Random Story By Glen
One day John was walking down the sreet for the morning newspaper when all of a sudden a giant winged bank vault flew straight over his head. Confused, John walked on thinking nothing of it, blaming side effects of the coconuts a 3 legged horse had gave him 8 years 3 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours 2 minutes and 47 seconds ago. He carried on toward the Newsagent when a man walked past singing a song about a leaf that lived in a 3inch pot bellied pig. John was getting a sudden sense of bishops now and so began to pick up a faster pace until he was eventually sprinting. He ran and ran and tripped over cracking his knee of a bram stoker novel and as a consequence...died. Nobody knows why all of those things happened that day. Some people blame the price of tic tacs and smints while others tend to blame the good old logical explanation of the 3 legged hound of yemen breaking out of his 3rd stately home to hunt down Kim Basingers long lost operating theatre. I beleive that it was because of Gita and Sanjay. Ask a Jew, sponser a Jew, buy a Jew but remember. A Jews for life, not just for boxing day.
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