Alright what we need is a set of keys and a tampon. Dip the tampon in so red paint or something to make it look like blood you could even use a fresh one if your a real sick cunt. anways tie it to your keys then get a mate to hold your keys
and walk off and see what he does... he'll fully trip out ay

HAHA this is great, this one is better if chicks do it tho lol. Get yaself the biggest condom you can get and turn it so the lubes on the inside. Now get a hand full of change like all ya small change put it in the condom. Now go to macdonalds or some place where you can pull out your condom and get your money out to pay for the shit your buying lol. And when your getting the money outa it make sure the counter chick is like watching you SHE WONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MONEY!! lol so you might get a free feed, Because its not astho she can say i carnt take your money lol

HAHAHA this is actually a prank i constantly do. I fucking love it. Its fairly a long term and on going prank just to really terrorise some poor barstard but thats what you want lol. The dude im doing it to now hes at the stage of writing down my number plate because we piss him off so much LOL.

Ok now this is the score.. You need a car you carnt do it on bikes. Now pick a target that you live close to but not close enuff that he'll know where you fucking live lol. Like i dunno some dude you will see regualry, Now when you drive past him Yell POOFTER! BUT do it descreatly so he dont know which car it come from. Now you do it Day after Day lol like constantly and im telling ya the prank gets better everytime you do it because this poor barstard is getting called a poofter and dont no where its coming from and if you get your mates doing it and so on this dude is gunna be fucking pissed off lol. I reckomend Flower dudes like the dudes that stop on the side of the road to sell flowers lol they are the best.

Ok dudes now when it comes to pranks and jokes their is no such thing as " GAY SHIT " because if you act like your fully happy with your sexuality to other guys they freak out LOL and think your gay. and the facial expressions on them dudes is fucking great. lol ok now what you have to do is find the dude that looks like he wouldnt even think of gay poofter shit. Now walk over to him and just start a conversation just normal bloke stuff then say awww been getting any roots latley rar rar, then just say awww man i was just thinking of something ay and he'll be like what and just like look at your ass and go do you reckon id look alright in the nude?? but say it suriously.. then he'll either be liek fuk off cunttt or like not try and offend you cause you just met him LOL. If he is like aww i dunno or he says o yeh i suppose that means you will be able to say more shit to him. Just saying shit like ohh you dont think my arse would look to big and then start talking about poofter shit. If you want someone to be speechless and dont know what to do this is the prank lol

haha ok your at a party or what ever and you have a carton of beers or what ever. drink one beer and piss in the bottle, put the cap back on it so it looks normal and put it back in the carton but so you know where the fucker is LOL. Now just say if you meet some dumb fucker or someone that is pissing you off through out the night then say hay man you wanna beer?? and give em the beer you pissed in. let em start drinking it and when they notice what it is they will FREAK!! they will fucking trip out its so funny.

ok i just thought of this one then so bare with me. Ok what you do is go into a porn shop or "adult shop" if you will. And go in their and ask the attenden there if they could help you with an issue you got. But be all polite and innocent you know. The get em aside and go " im after a Ass Dildo " she'll most probly say "Anal Toy "or something like that and just start going through all the dildos and let her say what they are good for and stuff lol. And like say shit like " aww nar i want something that will like really feel hard up there " haha and shit like that to really gross the attendent out you know. Its really sicko but affective i guess.