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GLENWOO'S BIOGRAPHY |
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Japan/Japon was born in Providence, Rhode Island on December 1st, 1985, and is the oldest member of Glenwoo. He enjoys long walks on the beach and riding bareback. His back, not the horses. He also likes Star Wars, John Woo movies, and ninjas. Because he is one. He is also half British. Just kidding, he's not. But he wishes he had a moustache. |
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Wedishide was born in the beautiful ocean state of Oklahoma aboard a skipper named Huey. He is a jolly elf with no greater joy than seeing people clap their hands to Glenwoo's music. He also enjoys fly fishing and grilling chicken. His favorite movie is The Return of the Deadly Ninja of Death II: Shiny Attack. And he owns a Speak and Read. |
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Glenwoo [beep] was born in space. We aren't quite sure where, but we do know that he lived in a town called Smallville for a while before getting a steady job at the Daily Planet in Mertopolis. Oh wait, that's Superman. Sorry. Glenwoo [beep]'s favorite movie is Glitter Palace. That's a different movie than the one with Mariah Carrey in it, but Glenwoo [beep] likes Whitney Houston better. And he wishes he owned a Speak And Read with a mustache. |
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Japan/Japon dreams of a mustache |
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Japan/Japon frustrated at the Speak And Read |
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