Me: Hello Mr. J. Cornfield thankyou for                 coming today
Mr. J: Hello, its a pleasure
Me: Is it true, that today your going to reveal         the contents of the dead rabbi's letter?
Mr. J: No chance, ill never show that, til i                 pass it on when i die.
Me: And who will it be passed to?
Mr. J: My great waiter, Balcony.
Me: Ok...So what does the 'J' in your name          stand for?
Mr. J: Not even i know, some say Jack,                    some say Juveniletwat
Me: ok. Why are they called The Cornfields          Of Yevon, when there not in a place              called Yevon, there in Western                      Hertfordshire?
Mr. J: Because it said thats what they where           called in the Rabbi's Letter.
Me:Ok, thats enough for now, will you come        back in the future for a more 'revealing'         interview?
Mr. J:Certainly, its been a pleasure,                        thankyou for such a great site.                      Goodbye
Me:No, thankyou, its been a pleasure having       you.
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