| The Fables Of Glen !Pent and Tom! |
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| Fable One By Glen Huscroft The Doctors Kiln And so they walked through the valley of the lost spreadsheets until the buisnessman 'Patrick' patronised the watchtower. "DONT TRIP OVER THE HURDLE OF MY LAKE". he said in a rather vigarous tone. And so patrick watched and stood guard over the Kiln of his GP - Doctor Zeenothrobe 'ee' thratopus. Several horses then climbed UP a verticle cliff, sung the national anthem of madagascar, and perished in his lever. END! Meanign of this fable: It cannot be misled. |
| Fable Two By Tom Earley The Journey of The Bandana Never go into the factory. The girl and tractor visited often under hills when it suited John Prescott. However, no more entering cabins cabbages when it poached me. She tentativly opened the wristwatch. "Its stopped on Foal St" she cried from vigerous shaking from him in. "No i wont let kids in" He replyed as though a rather large. END! Meaning of this fable: It is very lenient to walk upon the cartridge. |
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| Fable Three By Glen Huscroft Alan's Pedigree It didnt work how Alan predicted. Two thrids of the street ate many compounds but Alan prefered his dog's food, pedigree (No link to Pedigree Chum at all). They all ate many fish suppers but due to several casualty's and bizarre food poisoning, the rest of Kent where suddenly banished to a life in Devon. Alan survived this trauma and was given three pieces of fruit. Admire. END! Meaning of this fable: Never grate scaffolding. |
| Fable Four By Glen Huscroft Finigan's Well The farmer didnt find himself attracted to him. One day finigan was walking down his drive when he suddenly spotted what looked like a nazi weeing on his shower cap. "NO" shouted finigan. "Do it down my well" and so the person who looked like a nazi wee'd in finigans well. Finigan decided he'd had enough and so shot the nazi in the foot, but finigan himself later died due to liver failure. END! Meaning of this fable: Never shop at 12:37 |