Subject:
Classes offered for Men
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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR
LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL -SIGN-UP BY
MARCH 15TH
NOTE:
DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM OF 8
PARTICIPANTS EACH.
TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. STEP BY
STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.
TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE
HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.
TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE
TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE
FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP PRACTICE.
TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY
HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY
GRAPHICS.
TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN
THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? EXAMPLES
ON VIDEO.
TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER. HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT
GROUPS.
TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH
LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE
HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.
TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT
HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.
TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. REAL
LIFE TESTIMONIALS.
TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS. DRIVING SIMULATION.
TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE. ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE
PLAYING.
TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
RELAXATION, EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING
TECHNIQUES.
TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING
BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO
BE LATE. CEREBRAL SHOCK THERAPY SESSIONS AND FULL
LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.
***UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL
BE
ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
