A (supposed to be) humour fiction based on a Gundam Wing/ Saiyuki crossover.
My friend tells me she likes it, up to your own judgement though!
It's a bit insane really, after the Trowa/Hakkai similarities, i began to see similar things between the boys
in their fanfic forms at least because even though Duo/Wufei arguements are funny, there never was really
any evidence in the series. So far unfinished, i hit a block later on and did a flighty excel saga add-on.

Disclaimer
I do not own either Gundam Wing or Gensomaden Saiyuki. GW is ©Sotsu Sunrise and Bandai 1995,
Saiyuki is © Kazuya Minekura. But i guess the content of the fic otherwise would be all my own work.

Chapter One

'San..zo!'
'What is it now?'
'I'm hungry'
'Shut up'
'Ohhhh' Goku complained loudly from the back of the jeep. 'But I really am hungry Sanzo' he pouted miserably. 'You always are hungry saru' Gojyo pointed at Goku with his lit cigarette.
'So're you!' Goku stared back at him angrily.
'I am not baka saru' Gojyo turned on him.
'What was that ero kappa? You calling me saru again?' Goku retorted. Sanzo sighed holding his head as the voices rose becoming more and more heated. 'Why' he asked wearily removing his reading glasses. 'Don't let it get to you' Hakkai tried to calm him. He smiled 'I think of it as a comfort, it means everything's ok'.
Sanzo shook his head in disbelief, Hakkai always had far more patience than him, quietly he began to fold his newspaper. Goku had overheard and stopped his argument. 'Uh' Hakkai looked up at him 'we don't have any Goku'
'Pleeeeeeeeease'
Sanzo's patience finally snapped. 'Get of him now bakasaru and shut up. We haven't got ANY food at all' he hit Gokuo smartly with his paper fan. Gojyo grinned in triumph
'But Sanzo' Goku protested
'Shut up both of you now or I'll kill you'
Hakkai kept his eyes on the road, all he could do was attempt an embarrassed smile, 'Now now please' he sighed.

Trowa sat down on the grass, he glanced up at the shape of Heero, a black silhouette against the artificial sun of the colony. In the direction Heero was looking he could see Duo approaching holding two ice cream cones happily, a beam spread across his face. Wufei, who had also collapsed on the ground to take a momentary respite from their walk squinted up at Duo in the sunlight.
'Who are those for?' he pointed at the ice cream.
'Me!' Duo announced taking a bite from each.
'Greedy' Wufei grumbled. He stood up 'Can we carry on, this diversion through the park is just making this pointless exercise all the more pointless'
'Ah cheer up Wu-man' Duo smiled. 'Ice cream?'
'Kisama Maxwell�Don't call me that'
Heero winced. Another argument brewing, why were they always like this. 'Hnnn' he deathglared them both.
'Oh ignore them' Trowa's quiet monotone cut in. Heero made no response but merely continued walking.
'I'll call you Wu-man if I want. It suits you' Duo had taken no notice and just continued annoying Wufei. It was so easy to wind him up, and Duo actually quite enjoyed it.
'Maxwell' Wufei raised his katana. 'Stupid idiot fool'
'Yeah yeah, so why'd you come along anyway Wu'
'Don't call me that, stupid onna' Wufei growled through gritted teeth.
'Heyyy' Duo protested. In front of them Heero winced some more and then rounded on them
'Shut up or you'll both die for annoying me' he told them plainly and calmly. Both Duo and Wufei found themselves staring down the barrel of Heero's gun with finger poised over the trigger.
'Hmph' Wufei and Duo sulked in unison, but it had worked and they agreed to follow in silence except for Duo's eating of his ice cream, extra noisily to Wufei's utter chagrin. None noticed the change in scenery until Duo looked up and stated the obvious. 'Hey I didn't think the Park had THIS many trees. Feels like we're in the middle of a forest'
'Ugh' Wufei had to respond first 'Of course it doesn't baka onna and don't eat that ice cream so noisily'
'Don't call me a woman WuFEI' Duo placed his hands on his hips feeling genuinely offended
'Huh' Wufei smirked knowing he had gotten to Duo 'What guys do I know have a long braid for hair'
'I like my�' Duo was cut short by Trowa.
'Look please leave it out' he motioned to Heero's furious deathglare aimed in their direction. 'Besides Wufei,' Trowa gave Wufei a piercing stare with his one visible green eye 'I think Duo has a point. We aren't in L4 anymore'
Wufei let his katana drop to his side 'How can you honestly say that?'
'The sun is real'

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