1. You live twenty minutes away from at least three malls

2. Hanging out is either going to the mall, the movies, a park, or someone else's house

3. You long for the days when the Devils for the Christmas colors

4. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York

5. You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags"

6. You go to the boardwalk at least once a year

7. You can't believe MTV went to Seaside Heights

8. You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Brothers creation

9. You only go to New York City for day trips

10. Anything less than three inches of snow isn't worth much

The source of this work can be found in the credits page.