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| Vital Stats Real Name: Christie Age: 15 DOB: Religeon: Guess |
| About The Sacred Jew The sacred jew is the leader of all jews. Nearly all of us are jews, we just dont know it yet. The other hidden race are Hebrews. Their are a few Hebrews but they are all evil and have a distinct walk. If you know somebody that walks funny and is horrible they are most likely a Hebrew of course they will not know this yet. The Sacred Jew is the leader of all Jew's and so, has the power of all the Jewish Gods. She must protect us from all evil including the Hebrews are trying to steal her powers to use as evil or even worse turn her onto their side as some power can ONLY be done by the almighty one and so the Hebrews could not use this power without her on their side. If a jew is ever injured they can touch the sacred jew and be healed. If you are a great follower of the jew then after a few weeks without seeing her yours jewish powers will decrease and u must touch her to regain them. After a few months you will of lost all jewishness and will be feeling weak and frail and more prone to disease. After a year or so you will eventually die but if you are on the brink of death or loss of jewishness a simple kiss with the sacred jew will give you her power to recover until the kiss ends as this is all that is needed with her immense power. This is called the 'ColinLamb Process' The man that marries the sacred jew (me) will be crowned the king of the jews (no connection with jesus christ) but will never have power over the sacred jew as she is the leader of all. The sacred Jew must also have a Sacred Knight who shall protect the weak from evil when she is away fighting her arch enemy, The Leader Of The Hebrews, Mr. Bad Man. Rumour has it that the sacred knight is Colin Lamb and a site will open soon about Colin Lambs Poor Hair. More Info Coming Soon..... |
| Coming Soon... A New Site... Colin Lambs Hair!!! |
| COMING SOON, MANY MORE SACRED JEW PICTURES, MORE INFORMATION AND MAYBE 'ANY INTERVIEW WITH THE SACRED JEW'. AND...A NEW SITE...COLIN LAMBS HAIR FEATUREING PICTURES OF COLIN AND HIS HAIR! |