NIGHT SWOOPS BIO
{Sung to the tune of "The Humpty Dance" By Digital Underground}
Ai'it. Stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look fuzzy but ta me ya look grubby. So listen up world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new bat in town and my cribs tricked out in tha underground. I snag up any thang ya got laying on the shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name is Night Swoop. Stress it on tha "Oops". My bad. I sometimes fly in loops and to all the chickens out there, just stay in yo coups. I'm livin' large ya'll and just like Chicken Little the sky's goin' fall...but to me its all moot. I like to fly, I like to shoot hoops. So shoop. I'll kick ya with the big boot!
I'll stick with this. Strait P-funk mack. But sometimes I give it amiss. I eat up all tha fruit to me thats bliss. Hey yo elf girl, commere and give witness. Yeah I hang with rats, now ya get tha gist. And no, ya ain't on tha list! I'm a bat. I like my music with some boom. I drink my coffee strait from a mushroom. I'm giant. So allow me to rant. They say I'm tame but I ain't compliant. But for now, I just abide. And yo, I'm Lumi's ride!
{Chorus: Sung by Lumi}
The Night Swoop ride is on my side. So we can Fight! Ohh help me batty! So we can flighty fight! Ohh help me batty! Da ya know what we're doin? We're doing the Flighty Fight ya'll!
People say, "Yo batty you're really fuzzy lookin." That's aait, cause yo snobby check my leather. You stare, you try to compare me, but ya can't get near me. I'm in da cave hangin from tha ceilin' and no, I don't snore. Sometimes I even open up a door and a hole in time sometimes I might have tore. My cave is big. Uh uh am not ashamed big as in cavern. Its not lame. I'm just not tame. but the chickens know I'm in charge. Not how I'm livin and my wings are large. I get cra-zy. I lay around gettin lazy. I shop at K-mart and yo, it doesn't faze me. I flew in Aerial trainin in case ya missed it. Had to kick Broomhilda strait in her biskets. I also told ya, I ain't gonna bite well yeah, I guess its obvious I also like to fight. All ya have to do is give Night Swoop a chance and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
The Night Swoop ride is on my side. So we can Fight! Ohh help me batty! So we can flighty fight! Ohh help me batty! Da ya know what we're doin? We're doing the Flighty Fight ya'll!
Oh yeah, thats the breaks. Let me get a little of this base groove right here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I told ya'll a little about myself, lemme tell ya'll a little about this place. Its real easy ta see, check it out. First ya limp from the rift like yo leg is broken. Get to the camp and see Dalanar smoken Kanda leaves rolled. Ask Agaumesh ta clue ya in on tha mold. Its aaiit, cause the enemy's in motion. Commin at Angel like a fit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. Its Domini ya'll, Night Swoops my name. Ya meet Cattavio and ya know yer in pain. Flyin fightin strikin, jig around and see Angel's lightnin. When a Orc or creep ups and points a spell like a freak you know Domini will make him squeek!
{Chorus}
The Night Swoop ride is on my side. So we can Fight! Ohh help me batty! So we can flighty fight! Ohh help me batty! Da ya know what we're doin? We're doing the Flighty Fight ya'll!
{Add Humans do the Flighty fight}
{Add Dwarves do the Flighty fight}
{Add Elves do the Flighty fight}
{Add Dragons do the Flighty fight}
And to all the bats out their, peace and Domini forever!