| Points To Ponder |
| If barbie is so popular how come you have to buy all her friends?! Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? What happens if you get scared to death twice? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?" What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turnout OK. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zig-zag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? So what's the speed of dark? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? What do you call a male ladybug? If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn yourheadlights on, what happens? If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE? If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter? If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get babyoil? |
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