The Dick Van Dyke Show Matching Game #1

 
Match the quotes in the first column to the episode title and character in the second column.
_____ A)"She doesn't have it while she's having it. After she has it she has it!" 1) The Square Triangle (Millie)
_____ B)"And who says the British have no sense of humor?" 2) The Gunslinger (Sally)
_____ C)"My name is not Laura. It's Lolac. Lolac, of Twylo. I see you!" 3) Coast to Coast Big Mouth (Laura)
_____ D)"You slept through the Guns of Navaronne?!" 4) Turtles, Ties, and Toreadores (Maria & Rob)
_____ E)"How do I know I'm not dreaming you?" 5) Racy Tracy Rattigan (Tracy)
_____ F)"You're just dying to let me have it, aren't you?" 6) Uncle George (Laura & Sally)
_____ G)"Move over Sissy, your Ma is tired." "And your dad is good-looking, but we're still not going to get a room." 7) Scratch My Car and Die (Laura)
_____ H)"What did you give him, Ritch?" "A hard punch in the belly." 8) Divorce (Laura)
_____ I)"Why don't you have more than two, dear? They're awfully small today." 9) What's In a Middle Name? (Mr. Meehan)
_____ J)"He has the ability to say things that..." "Seem vague, but are in reality meaningless." 10) My Mother Can Beat Up My Father (Laura)
_____ K)"He turned down his cupcake!" 11) Where Did I Come From? (Sally)
_____ L)"He said, 'Laura, I love you' in that beautiful accent! Oh, I'm dying!" 12) That's My Boy??? (Rob)
_____ M)"Well, Alan, there must be some needy bald people..." 13) It May Look Like A Walnut (Rob)
_____ N)"Hominy grits!" "Oh, about fifty." 14) Sick Boy and the Sitter (Laura)
_____ O)"E-D-W-A-R-D!" 15) I'm No Henry Walden (Rob)
_____ P)"He sprayed me with my own champagne!" 16) It May Look Like A           Walnut (Laura)
_____ Q)"Look, Rob, I once held a sobbing friend's hand and just to make her feel better, I agreed with her that her husband was a bore, and a wolf, and he was, but she made up with him. And she never spoke to me again." 17) Uhny Uftz (Rob)
_____ R)"Go in the bedroom, pull down the covers on my bed, and see if I'm there." 18) You're Under Arrest (various characters)
_____ S)"The world would be a lot better if everybody was committed." 19) My Husband Is a Check-Grabber (Rob & Ritchie)
_____ T)"Isn't anybody gonna ask me to turn around?" 20) Very Old Shoes, Very Old Rice (Rob & Laura)
_____ U)"Rob, would you like to call off our marriage?" "Which one?" "Take your pick." 21) It May Look Like a Walnut (Laura)
_____ V)"...he wanted to meet some nice lady." "We couldn't find any, so we invited your mother." 22) Ghost of A. Chantz (Laura & Sally)
_____ W)"Aqui?" "You want a key already?" 23) It's A Shame She Married Me (Rob)

ANSWER KEY:

A12
B7
C16 OR 21
D18
E17
F10
G22
H19
I16 OR 21
J15
K14
L1
M3
N2
O9
P5
Q8
R13
S23
T11
U20
V6
W4

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