Welcome, to the Official GLENNY ROCKS Homepage

FACTS:

Glennie ROCKS (my socks)!

Glennie pleases me like no other

I must eliminate Daniel to be the best

Glennie sometimes wears a Moose Shirt ("Mooooooooooose")

Glennie wheels a little trolley to class and then complains it's too heavy and has too much stuff in it

Glennie has written for every magazine possible and is heavily in demand!

We are all silly, pathetic losers, and Glenny is the Queen of Magazine Journalism!

Glennie now appears in a range of products, including the GLENNY BEDSPREAD,
the GLENNY COW SUIT, the GLENNY COMPUTER, the GLENNY POSTER series,
the GLENNY COFFEE MACHINE and the GLENNY TROLLEY.

GLENNY PICTURES:

See Glenny as a baby

See Glenny's birthday cake

See how Glenny feels when she's high

See where I threw Glenny when she was mean

See a picture of Glenny, as drawn by one of her students

Have a look at our EXCLUSIVE picture of Glenny's official trolley!

Check out our EXCLUSIVE picture of the extremely popular GLENNY BED, available from all good retailers!

Have a look at the Glenny Coffee Machine. Wake up to a fresh pot of Glenny Coffee every morning. It's the best way to start your day!

THANKYOUS:

The Staff of THE OFFICIAL GLENNY ROCKS HOMEPAGE would like to thank Glenny,
for being such a wonderful GLENNIE.

Thankyou to the manufacturors of Glenny's MOOOOOOOSE T-Shirt.

Thankyou to Franklins for providing Glenny with her trolley
(she uses it to carry, well, we don't know. But she wheels it to class behind her and it's damn sexy!)

Thankyou to the Bus Service for allowing Glenny to travel on it,
even though she's old enough to be carried around in a coffin.

Thankyou to Just Cuts for never touching Glenny's hair.
We like it that she has sheep wool to cover her head! It's so curly and soft! Baaa!

Thankyou to YOU for having an interest in our beloved Glenny! Bless you!

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