(AobFWU)
Are you TIRED of it?
Have you ever DEFACED and/or BURNED a picture of orlando
just for the perverse pleasure of it?
Then the AobFWU is for YOU!!!
(Notice how I refuse to capitalize "orlando bloom."
'Tis an expression of my dislike.)
By the way, if you're an orlando fangirl that just happened to stumble along onto this site and you are currently screaming at me via your computer screen, I don't actually hate orli. This is all in good fun. But still .... *ahem*....*taunting squeal* Nyeah nah nyeah nah nyeah nyeah!!!
Short Version
My friend got REALLY obsessed with orlando bloom. My other friends and I got tired of it. I thought the AobFWU was a good idea, they agreed, and it formed.
Long Version
orlando co-starred in Lord of the Rings. I didn't think anything of him. My friend (let's call her Mrs. Bloom) saw him, and liked him. Her crush grew more and more. I knew it was becoming a problem when we went to see Pirates of the Caribbean together. Mrs. Bloom had me squeal along with her when his name came up in the credits. That's when it all started going downhill. *dramatic chord*
Mrs. Bloom began sending me pictures of orlando frequently via e-mail. I think the final count is around 50. She began staring at pictures of him. She talked about him all the time. I learned more about orlando than I ever wanted to know. His favorite color (yellow). His birthday (January 13). Boxers or briefs (boxers). I knew there were lots of fangirl clubs out there, but I had never heard of an anti-fangirl club. So I asked my friends if they liked the idea. They did. (Paraphrased: I said, "It could be the Anti-orlando bloom Foundation!" Friend said, "We could call it AboF! (pronounced A-bof)" I said, "No, that would be the Anti-bloom orlando Foundation." Funny moment.) Anyway, we formed the Foundation, and I am the almighty founder. FEAR ME! BWA-HA-HA!! *tee-hee* I remember the day we went international... one of the members (thanks a billion, by the way) has a friend in England. She told this friend about us, the friend liked the idea and joined! That's why we're the AobF of the WORLD, United. I felt so happy that day... *sniff* I'd like to thank the Academy...
AobFWU Day -- January 13, his evil birthday ---- 101 days left (October 3)!!
States/Countries with Members -- Virginia, New York, Texas, Illinois, California
United States, Canada, England
If you know of any others, sign the guestbook and tell me!!!
Other sites with AobFWU -- Ella's Little World
(to the tune of "We Love You Conrad" from Bye Bye Birdie) (idea: Dana, lyrics: Madeline)
We hate orlando, oh yes we do
He cannot act for beans, he smells like poo
When he is up on screen, we boo
orlando, we hate you!!