Capitalism
- He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna
- He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism
- He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism
- He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican
- They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox
- No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians
- He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism
- There is no toy maker. * Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism
- The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist
- We are the toys.
Communism
- Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the
opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Baha'i
- All toys are just fine with us.
Amish
- Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism
- The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism
- Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo
- Let me borrow that doll for a second...
Hedonism
- Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist
- He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ
- He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist
- Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses - He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism
- He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism
- Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism
- Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism
- We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play.
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