pain, Cage releases the hold, but instantly drops an elbow across the lower back of Young, followed by a fist drop into the same area)
EDGEBROOK: I think the fat lady is warming up for poor Adam Young here
SLAUGHTER: Why does it always have to be a fat chick? Why can�t we trot out a hot chick to sing
KING: I like his thinking
(Jake brings Young to his feet, once again sending him flying into the ropes. Jake then ducks his head, going for a back body drop, but Young jams on the brakes and drops Cage to the mat with a DDT)
Edgebrook: Well, it looks as if Adam Young as your boy there in a situation.
Slaughter: Well, that's about to change...
Edgebrook: Where you going?
(Slaughter stands up and walks towards the ring.)
King: Don't worry James, Ace is just giving Jake Cage some encouragement.
(Slaughter takes a pair of brass knuckles out from his pocket and puts it on the ring apron, near the ropes. Ace walks around the ring, stands up on the ring apron, and while grabbing onto the ring ropes he is acting to get in the ring.)
King: Brilliant!! He is trying to get into the ring.
Edgebrook: Well, it looks like he is trying to make a distraction.
King: Jake is grabbing the brass knuckles. And here comes Adam Young!!
Edgebrook: Adam watch out!!
{WHAM!!}
King: Jake Cage just tosses the pair of brass knuckles out of the ring.
Edgebrook: And there is Ace Slaughter picking up them up.
King: Here he comes back. Welcome back!!
Slaughter: Thanks! It looked as if Jake needed some encouragement.
Edgebrook: You mean some ringside assistance!
Slaughter: I told you, James!!
(Ace Slaughter stands up and tells Richard King to duck. Slaughter takes a swing at James Edgebrook. Edgebrook barely gets out of the way, by crawling over the security railing. Slaughter laughs.)
(Adam Young is laying on the mat out cold. Jake Cage drags his dead weight to his feet, lifts him up into suplex postion and drops him with a variation of the brain buster)
EDGEBROOK: Cage Driver but he sure didn�t need it
KING: That�s gonna hurt when he wakes up�..assuming he wakes up
1
2
3!
**DING DING DING**
EDGEBROOK: A walk in the park victory for Jake Cage and Team NWA
COMMERCIAL
{The sound of thousands of fans screaming, are barely audible}
VOICE: It's like a sickness.
{A faded voice can be heard}
EDGEBROOK: HE WON IT!!!
{The voice fades out as we hear the fans still screaming}
VOICE: Men cry over it. They put their career on the line for it. That lone, solitary moment in time.
{Fans fade out}
VOICE: That's when they are given the one piece of jewelry that proves they are
the best in the business.
{Silence}
VOICE: Dan Dehart.
{Silence}
VOICE: Nick Yonce.
{Silence}
VOICE: Reaper.
{Silence}
VOICE: Merlin Reynolds.
{Silence}
VOICE: Robert Letner.
{Silence}
{Our black screen starts to show a picture. It is GLWA President and CEO, Robert Letner. He is standing in the middle of a pitch black arena. The only light on, is the one above him, shining onto him and the front half of the ring}
LETNER: WrestleBowl. The entire roster gets one shot at it, one shot to win the UltimateBowl.
{Letner is dressed in a black suit. The light reflecting of the WrestleBowl V ring}
LETNER: This year, we go back to where it all started. Minneapolis, Minnesota. Home of the former 'Billy Jay's Wrestling Company'.
{Letner holds up his right fist, looks at the ring, then looks back at the camera}
LETNER: Do you think you can win it all?
{Letner smirks as the lights in the arena kick on. Everyone on the GLWA
roster, stand behind him in the ring}
LETNER: In forty-one days...you can prove it!
{Letner folds his hands across his chest as the arena's lights all go out again}
{A few words slowly fade up onto the screen...}
LIVE FROM THE METRODOME IN MINNEAPOLIS,
MINNESOTA
WrestleBowl VI
April 24th, 2005
COMMERCIAL
GLWA Brutality
Title Match - Falls Count Anywhere
Winner gets Vacant GLWA Brutality Title
Gavin 'Havok'
Williams vs. Darren Anthony
Edgebrook: Ok, we're set for our next match-up,
and it's for the GLWA Brtality Tit-
[Sudden every singal light in the arena goes dark, only the flashes of
camera's in the audience remain. Music began to creep over the PA, and it's
'Back to School' By the Deftones.]
[Tick.]
[Tick.]
King: Hey! What he hell is this all about?
[Tick.]
[Tick.]
<b>BOOM BOOM BOOM!</b>
#So ruuuuuuuuuuun
[Huge shots of pyro launch into the air on either side of the stage as the
opening lyrics kick in. The guitar riffs send the crowd into a fury as the
hard bass pumps into the arena. All eye's are on the entrance way, but we see
nothing yet.]
#Right...
Right back to school
Check
Look back I sift through all the cliques
Roaming the halls all year making me sick
While everyone's out trying to make the cut
What
When you think you know me
Right
I switch it up
Behind the walls smokin cigarettes and sippin vodka
Hop a fence and catch a cab
Ain't no one can stop us
Give me a break on some other sh...
While you act like it's everything you've gooooooooot!
Buckley:
Come to the Ring fist... he is a former BJWC WORLD Champion....
[The arena lights fade back on in a red tint, and once again the crowd goes
into a frenzy. And there, stepping out onto the runway, Darren Anthony stands
in a crucifix pose, soaking up the crowd's acclaim, wearing cut off jean
shorts, a battered leather jacket, and black boots. On his left stands Orson
graves, dressed and pressed in a suit and tie. Uniform manager
clothing.]
#Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school we are the leaders of it all
Announcers:
...ladies and gentlemen... "THE DREEEEEEAMER" DARRRRRREN ANTHOOOOONY!!!
#So stop that... quit... all that...
Quit
Who ruined it?
You did
Now grab a notebook and a pen
And start taking notes on me and everyone who's on the top
You think we're on the same page
But I know we're not
I'll be the man, watch your backpack, pens, and pencils
and justl ike Keith- I'm flippin it
While you just keep it simple
You just can't go on rockin' the clothes, copying the stance
cuz really it's everything that you're noooooooooot!
[Now smiling, he walks towards the ring, slapping hands with the fans on each
side of the runway. He swings his arm's as if warming up, and slowly removes
his jacket, rolling under the bottom rope. Graves retreats to the far side,
jacket in hand, to watch the action.]
#So... transpose
Or stop your life
It's what you do
Transpose
Or stop your lies
So run
(So why don't you run)
(So why don't you run)
Right
(Now why don't you run)
Back to school
(So why don't you run)
(So why don't you run)
Cuz all you are - now I'm on the next page
All you are - It's time to close the book up
All you are
Now I'm on the next page
All you are
Close the book up now
Push back the square
Now that you need her
But you don't
So there you go
Cuz back in school
We are the leaders of all...
Williams and Anthony tie up in the center of the ring. Williams pushes Anthony back and advances on him. Anthony drops to one knee and nails Williams with an uppercut to the neither region.
King: Ouch. I�m hurting just watching that.
Anthony slides out of the ring and moves to the ring apron. He lifts it and looks around. He reaches under and comes up with a trashcan and trashcan lid. In the ring Williams has gotten up and runs towards Anthony on the outside. Williams dives out of the ring to Anthony, but Anthony pulls up the trashcan and Williams connects with that.
Edgebrook: Good thinking by Anthony. Using that trashcan for both offense and defense.
Anthony picks up the trashcan lid and backs away from Williams. Williams slowly stands up facing away from Anthony. Williams turns around as Anthony takes off running.
*CLANG*
Anthony drills Williams in the face with the trashcan lid, causing the lid to bend significantly. Anthony tosses the lid into the crowd.
King: There�s a sure souvenir for a fan.
Edgebrook: And you joking Richard? That�s dangerous. It could have knocked someone out!
Anthony grabs Williams by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Anthony pulls Williams up onto his shoulders into a powerbomb position. Anthony moves toward the ringpost� POWERBOMB!
King: I don�t believe it! Darren Anthony just powerbombed Gavin Williams into that metal ringpost!
Anthony goes back under the ring apron looking for more toys. He pulls out a kendo stick and tosses it away to the side. A cheese grater follows along with a cookie sheet. Anthony picks up the cookie sheet and walks towards Williams. Anthony holds the cookie sheet up ready to nail Williams with it, but Williams springs up and dropkicks the cookie sheet back into the face of Anthony.
Edgebrook: Great counter there by Gavin Williams. He just saved himself from having his face caved in.
Williams walks over to the kendo stick and picks it up. He slowly advances on Anthony, waiting for him to stand up. Anthony finally fights his way to his feet.
*CRACK*
Williams slams the kendo stick across the head of Anthony, breaking it in two. Williams tosses the two pieces of the kendo stick to the ground and covers Anthony.
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2�
Kickout
Edgebrook: Gavin has really turned the tables in this match.
Gavin lifts the ring apron and looks underneath it. He doesn�t see anything he likes, so he crawls under it looking for other weapons.
Anthony has gotten to his feet and walks around the ring looking for Williams. Williams comes out from under the ring with glass pitcher used for holding punch. Williams ends up directly behind Anthony. Williams shouts at Anthony, who turns around.
*CRASH*
Williams shatters the pitcher over the head of Anthony, busting him wide open. Williams covers.
1�
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Kickout
Edgebrook: I�m amazed Darren was able to kick out of that. But then again, he is a legend. A two time BJWC heavyweight champion.
King: Yes he is. And that�s why he is going to beat Gavin Williams tonight.
Williams turns to the referee, shocked that Anthony was able to kick out. While Williams is talking with the referee, Anthony reaches under the ring and pulls out a small bag. Williams turns back to Anthony, only to have the bag thrown at him. When the bag strikes Williams, it opens pouring powder all over his face.
Edgebrook: What a cheep shot! Darren Anthony just blinded Gavin Williams!
Blinded, Williams reaches for Anthony, but grabs the referee instead. Williams lifts him up for a powerbomb, and send his crashing through the Spanish announcer table. Gavin finally clears his eyes and sees what he�s done. Anthony, still down behind Williams, comes up and nails him with an uppercut to the genitals. Williams collapses in pain.
Edgebrook: Well now we have no referee, and carnage outside the ring.
King: I love this. Now anything can happen.
Edgebrook: Anything could happen before. It�s a hardcore match.
King: Oh yah.
Anthony pulls Williams up and rolls him into the ring. Anthony goes under the ring and comes out with a trashcan full of long neon light bulbs.
Edgebrook: Oh my God! What�s Darren going to do with those?
Anthony slides into the ring and carries the trashcan behind him. Anthony takes out the neon lights and sets them down in the middle of the ring. Anthony whips Williams into a turnbuckle and places him on the top rope. Anthony climbs to the tope rope.
Edgebrook: NO WAY! NO WAY! Darren Anthony is going to superplex Gavin Williams onto those lights!
Williams punches Anthony twice in the gut, doubling him over. Williams flips over Anthony and grabs him on the way down powerbombing him into the neon lights!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Edgebrook: I agree with the crowd here. HOLY SHIT! I don�t know if that was a powerbomb or a sunset flip, but either way, Darren Anthony just went slamming through those neon lights! Both men are down after that one!
Williams somehow manages to find the energy to crawl over to Anthony and cover him, but the referee is still unconscious on the outside of the ring. Suddenly a figure in a referee shirt appears in the entrance way. He runs down to the ring and slides in it. He counts.
1�
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KICKOUT!!
Edgebrook: I don�t believe Darren Anthony just kicked out of that!
King: Who cares about the match? I want to know who this new referee is. I haven�t seen him before.
The referee stands up and turns around revealing the two time GLWA Brutality Champion, Nightmare.
Edgebrook: WHAT? Nightmare is the new referee?
King: Why isn�t he covering one of these guys to become the champ?
Edgebrook: No one is the champ yet! He can�t win it back until someone else actually has it!
Williams rolls off of Anthony and both men lie comatose in the ring as we fade to a commercial brake.
*Commercial Break*
Edgebrook: Welcome back everyone. You didn�t miss much during the commercial brake. Neither man really moved much, although it looks like they are just now struggling to their feet.
Both men are bleeding profusely as they finally make it to their feet, albeit a little shakily. Williams hits Anthony with a week punch. Anthony does the same thing back to him. The two continue to trade punches until Williams grabs Anthony and whips him to the ropes. Anthony comes back and Williams backdrops him over the top rope to the floor. Williams slides out of the ring and grabs the cheese grater that was taken out from under the ring earlier. Williams walks over to Anthony and begins to rub the cheese grater all over his face, opening up even more lacerations.
Edgebrook: How much more damage can these two do to each other? I want to see this match stopped!
King: Awww. Don�t ruin my fun. And besides. Nightmare knows what hardcore is. Do you really think he�s going to stop the match?
Williams finally gets tired of using the cheese grater and goes under the ring for more toys. He comes out with something large and white.
Edgebrook: What the hell is that?
King: It�s the kitchen sink! Gavin Williams has the kitchen sink!
Williams holds the sink above his head ready to bring it down on Anthony. Anthony, out of nowhere, nails Williams with a third low blow causing Williams to drop the sink on his head. Anthony covers.
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Edgebrook: This could be the match of the year right here!
King: And it�s only March!
Anthony goes back under the ring, looking for something specific.
Edgebrook: What�s he going for now?
Anthony comes back out from under the ring dragging a ladder. A huge ladder.
Edgebrook: That ladder is huge! It has to be at least 20 feet tall!
Anthony sets up the ladder and begins to climb it. Williams finally gets up and begins to climb the other side of the ladder. Anthony reaches the top first and punches down on Williams, but Williams keeps climbing. Williams finally makes it too the top of the ladder and blocks one of Anthony�s punches. Williams throws a punch of his own and then locks his arms around Anthony. Williams picks Anthony up and delivers a superplex off the ladder.
Edgebrook: MY GOD!!
King: Not even he can save these guys now.
Williams and Anthony fall to the ring and hit it hard, collapsing a section of it. The two fall back into the hole their bodies created, but they land side by side, neither one making a cover.
Edgebrook: I don�t believe it! The ring just broke!
King: I can see it. I believe it! I love it!
Edgebrook: We have to cut to another commercial. We�ll be right back.
*Commercial Break*
The camera fades into blackness.
Voice Over: Through out history, heroes have come and come and gone. They make an impact and then are forgotten. But legends are never forgotten. Legends live on. And they will continue to live.
The scene shows the GLWA logo.
Voice Over: Many legends have come through the GLWA. Dan Dehart. Brandon Lloyd. Cyris Raven. And now new legends are arising. Kid Ego. Gavin Williams. Nightmare.
As the voice over says each name, his picture is shown.
Voice Over: So remember. Watch the GLWA. Where legends are born.
*End Commercial Break*
Edgebrook: Welcome back folks. That was our last scheduled commercial; we are going to show you the rest of this match in its entirety.
King: Either till a pinfall, submission, or until one of these guys kills the other, which is what might happen now.
Edgebrook: I don�t know Richard. Both men are finally starting to stir in that crater they created.
Anthony is the first man to his feet. He throws two punches into Williams, and then picks him up.
Edgebrook: No way! Anthony is going to piledrive Williams into that crater in the ring! There�s no padding down there folks. Just cold cement and a lot of metal.
Anthony drops to his knees, sending Williams head first onto the cement. He covers as Nightmare slides in to count the pin.
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Edgebrook: My God! He kicked out! The crowd is on its feet for Gavin Williams.
King: Just how many times are you going to say �my god� this match? That�s number three.
Anthony tries to pull Williams out of the crater, but he doesn�t have enough strength to and falls over. Nightmare, who obviously doesn�t want to see a break in the action, reaches into the crater and pulls both Anthony and Williams out, one man for each hand.
Edgebrook: Why is Nightmare interjecting himself in this match? He�s the referee for God sake!
King: That�s four.
Edgebrook: Shut up. That one didn�t count.
Williams and Anthony are both groggy in the ring. Williams manages to connect with a punch to Anthony, but Anthony fires right back. The two continue to trade punches, the punches getting faster and faster.
Edgebrook: My God! I don�t know how these two can stand, let alone fight. They�ve fond their second wind!
King: Second? More like fifth. And that is four.
Edgebrook: Damn it.
In the ring, Williams slowly begins to get the advantage. He punches Anthony and pushes him back towards the ropes. Williams whips Anthony across the ring, falling to the mat as he does. Anthony stumbles into the hole in the ring, but continues to move foreword. Anthony hits the risen half of the hole and trips, lying into, and then over the top rope.
Edgebrook: My God! Darren Anthony just ended up flying out of the ring. And Gavin Williams is lying fat in the ring.
King: Five.
Edgebrook: King, I just plain don�t give a shit anymore. This match is so incredible, so intense, I�m going to say My God as much as I damn well want.
King: Six.
On the outside of the ring, Anthony has slid under the ring to temporarily hide from Williams. Williams has finally gotten to his feet and he looks all around the ring for Anthony. Anthony finally slide out from under the ring with 5 sheets of Plexiglas. Anthony grabs one and slides into the ring. He calls for Williams to turn around. Williams does.
***SHATTER***
Anthony slams the Plexiglas down on the face and skull of Williams, shattering it. Some shards get stuck in William�s face. Anthony drops into the cover.
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Edgebrook: What will it take to keep these men down?
King: Obviously a lot more than what they�ve taken now.
Anthony looks at Nightmare and begins to complain. After about a minute of complaining, during which Williams hasn�t moved, Anthony turns back to Williams. Anthony gets a sick smile on his face and heads to the outside of the ring. Williams grabs the kitchen sink and brings it into the ring. He moves closer to Williams, and Williams nails him with a low blow!
Edgebrook: Gavin was playing possum! Darren took too much time complaining to Nightmare!
Anthony crumples into a ball as Williams picks up the sink that he dropped. Williams holds it above his head.
***Crash***
Williams drives the sink into the head on Anthony, shattering it.
Edgebrook: MY GOD! Gavin Williams just shattered that porcelain sink over the head of Darren Anthony!
King: My God count-o-meter, seven.
Williams drops on to Anthony, covering him.
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Edgebrook: WOW! I don�t believe it! This match will go on! King, do you have anything to say about that?
King: Uhhhh.
Edgebrook: You�ll have to excuse my partner. King is obviously dumbfounded.
Williams slides outside the ring, grabs two of the Plexiglas sheets, and slides back into the ring. He places one Plexiglas sheet on the mat before rolling Anthony on top of it, face up. The other sheet goes on top of Anthony.
King: Cool. A Darren sandwich.
Edgebrook: I�m glad your talking again King. Well, maybe not. But anyway, I have no idea what Gavin is going for here.
Williams slowly begins to climb the turnbuckle. He finally makes it to the top and perches there for a second.
Edgebrook: NO WAY! NO WAY!
Williams flies off the top rope and hits a frog splash on Anthony through the first sheet of Plexiglas, shattering it. The impact also shatters the second sheet under Anthony.
Edgebrook: MY GOD! Is Darren breathing? What a shot by Gavin Williams.
King: That�s number eight.
Edgebrook: King, don�t you care about anything else? These two men are killing each other in the ring and all you can care about is how many times I say �My God?�
King: This match is great. I�m loving watching it. And that�s nine.
Edgebrook: Damn it King. Just pay attention to the match.
In the ring, Williams somehow finds the energy to crawl over to Anthony and drape an arm over his chest. Nightmare counts.
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Edgebrook: King, you may have been right. These two are going to kill each other.
Williams looked up at Nightmare, shocked that Anthony was able to kick out. Williams slides out of the ring and grabs the remaining two pieces of Plexiglas. Williams puts one in each of the two corners of the ring nearest him. Williams pulls Anthony to his feet and whips him towards one, but Anthony reverses it and sends Williams head first flying into the glass, breaking it.
King: Holy shit.
Edgebrook: I�m glad you finally said something that actually pertained to the match King. But I have to agree with you. Just like that, Gavin is in trouble.
Anthony grabs Williams and throws him outside the ring. Anthony leaves the ring and slides under it. He pulls out a ladder, equal in size to the first one. He sets the ladder up next to the other one.
Edgebrook: Now what�s Anthony planning?
Anthony walks over to Williams and gives him two swift kicks in the head, making sure he�ll stay down. Anthony slides back into the ring and grabs the last piece of Plexiglas. Anthony begins to climb the ladder with one hand, carrying the piece of Plexiglas in the other.
Edgebrook: What the hell is Darren thinking?
Gavin has finally gotten up and he walks over to the ladders. He looks up at Anthony, but instead of knocking over the ladder, he begins to climb the other side. Anthony, unaware of Williams, finally reaches the top of the ladder and places the Plexiglas across the top of the two ladders like a platform. He begins to look around for Williams, but Williams surprises him with a punch to the face.
Edgebrook: Here we go again. These two are battling on top of the ladder for the second time today.
King: Hot damn. This is starting to get good.
Edgebrook: Good? These two are going to kill themselves! And what do you mean starting? They�ve been going at it for close to 30 minutes!
On top of the ladder, Williams continues to punch Anthony. Williams climbs up another step and grabs Anthony. Williams swings him around� POWERBOMB!!
Edgebrook: HOLY SHIT! Gavin Just powerbombed Darren through that Plexiglas and 20 feet to floor! Gavin fell too! Neither man is moving!
Williams somehow manages to find the strength to crawl over to Anthony and make the cover. Nightmare counts.
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Edgebrook: My God. How much more do these men have?
King: Ten.
Edgebrook: Ten what?
King: Times you�ve said My God.
Edgebrook: Enough about that. These men can barely see with all the blood dripping down their foreheads. They can barely stand up they�ve lost so much blood!
Williams and Anthony somehow manage to get back to their feet. Williams throws a week punch at Anthony, but Anthony catches it and uses Williams�s momentum to throw him foreword into the security barrier. Anthony runs after Williams and clotheslines him over the barrier. Williams�s head snaps back and cracks into the cement floor on the other side of the barrier. Anthony climbs over the security barrier and drops in for the cover.
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Edgebrook: These two men keep going back and forth. Neither one can score a pinfall on the other.
Anthony pulls Williams to his feet and whips him back even further, towards the raised sections of seating. Williams hits the barrier hard, and Anthony runs after him. Williams somehow manages to get an elbow into the face of Anthony. Williams jumps onto the barrier and flies off it, nailing Anthony with a huge elbow.
Edgebrook: We are seeing moves here that these men almost never use! They�re going to any lengths to win this match!
Williams pulls Anthony up and grabs his head. Williams tries to slam Anthony�s head into the barrier, but Anthony blocks it. Williams tries again, and again it�s blocked. Williams tries a third time, but Anthony breaks free and begins peppering Williams with right hands. Over and over! They keep coming!
Edgebrook: Where is Darren getting this strength from?
King: I don�t know. An energy bar maybe?
Anthony continues to punch away at Williams. Williams keeps getting knocked backwards by the stiff right hands. Anthony finally lines up Williams and drops him with yet another huge right hand. Anthony looks up, noticing that Williams fell right in front of a television tower. Anthony begins to climb the tower. He gets to the top and looks down on Williams, ready to jump.
Edgebrook: No way! That�s a good ten feet down!
Out of nowhere Williams nips up. He looks up at Anthony and begins to climb the tower as well. He gets to the top, but Anthony is waiting for him with a boot the back of the head. Anthony doesn�t waste any time and quickly pulls Williams up to his feet. Anthony grabs Williams and presses him over his head before moving to the edge of the tower.
King: This could get good.
Anthony throws Williams off the top of the TV tower, but Williams somehow is able to grab the leg of Anthony and drag him off as well. Both men plummet down to the cement floor below.
Edgebrook: What a counter! If you can really call it that.
Anthony manages to crawl over to Williams and drape an arm over his shoulders.
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Edgebrook: I don�t believe it! Thought this match was over. This is the best match I have seen in a long time.
King: You�re right. I don�t think this is going to end anytime soon either. I�ll be right back. I need to go get a snack.
Edgebrook: Well, it looks like I�ll be calling this match solo for a few minutes here. As if that�s any different than usual.
Anthony and Williams slowly rise to their feet. Williams doesn�t seam to know where he is as he slowly makes his way back towards the ring. Anthony slowly follows him. Williams finally makes his way to the ring barrier and begins to climb it. Anthony grabs a chair that a fan was in, knocking the fan to the ground. Anthony winds up and slams Williams in the back with the chair. Williams falls to the ground clutching his back.
Edgebrook: What a chair shot by Darren Anthony.
Anthony climbs over the ring barrier and opens the chair. He grabs the foot of Williams and places it in the chair�s opening. Anthony backs up, takes a running start, and kicks the chair back slamming it shut on Williams�s ankle.
Edgebrook: My God. Gavin�s ankle could be broken from that shot. Good thing King wasn�t around to hear me say that.
Anthony throws the chair out of the way and applies an ankle lock on Gavin�s ankle. Gavin screams in pain as Anthony wrenches his ankle.
Edgebrook: This could be all folks! Darren is really working on that ankle.
Anthony wrenches the ankle again and again, Williams screams in pain. Williams somehow manages to twist to his back and he promptly kicks Anthony in the jaw. Anthony comes back up and applies the ankle lock again.
Edgebrook: It�s about time you got back King.
King: Well, I had to get my food.
Edgebrook: Darren could snap Gavin�s ankle here. This is the second time he�s had that ankle lock locked in.
Williams bridges out of the ankle lock as well as he can, but he falls back to the floor. Williams pushes back up again, and once again falls flat back to the floor. Williams pushes up again, this time with such force that he comes to a standing position with Anthony pinned below him.
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Edgebrook: That ankle lock almost cost Darren the match there.
King: Um. UM.
Edgebrook: Don�t talk with your mouth full King. No one can understand what the hell you say.
Williams pulls Anthony up and whips him with force into the ring barrier. Williams walks up to Anthony and picks him up, placing him on the top of the barrier. Williams takes a few steps back and runs at Anthony. Williams jumps up, throws his legs around Anthony�s neck and hits a frankensteiner without his hands ever touching the floor.
A loud SPIT sound is heard as King spits his soda all over his microphone.
Edgebrook: What a vertical leap by Gavin Williams! And King, that was just plain disgusting.
Williams pulls Anthony up and drags him over to the entrance ramp. Williams gets behind Anthony and hits a huge German Suplex, sending Anthony�s head directly into the steel. Williams covers.
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Edgebrook: My God! How did Darren kick out?
King: That�s eleven. I think. Wait a minute, you didn�t cheat and say it well I was gone did you?
Edgebrook: Of course not King.
Williams pulls Anthony to his feet, but gets cut off by a vicious low blow. Anthony gets up and taunts over Williams. Anthony drags Williams over to the announcers table by the stage. He grabs Richard King�s popcorn and shoves it into Williams�s mouth.
King: Hey! My popcorn!
Anthony takes a sip of King�s pop and sprays it all over the face of Williams.
King: HEY!!
Edgebrook: That soda is slightly acidic too King. That�s got to burn Gavin�s face.
Anthony leans over the announcer table and talks into Edgebrook�s microphone.
Anthony: That�s the whole point dumb ass.
Anthony reaches back to Williams, but Williams has sipped some of King�s pop and sprays it back at Anthony, complete with little chunks of popcorn. Anthony turns away clutching at his eyes. Williams dropkicks Anthony sending him face first through the glass �P� in the Primetime set.
Edgebrook: My God! Darren Anthony just went face through that glass!
King: That�s twelve. And I don�t believe he wasted my popcorn and pop like that. I paid 10 bucks for those.
Edgebrook: Then you were ripped off King. And it�s soda. Not pop.
King: It�s pop!
Edgebrook: Soda.
King: Pop.
Edgebrook: Either way, let�s get back to the action. Gavin just drove Darren through that glass.
Williams looks around for the body of Anthony. Upon finding it, he drops down into a cover.
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Edgebrook: I DON�T BELIEVE IT! HE KICKED OUT!
King: It�s pop.
Edgebrook: I DON�T CARE WHAT YOU CALL IT ANYMORE! THIS MATCH IS INCREDIBLE!
Williams looks up at Nightmare in astonishment. Nightmare just signals that Anthony got his shoulder up. Williams turns back to Anthony and pulls him up. Williams eyes a small set of wooden stairs to his right. Williams grab Anthony like a spear and throws his down the stairs. Anthony�s head strikes the cement and his eyes roll back into his head.
Edgebrook: I think Darren Anthony could be dead.
King: Cool. We�ve never had anyone die in a GLWA match before.
Williams perches on top of the stairs. He jumps off� 450 flip! Williams lands on top of Anthony, covering him.
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Edgebrook: Good God! And don�t even start King. I didn�t say the two words. What will it take to keep these two men down?
Williams stands up in disbelief. He walks over to a wall and grabs a chair that has been sitting up against it. Anthony reaches under the steps and grabs a chair of his own. Williams runs up to Anthony and slams him with the chair just as Anthony slams Williams. Anthony is knocked out as Williams falls with his back over him, also knocked out.
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Edgebrook: Finally, we have a winner.
Nightmare walks over to the announcer table and grabs a microphone.
Nightmare: Hold on here. I�m not holding up anyone�s hands high now. Because this match did not have a winner. Yes, Darren Anthony�s shoulder were touching the ground, but so were Gavin Williams�s! So this match is a draw. And with the 24/7 rule, we can�t have a draw now can we? So by order of me, the current referee in this match, the match will go on!
Edgebrook: I don�t believe it! Nightmare just ordered the match to continue!
King: I don�t believe it either, but I love it!
Nightmare goes back to where the two men are still lying on the floor. Williams finally begins to stir. Williams gets up and looks at Nightmare, waiting for him to raise his hand in victory. Nightmare explains what happened to Williams. Williams looks up at Nightmare in disbelief before dropping on Anthony to cover him.
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Edgebrook: I don�t believe it! I don�t know how these men are still alive let alone kicking out of pins.
Williams stands up and looks shocked. He grabs Anthony and drags him over to the wall. Williams slams Anthony�s head into the cement wall, and then moves on to another part of the wall where he does the same. This continues until the two get to a door. Williams grabs Anthony and throws him headfirst into the door, knocking it off it�s hinges and cause the 3 half dressed women in the room to scream.
King: Cool. It looks like they found the woman�s locker room.
Williams drops in for a cover.
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Edgebrook: How much more punishment can these two men take? We�re nearing the hour mark and there is still no distinct winner!
Williams drags Anthony into the woman�s shower and holds his face under the spout. Williams turns the hot water all the way up, until is steams into the bloodied face of Anthony.
King: Damn. There weren�t any girls in the shower.
Edgebrook: Is that all you can think of King?
King: It�s not all. And it�s pop, not soda.
Edgebrook: KING!!
Much to the delight of the women in the locker room, Williams drags Anthony out. Williams sets up Anthony and nails him with a suplex. Williams grabs a maintenance ladder that has been left in the hallway and sets it up on top of Anthony. Williams climbs it. Williams drops toward Anthony and spins 360 degrees in a circle before hitting a leg drop. Williams covers again.
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Edgebrook: That was a very athletic move by Gavin Williams.
King: Not really. A lot of snowboarders and skateboarders can do it too.
Edgebrook: That doesn�t mean it�s not an athletic move King.
Williams pulls Anthony to his feet and whips him into a curtain. Anthony gets tangled up in the curtain and falls to the ground. Williams walks up to Anthony and pulls him back to his feet. Williams looks around on the other side of the curtain, noticing that they are in the workers entrance to the ring. Williams goes behind Anthony, and nail him with a huge face buster onto the concrete floor. Williams goes for another pin.
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Edgebrook: The BJWC legend Darren Anthony, continues to show the heart of a true champion. He refuses to quit.
King: God, you weren�t born, you were found in a fortune cookie.
Williams pulls Anthony back to his feet and jumps up, looking for a hurricanrana, but Anthony catches him and hits a powerbomb onto the concrete. Williams isn�t moving as Anthony drops in for a cover.
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Edgebrook: What a reversal! And just like that the tables are turned and Darren finds himself with the advantage.
King: I�d say what I just said again, but it would be too much work.
Anthony pulls Williams to his feet and throws a punch at him. And another. One more. And Williams fires right back! Right hand by Williams. Right hand by Anthony. The two are going back forth. Williams backs Anthony up to the ring barrier, and a huge right hand sends him over it. Williams leapfrogs the barrier and nails Anthony with another leg drop. Williams goes into another cover.
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Edgebrook: Folks, we are one hour into this match and we still don�t have a definite winner. I don�t think I�ve ever seen a match quite like this one.
Williams gets up and goes under the ring. He pulls out a fire extinguisher and walks up to Anthony, but Anthony has pulled up a section of the ring barrier and nails Williams with it right in the head! Williams drops the extinguisher and stumbles back a few steps. He charges back at Anthony, but Anthony has the extinguisher and sprays Williams with it in the face! Williams stumbles back, blinded for the second time in the match. Anthony walks up behind Williams, huge Germans suplex. Anthony bridges the pin.
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Edgebrook: Unbelievable! These two are still going at it.
King: Yawn. This match has been going on so long, I�m starting to get tired.
Edgebrook: How can you be tired of the match King? It�s incredible.
King: I�m not tired of the match. I�m just plain tired. Look what time it is!
Anthony slides into the ring and digs around in the crater. He comes out with a two foot long section of piping.
Edgebrook: My God! Is that a lead pipe?
King: Mr. Anthony, with the lead pipe, in the GLWA. And that�s twelve. I think.
Anthony advances on Williams with the pipe. He swings the pipe down over his head, but Williams manages to get the fire extinguisher in the way. A small hiss sound starts to emit from the extinguisher. Williams and Anthony shared a wide-eyed, horrified look. And then the compresses gas explodes. Both men are shot in opposite directions, each hitting the ring barrier across for each other.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Edgebrook: There have been a lot of Holy Shit moments in this match, but that must have been the biggest right there! That explosion just put pieces of the extinguisher in each mans body!
King: Alright! That explosion definitely woke me up!
Nightmare goes to check on each competitor. He goes to Anthony and puts his ear in front of his mouth. Nightmare stands up and nods. He repeats the procedure with Williams, who earns another nod.
Edgebrook: I don�t believe it! Nightmare is letting this match continue!
King: Well duh. Neither guy has won yet, and neither guy is dead, so of course he�s going to let the match continue.
After 3 minutes, both men finally begin to stir. The eventually make it groggily to their meet and walk towards each other. They meet and slowly begin to trade punches. First Anthony, then Williams. Williams gets knocked back by a stiff right hand, but charges foreword and hits a dropkick knocking Anthony to the mat. Williams grabs the lead pipe and chokes Anthony with it.
Edgebrook: It doesn�t look like that explosion took anything out of these men! They�re still going at it here!
Williams finally releases the choke and covers Anthony.
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Edgebrook: He kicked out! He kicked out!
Williams looks up at the two ladders and begins to climb one. He makes it too the top and looks down on a prone Darren Anthony. Anthony nips up and runs over to the ladder. He shakes it! Williams s going down! NO! Williams jumps off the ladder and manages to grab a piece of the rafters! Williams pulls himself up into the scaffolding for the arena!
Edgebrook: This could get bad! Gavin is all the way up in the scaffolding, and it looks like he�s climbing even higher!
King: Bad? What are you talking about? This is just getting good.
Anthony looks up at Williams, and then decides to climb the ladder after Williams. Anthony gets to the top of the ladder and notices Williams climbing even higher. Anthony leaps to the scaffold� and grabs it. He pulls himself up.
Edgebrook: I don�t believe this! Both men are now on top of the scaffolding! And now Nightmare has gone up there after them!
Williams looks back at Anthony, and stops climbing. Anthony eventually catches up to Williams and the two start to exchange punches. Anthony kicks Williams in the gut doubling him over. Anthony grabs Williams�s head.
Edgebrook: NO!! Don�t do it! That�s over 30 feet down!
Anthony throws Williams off the side of the scaffold, but Williams manages to grab a cable and keep himself from falling back down to the mat. Anthony smiles sickly, and continues climbing. Williams begins to swing back and forth on the cable until he gets to the scaffolding. He lands and begins to climb after Anthony. Anthony finally makes it to the top of the scaffolding and jumps down onto the jumbotron that has been raised for the wrestling event.
Edgebrook: This is unbelievable! That jumbotron isn�t being used for this show, it�s not powered now, but it�s still a good 40 feet above the ring! And those cables holding it don�t look too secure!
Williams makes it to the jumbotron and jumps on it as well, causing it to shake even more. Anthony meets Williams with a right hand, but Williams fires right back. Anthony catches Williams with a kick to the gut doubling him over. Anthony pulls Williams up for a powerbomb, but Williams reversals it into a hurricanrana sending Anthony sliding to the edge of the jumbotron and over it. Anthony somehow manages to grab onto the edge of the jumbotron. Anthony pulls himself back up.
Edgebrook: God that was close. Darren Anthony almost went over the edge there. That could have been the end of his career!
Anthony and Williams stare each other down for a minute until Williams offers Anthony a hand. Anthony takes it and the two shale before retreating away from each other.
Edgebrook: What a show of sportsmanship. These two are showing each other respect here. And listen to the fans. They really appreciate it.
King: Yah. But I don�t. I want to see some action.
Anthony goes in on Williams and hits him with a fireman�s carry, rocking the jumbotron. Anthony pulls Williams to his feet and lifts him above his head, again trying for a powerbomb. Williams squirms out of it and grabs Anthony. He rolls him up. Rolling Boston Crab!
Edgebrook: This could be it! Williams has that Crab locked in! It could be over right here!
Anthony starts crawling, but quickly realizes he
has no place to crawl to. He fights the hold. And finally taps out!
~ DING, DING, DING ~
Edgebrook: Gavin Williams has done it! We have a new brutality champion!
King: And now Nightmare is going to attack Williams and take his title back.
As both Williams and Anthony pass out Nightmare continues to simply stand on top of the jumbotron. Eventually, a scaffold is lowered and both men are rolled onto it. The scaffold is then lowered the rest of the way to the ring and the men get rolled off of it. Nightmare calls for, and gets a microphone.
Nightmare: I just want to congratulate these two men on one hell of a match. I know most of you are wondering why I haven�t pinned Gavin over there to become the Brutality champion.
Nightmare points to a now unconscious Gavin Williams.
King: I am wondering that.
Edgebrook: Let the man talk King.
Nightmare: Lately, I realized that there are more important things than wrestling. This used to be my everything. My life. But now, I�m finally finding out it�s not all it�s cracked up to be. I�ve finally started living my life. And yes, the rumors are true. If I loose this final match tonight, if I don�t win the chance to fight for the NWA World Heavyweight title, I am going to retire.
Edgebrook: WHAT?
Nightmare: I just wanted to say, thank you to all of you. The fans. Everyone who helped to make me what I am today. I owe you guys everything. And hopefully, I won�t be retiring, but on the off chance that I do, It�s been great. I�ll see all of you at WrestleBowl when I take care of some unfinished business.
Nightmare throws the microphone down and begins his long walk up the entrance way as ring technicians begin to fix the hole in the center of the ring.
Edgebrook: Wow. So Nightmare will retire if he
doesn�t win later tonight. You have to see him as the top prospect to win
though. All we�ve heard from Roadkill is that he is seriously injured, and
Gavin can barely stand after this match. It�s going to be good! Stick
around.
And your winner...AND
NEW GLWA BRUTALITY
CHAMPION...
Gavin 'Havok' Williams
VOTES: Williams (3) - Anthony (2)
COMMERCIAL
Revenge Match I
Jordan Banks vs.
EDGEBROOK: And now we have a real grudge match tonight.
KING: That�s right. Eric Bruce and Jordan Banks truly dislike each other and there will be nothing I expect but a knockdown drag out fight.
EDGEBROOK: And that�s just what we�ll get from these two men.
LANA: Already in the ring, Jordan Banks!
EDGEBROOK: Jordan is a veteran there can be no doubt about that, but does he have what it takes to keep up with Eric Bruce?
KING: That�s the great thing about our business. You just can�t tell.
(Swan Dive by (hed)p.e. hits the speakers and Eric Bruce
emerges from the curtain, standing at the top of the ramp with his arms extended
at his sides. He is wearing a pair of knee length baggy red shorts with black
stripes down the sides. He is also wearing red kneepads and a red elbow pad on
his left arm. He slowly walks down to the ring and
slides in as the Ring Announcer begins to announce him.)
LANA: Ladies and Gentlemen, coming to the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6 feet 1 inch tall and weighing in at 221 pounds, he is Eric Bruce.
EDGEBROOK: A real dandy coming here, as we�re ready for the bell.
(DING! DING!)
KING: Jordan has that shoulder bandaged up pretty tightly to be out here tonight. If I were Eric, that�s the first thing I�d target.
EDGEBROOK: Since when have you ever known anything about attacks in wrestling? All you do is sit here and talk down the men you don�t like. Banks delivers a sharp kick to the midsection. He follows that up with a pair of clubbing double ax handle blows to the back.
KING: Jordan must think the only way to win this is to start off fast.
(Jordan stomps hard to the back of Bruce and then steps back and starts playing to the crowd, earning a cascade of boos)
EDGEBROOK: An expectedly aggressive start from Banks. But the showing off this early doesn�t pay off. Eric is already getting back to his feet.
(Eric Bruce goes right after Jordan banks immediately
targeting the shoulder with an arm drag, Banks is up, a second arm drag, Banks
stands up again and Eric delivers a third arm drag and holds on going into an
armbar, keeping Banks on the mat.)
EDGEBROOK: Wow, that was a great exchange between Eric Bruce and Jordan Banks.
KING: That guy Banks was flying around the ring like he was a retarded sparrow.
EDGEBROOK: You mean a Mentally Handicapped Sparrow.
KING: I mean what I said. Political Correctness is for pussies.
EDGEBROOK: Eric is really cranking down on that armbar. He�s got Jordan down on his knees with that leverage.
KING: Now I remember a time I had a Jordan down on her knees, amazing young woman. Especially the things she could do with her�
EDGEBROOK: Dick, this is a family show.
KING: No, she didn�t have a dick. It was a woman. I�m almost sure it was.
EDGEBROOK: Jordan now rolling to escape. Has a foot to the ropes and our official steps in to have Eric break the hold. Bruce is holding on there 3� 4� and he finally breaks the hold.
KING: Look at that expression on the face of Eric Bruce. He knows what he has to attack tonight.
EDGEBROOK: Banks pulling himself up by the ropes, trying to shake out that shoulder. He can�t be fully healed from that surgery.
KING: Indeed he isn�t. You can already see some blood seeping into the bandage.
EDGEBROOK: Collar and elbow tie up in the center of the ring. Eric quickly delivers a knee to the gut. Hard elbow shots to the shoulder to follow up. Jordan Banks seems to have just come back too soon.
KING: Nothing from Jordan offensively tonight what so ever and that�s hopefully how it will stay.
EDGEBROOK: Eric looking to send Banks into the corner. A reversal by Jordan and Eric hits the corner hard�
(Eric is in the corner and Banks comes running in trying
to give him a clothesline. Eric avoids it and grabs Banks' outstretched arm and
brings him down to the mat with a Cross Arm Breaker.)
EDGEBROOK: He's got him in that Crossface, Banks might tap out to that.
KING: He better, I've got money on this match. I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
(After holding the move for about a minute and a half
without Bankstapping out he releases the move.)
KING: Dammit, get on him.
EDGEBROOK: Way to be impartial.
KING: Never when money is involved Jimmy, never.
EDGEBROOK: Eric back on his man. Looks like he�s got him hooked in for a vertical suplex�
(Once he has Jordan up, Eric lets his legs drop down to the ropes and then hits a DDT, pulling out a loud cheer from the crowd, glad to see some action)
KING: Did you hear that impact? Eric must have broken that man�s neck.
EDGEBROOK: Jordan is still stirring, but it looks like the end is coming pretty quickly. Cover�.
ONE�
TWO�
Thre� NO! Kick out by Banks!
KING: That had to be just on instinct. No way he could have known what was happening.
EDGEBROOK: Both men back to their feet, trading lefts and rights. Jordan�s losing ground with each punch.
KING: That shoulder has to be almost gone. Look at the bandage there, soaking in blood.
EDGEBROOK: Both men no going off the ropes� They each connect with a clothesline, but Eric almost springs up. Jordan can�t seem to get his footing.
(Banks is down, he is trying to get up, and
he is on one knee. Eric runs up, steps on the knee and knees him in the head.)
EDGEBROOK: SHINING WIZARD!
KING: PIN HIM!
(Banks is down on his stomach and Eric stands over him Banks, puts his arms on
his knees and grabs him with The Creation.)
KING: THE CREATION IT'S OVER
EDGEBROOK: You took the words right out of my mouth. Just look at the face of
Jordan.
(Banks is in excruciating pain, you can tell by the look on his face. After
suffering for about thirty seconds Banks has no choice but
to tap out.)
KING: WOO HOO I'M RICH!
EDGEBROOK: Eric Bruce won the match, in commanding fashion.
And your winner...
Eric Bruce
VOTES: Eric
Bruce (4) - Jordan (1)
COMMERCIAL
Revenge Match II
Edgebrook: This match will be a very interesting one.
King: You can say that again! These two can't stand one another. They
practically hate each other!!
Announcer: And now, weighing in at 285 pounds, from the outer realm of reality,
Ace Slaughter!!
(A loud siren echoes throughout the arena. Some of the crowd is holding their
ears. Two large white spotlights start to rotate around. The Team NWA logo is
located in the center of the spotlights. Strobe lights are starting to flicker
and pulse along with the song.)
#Click, Click Boom!!
(There is a loud explosion!! There are exploding pyrotechnics, surrounding the
entrance area. Instantly, the crowd begin with their boos.)
Edgebrook: This is amazing!!
King: What is!?!
Edgebrook: These fans are booing so loud, I can barely hear myself talk.
King: ...and think.
Edgebrook: What did you say?!?
King: Nothing.
(Ace Slaughter walks out onto the entrance ramp. Slaughter is wearing black jean
shorts. On the outer sides of the shorts in white old English lettering, is Team
NWA. Slaughter is wearing black kneepads and black elbow pads, with a black
t-shirt with the Team NWA logo on it. Slaughter is wearing a black mask, with a
large white star over his right eyehole, on his mask. In the center of the star
is a red Anarchy style A. His long black hair pokes through a small hole, in the
back of the mask. He is wearing black boots, with Team NWA, in white lettering.
The crowd explodes with thunderous boos. Slaughter starts to walk, as he raises
his fists into the air, smirking arrogantly.)
#On those Saturdays,
when kids go out and play,
yo I was VP in my room I let the stereo blaze,
wasn't faded,
not jaded,
just a kid with a pad and pen and a big imagination.
All this,
I seek,
I find I push the envelope to the line,
make it,
break it,
take it,
until I'm overrated.
#Click, Click Boom.
I'm coming down on the stereo,
hear me on the radio,
click, click boom. #
(Ace starts to thrash around along with the music.)
Edgebrook: I think Ace Slaughter is having a seizure!!
King: You moron!!
(Slaughter continues to thrash around to the music, down to the ring.)
#I'm coming down with the new style and you know it's buck wild.
Click, Click Boom
I'm on the radio station touring round the nation,
leaving the scene in devastation.#
#I can see it in my mind,
I can see it in their eyes.#
(Ace extends his arms out, as he spins around one full rotation. Then throws his
arms into the air, with his index finger extended. Then, with his hands into
fists he thrusts his arms down as he leaps into the air. When Ace Slaughter
lands, a large explosion of pyrotechnics is displayed around the entrance ramp
area.)
#It's close enough to touch it now,
but far away enough to die.
Click, Click Boom.#
(Slaughter stops thrashing around. He slowly walks down the aisle, towards the
ring.)
#What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren't perfect,
but still you don't hear no cryin ass bitchin from me,
like there seems to be on everybody's CD
so just sit back and relax and let me have your head for a minute,
I can show you something in it,
that has yet to be presented,
oh yeah!!#
King: You can hear total hatred when they mention each others name.
#Click, Click Boom.
I'm coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio station, touring around
the nation!!
click, click boom.#
#I'm coming down with the new style and you know it's buck wild.
Click, Click Boom
I'm on the radio station touring around the nation,
leaving the scene in devastation.#
(As Ace is about to reach ringside, when he sees a man, appears to be in his
early twenties, holding a "SLAUGHTER SUCKS" sign. An enraged Ace Slaughter grabs
the poster and proceeds to tear into pieces. The young man takes a swing at Ace
Slaughter. Ace just laughs, as security rushes to the fan. Slaughter walks to
ringside. Ace leaps onto the ring apron. Ace looks around, for a second,
until he enters the ring. Slaughter walks to the closest corner and climbs
up to the second turnbuckle. The crowd proceeds to
chant...
Crowd: SLAUGHTER SUCKS!! SLAUGHTER SUCKS!! SLAUGHTER SUCKS!! SLAUGHTER SUCKS!!
(Ace Slaughter raises his arms, to the crowd, despite hearing the boos coming
from the packed arena.)
Slaughter: Dmetri, you coward!! Get your ass out here, right now and take your
beating like man!!
(The opening chords to Seven Nation Army strike and the packed house in
Bloomington explode)
Edgebrook: And here comes Dmitre.
Lana: And making his way to the ring, from Wichita, Kansas... Dmitre
Wehrman!
King: I'm not sure Dmitre has any business being out here tonight. A good man
would simply let Ace Slaughter have a win tonight and come back next week.
[Slaughter rolls out the ring and flies at Dmetri laying into him with the right
hands.]
[Slaughter fires hit off into the arena wall, then lays into with the stomps,
Slaughter celebrates with a demented smile.]
[Dmetri fires back, with his OWN right hands.]
[Dmetri hits a spinning snap suplex onto the concrete with the crowd popping
MASSIVELY for the Former GLWA Champion.]
[Slaughter no sells and stomps Dmetri repeatedly, battering him. This match
hasn't even begun.]
[Slaughter walks away, and the referee exams Dmetri before the match.]
[The referee doesn't think he'll make it, Dmetri's having none of it.]
Dmetri: No way, I don't give in.
[Pop.]
[Dmetri rolls into the ring, and punches Slaughter.]
[Slaughter with a double underhook.]
Edgebrook: Countered.
E: MY god!
E: MY GOD!
[Dmetri with an exploder suplex.]
[Blatant low blow by Slaughter.]
Edgebrook: Slaughter with the Slaughtermanic!
1
2
3!
DING DING!
Announcer: The winner of this match, Slaughter!
["Superstar by Saliva" hits.]
And your winner...
Ace Slaughter
VOTES: Slaughter (3) - Wehrman (1)
COMMERCIAL
~ Jason Stallion's Victory Party: Hosted by Team NWA ~
{Scene opens up back in Assembly Hall}
{In the ring, is a podium and a bunch of chairs. People from Jason and
Jake's past stand around the ring, looking into it, watching Jason and and the
rest of Team NWA, who stand in the ring}
{President Robert Letner walks up to the podium. Behind him, Team NWA sits
down}
LETNER: Good evening, ladies and gentleman. Tonight, we honor a true champion. Tonight, we show the Illini, what a REAL Champion is. I want to be the man to introduce to all of you, the GLWA Heavyweight Champion...JASON, STALLION!!!
{Fans boo}
{Party people clap}
[Jason Stallion steps into the middle of the ring, the GLWA title nestled on his
shoulder, waiting for the boos to die down. They never do, however.]
Jason: *sigh* Go on, keep booing me. It's o.k. You're not used to being around a
guy like me. You're used to athletes in this state that CHOKE, like your
fighting Illini.
[The boos get a little louder.]
Jason: Tonight you are in the presence of a superior team, and that is Team NWA.
A team that once again showed the world at Love Hurts, that we are indeed the
dominant force of the wrestling world. You think the University of Illinois has
a strong starting five?? Well they have NOTHING on this line-up.
[Jason points over to Ace Slaughter, looking forlorn in the corner.]
Jason: Ace Slaughter, the muscle and future behind Team NWA. This madman would
strike fear into the hearts of the most intimidating of wrestlers.
[He points to Jake Cage, who is scowling as he drinks a beer and chats it up
with a couple of the female guests.]
Jason: Jake Cage, Former North American champ, Former World Tag champ,
heck...likely the future World champ. Is there anything this man can't do?
Besides complete an AA seminar of course. *laughs*
[Jake shoots him a cold stare at the joke, as it draws a few laughs from the
crowd.]
Jason: But seriously, Jake Cage has already proved he can out-wrestle the best
in the world, from Jackson Dane to Nick Jefferies. And next week, he will prove
he can out-DRINK the best...because he will break Letner's wallet when he
challenges Malice ina drinking contest!
[Good-sized pop from the crowd, who seem to get pleasure in watching two men
drink themselves stupid. Jason then points to Robert Letner standing beside
him.]
Jason: President Letner, the man in charge. A man whose legacy can not be done
justice by mere words...who crushed his own creation just to don the colors of
Team NWA.
[Letner gets HUGE heel heat from the crowd, as Jason finally points back to
himself, while Jade gives him a hug.]
Jason: And then, of course, there's me...your new GLWA heavyweight champion. The
man who proved once again that many will stand in Team NWA's way...but none can
stop us. The man who single-handedly destroyed the 'last-man standing', and made
sure that he was "standing" a few pounds lighter then when he walked in.
*laughs*
[A 'Dmetri' chant starts up.]
Jason: But the person I really have to thank, is the Good Lord himself. I have
to thank God for giving me the talent to be the absolute BEST in the wrestling
business today...and for giving me the clarity to realize that my place was in
the cornerstone of Team NWA, and not amongst you blue-collar losers here in the
crowd tonight. Because I will be something that a guy like Dmetri will never
accomplish, in that when I retire, I will be a LEGEND. And when you all are old
and feeble, you can tell your grandkids that you actually were in the same arena
with the superstars that are etched in wrestling history...that for one brief
fleeting night you were in the presence of Team N-W-A.
[Jason takes the belt off his shoulder and raises it high in the air, as the
lights dim and a large silver dragon logo is illuminated in the ring, and the
rest of Team NWA raises their fist in the symbolism as Jade kisses Jason on the
cheek, and he poses with the title in hand, flaunting it to the crowd.]
{Jason steps aside as the lights kick back on. Before he can even sit down, Dmitre and Kid Ego walk down the aisle and slip into the ring}
EDGEBROOK: This doesn't look too good.
KING: Now this is a party.
{Kid Ego grabs the microphone}
EGO: Now I know this is supposed to be quality entertainment, but quite
honestly...I was falling asleep in the back.
{Fans cheer}
{Letner is handed a microphone}
LETNER: What do you two want?
EGO: At Love Hurts...I beat Jackson Dane, put him out of commission. I
want my title shot. I WON my title shot.
{Letner smirks, looking at Jason Stallion}
LETNER: You know what...you're right.
{Letner turns and looks at The Cage Brothers and Ace Slaughter}
LETNER: Ace, I know you beat Dmitre earlier tonight. Once he lost to you,
he lost all chance of his rematch.
{Ace flashes a smile at Dmitre}
LETNER: And Jake, I know you are a great wrestler. But I want to show you
guys what I want you to be. I want you to prove to me and to everyone
else, that we are Team NWA. How can we be Team NWA, if we lose every NWA
Match we are in?
{Fans cheer for once}
LETNER: So here's the deal. I'm going to be the nice guy
that everyone knows I am.
{Letner smirks}
LETNER: Next week's Main Event will be for the GLWA Heavyweight
Title.
{Fans cheer}
LETNER: It will be Jason Stallion versus Dmitre Wehrman...
{Dmitre smirks as does Jason}
{Fans cheer}
LETNER: ...versus 'Kid Ego' Diesel Warren.
{Jason's jaw drops}
EGO: Sounds good to me.
{Jason walks over to Letner and tries to plead his case, but it doesn't work}
LETNER: This will prove that Jason Stallion is THEE top notch
wrestler in the NWA. That our champion IS THEE Champion.
{Letner smirks}
KING: LETNER JUST HIT KID EGO WITH THE MICROPHONE!!! THERE IS A FULL OUT
WAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
EDGEBROOK: And Team NWA is teaming up on the fallen men. Wait...who's that
coming out of the back...
KING: NO...IT CAN'T BE!!!
{Fans pop loud...and I mean LOUD}
EDGEBROOK: IT'S BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!!! MICHAEL McCORMICK
AND CHRISTOPHER COLLINS. They slide into the ring and Team NWA slides out.
KING: What are they doing here?
EDGEBROOK: I heard a rumor in the back that they were joining the GLWA, but I
didn't believe it.
{Team NWA stares down B.N.I. as they check up on Dmitre and Kid
Ego}
KING: Just what we need, more useless bodies.
EDGEBROOK: I can't believe it. Batteries Not Included is now
in the GLWA.
{Fade to commericial}
!! MAIN EVENT !!
Triple Threat Match
Winner receives GLWA's NWA World Title shot
Gavin Williams vs. Roadkill vs. Nightmare
KING: Gavin might pass out based on the pain he took from earlier
tonight, alone.
(The Ref attempts to raise Roadkill's arm to check if he's passed out...)
1...
(Roadkill arm drops like an anvil out the sky.)
2...
(Could it be over this fast?)
KING: It's Over, It's Over, Nightmare WINS!
3...
EDGEBROOK: NO, Roadkill got his arm up in time!
KING: That sucks, I was ready to go home.
(In a smart desperation move, Gavin Williams pushes Nightmare and Roadkill
into the Ref and knocks him out. Williams then proceeds to crawl outside the
ring and take a break.)
EDGEBROOK: Smart desperation move by Williams, he's thinking like a veteran
tonight.
KING: I know, Roadkill is letting me down.
(Nightmare and Roadkill get back to their feet at the same time and lock up.
Roadkill overpowers Nightmare and send him flying into
the turn buckle. As Nightmare lays slumped in the corner, Roadkill climbs to
the second rope and unleashes a series of punches to Nightmare's forehead.)
CROWD: ONE.
CROWD: TWO.
CROWD: THREE.
CROWD: FOUR.
CROWD: FIVE.
CROWD: SIX.
(As Roadkill continues to bash in Nightmares skull, Gavin slides in the ring
and hits a running drop kick and send Roadkill tumbling over the top rope, he
quickly tosses Nightmare over the top rope also.)
EDGEBROOK: Williams again, he continues to find ways to buy himself time, over
and over again.
KING: He better enjoy it while it last, Roadkill won't stand for this too much
longer!
(Roadkill and Nightmare begin to stir, Gavin notices and goes to the top rope
and launches himself into his opponets.)
KING: What the hell was Gavin thinking? He's in no shape to be pulling stunts
like that.
EDGEBROOK: Tremendous move by the rookie, Gavin 'Havok' Williams!
KING: It looks a wreck just took place outside the ring, someone get the
EMT's.
(The Ref begins the ten count, as all three competitors are out cold.)
ONE...
TWO...
THREE...
FOUR...
FIVE...
SIX...
SEVEN...
EIGHT...
NINE...
(All of a sudden, the lights flicker on and off.)
EDGEBROOK: What's this all about?!?!
KING: That cheap ass Letner probably forgot to pay the damn light bill.
EDGEBROOK: He doesn't pay the light bill here.
KING: He doesn't?
(The lights flicker back on and Nightmare lays in the middle of the ring, The
Ref restarts the ten count.)
ONE...
TWO...
EDGEBROOK: I'm being told that the light malfunction was simply and error.
THREE...
FOUR...
EDGEBROOK: Nightmare breaks the count as he goes outside and begins to stomp a
mudhole into Roadkill and Havok.
KING: Nightmare is very aggressive tonight!
EDGEBROOK: These men are so tired they can't even string together a series of
moves, it's like one big street fight.
(Nightmare rolls Gavin into the ring and gives him a quick snap suplex. He
then proceeds to pick Gavin up and toss him off the ropes with tons of force.)
EDGEBROOK: Nightmare is cat quick, but he struck Gavin like a mac truck with
that clothesline.
[Nightmare whips Gavin into the left corner and starts to wear him down with
hard knees into the stomach and rib area.)
EDGEBROOK: Nightmare is working Gavin with those thundering knee shots.
KING: He's probably trying to break one of this poor kids ribs.
EDGEBROOK: I wouldn't doubt it.
[Nightmare drives his knee into Gavin's ribs about three more times and starts
to taunt and boast.]
KING: Nightmare better watchout, here comes Killer'
[While Nightmare gloats, Roadkill takes advantage and connects with a
beautiful drop kick]
KING: Hey Nightmare your taunting a little too hard to night.
EDGEBROOK: Nightmare must have thought Roadkill was going to be push over.
KING: Well he thought wrong.
[Roadkill picks Nightmare up and irsh whips him off the ropes and floors him
with a VERY powerful clothesline.]
Edegbrook: Excellent clothesline by Killer'!
[ Killer' picks Gavin up and drives him to the floor with a nasty ddt.]
Edegebrook: I think Roadkill just busted open Gavin's wound he suffered last
week, at 'Love Hurts'.
KING: The rookie can't hang.
Edgebrook: The bleeding in Gavin's forehead is not as bad as previously
thought.
[Roadkill still has control of the match, he goes for a suplex but Gavin
flips out of Roadkill's grapple in mid air and kicks him in the
ribs dead aim.]
[Gavin brings Roadkill to his feet and goes up top for the 'Pure Havok']
EDGEBROOK: What an explosive move by Gavin, he could win it with that one.
KING: Nightmare is out, all Gavin has to do is get the pin.
EDGEBROOK: He covers...
ONE...
And your winner...
Nightmare
VOTES: Nightmare (4) - Gavin (1)
- Roadkill (0)
KING: And here comes his woman.
{Amanda gets into the ring and hugs Nightmare, who has
dropped to his knees}
EDGEBROOK: Oh shit...here comes Letner and The Cage Brothers.
KING: Good, break up this sob-fest.
EDGEBROOK: Letner slides in as Nightmare jumps to his feet. Both men are
yelling at each other.
KING: Look at this though...Jake just pushed a table
into the ring...AND JASON LEVELS NIGHTMARE FROM BEHIND!!!
{Jake sets up the table as Letner begins to stomp on Nightmare}
EDGEBROOK: This is brutal...Oh no...Amanda...get out of there.
{Amanda goes to leave, but Jason grabs her by the hair, pulling her into the ring}
KING: Look at Letner. He just pulled out
handcuffs...AND HANDCUFFED Nightmare to the ropes on the other side of the ring.
EDGEBROOK: This doesn't look good.
KING: Jake pushes the table towards the middle as Nightmare is starting to gain
balance, trying to pull himself from the handcuffs.
EDGEBROOK: Oh no!
KING: OH YES!!! Letner is sitting on the top rope.
Jason and Jake hoist the struggling Amanda up into Letner's arms.
{Letner manages to step up to the top rope}
KING: Just what I enjoy, a face full of sna...
EDGEBROOK: HOLY SHIT!!!
KING: LETNA-BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! AMANDA HAS TO BE
DEAD!!!
{Letna-Bomb is a sit-down powerbomb}
NIGHTMARE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
EDGEBROOK: Letner stands up out of the rubble, laughing.
Sick bastard.
{Amanda lay in the broken table, not moving}
EDGEBROOK: Oh my God...we need the EMT's here now.
{Letner smirks, tossing the handcuff key onto the
unconscious Amanda}
KING: And there goes Team NWA. Nightmare may be going to Clash Of
Champions to face Kurt Chavez...but tonight, Nightmare faced something he's
threatened everyone all along...their worst nightmare.
EDGEBROOK: Oh well. We are out of time, so this is
James Edgebrook and Richard King, we'll see you at the next GLWA PRIMETIME!!!
{Nightmare is balling, tears staining his cheeks, as he
reaches out towards his fiancee}
{The EMT's come rushing down the ramp as the scene fades out to a GLWA
logo}
Writing Credits...
Lowy/C. Jones vs. Rawlings/Striker - DJ
Gunz
vs.
Jones -
Tyler (Gavin)
Williams/Roadkill/Nightmare
vs.
Kid Ego/Malice/Brannon
- Robert
Young
vs. Cage - Derek
Williams
vs. Anthony
- Isaac
Bruce
vs. Banks - Kyle
Slaughter
vs. Wehrman
- Oliver
Main Event: Triple Threat - Ian (Banks)