Dog Thoughts 

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If you pick up a starving dog and feed his hunger, 
he will not bite you; 
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. 
~ Mark Twain

Some days you're the dog; 
some days you're the hydrant. 
~ Unknown

Whoever said you can't buy happiness 
forgot about puppies. 
~ Gene Hill

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; 
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. 
~ Groucho Marx

Ever consider what they must think of us? 
I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul 
~ chicken, pork, half a cow. 
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! 
~ Anne Tyler

My dog is worried about the economy 
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. 
That's almost $7.00 in dog money. 
~ Joe Weinstein

If I have any beliefs about immortality, 
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, 
and very, very few persons. 
~ James Thurber

Don't accept your dog's admiration 
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. 
~ Ann Landers

When a man's best friend is his dog, 
that dog has a problem. 
~ Edward Abbey

Cat's motto: 
no matter what you've done wrong, 
always try to make it look like the dog did it. 
~ Unknown

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, 
but it won't buy the wag of his tail. 
~ Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth 
that loves you more than he loves himself. 
~ Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person 
than the average person. 
~ Andy Rooney

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. 
You are his life, his love, his leader. 
He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. 
You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. 
~ Unknown

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