| 50�F (10�C) New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40�F (4�C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35�F (2�C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32�F (0�C) Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 20�F (-7�C) Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a T-shirt. 15�F (-9�C) Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming. 0�F (-18�C) New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold. -10�F (-23�C) People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flagpoles. -20�F (-29�C) Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a lightweight jacket. -40�F (-40�C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos. -60�F (-51�C) Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. -80�F (-62�C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -100�F (-73�C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173�F (-114�C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs. -297�F (-183�C) Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460�F (-273�C) ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?" -500�F (-296�C) Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. |
| Canadian Temperature Conversion |