GiZMO13SOLiD: yo
PimpMastahPump: Yo yo nigga.
GiZMO13SOLiD: whut up b?
PimpMastahPump: Nothin' really, dawg yo. You?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I'm getting a metal pad, yo!
PimpMastahPump: Kick ass.
PimpMastahPump: A machine would be better.
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's like 50 pounds.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Machines are so much more expensive.
PimpMastahPump: Only several thousand dollars. You're so damn poor.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Do you know how much Extremes are?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I am so very poor.
PimpMastahPump: But I live on rich bitch lane.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Rich Bitch Lane.
PimpMastahPump: Nah, probably about ten thousand.
GiZMO13SOLiD: 123 Fake Street.
GiZMO13SOLiD: $10,000? damn.
PimpMastahPump: Beats me. I don't have that kind of money.
GiZMO13SOLiD: have you unlocked max300?
PimpMastahPump: Of course. I unlocked all of DDRMax back in February.
PimpMastahPump: Or January, actually.
GiZMO13SOLiD: damn.
GiZMO13SOLiD: That's bull, that you have to PASS max300 the first time you play!!!!
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's not fair.
PimpMastahPump: How do you figure that?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I did the thing where you either get all-combo/~90% perfects on 3rd song on Heavy
GiZMO13SOLiD: then Max300 comes up as an extra stage.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I failed... and I didn't unlock it..
PimpMastahPump: Oh shit!
PimpMastahPump: As an extra stage? Lucky.
PimpMastahPump: I never got an extra stage.
PimpMastahPump: You must have AAed.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ooh... you played 100 songs?
GiZMO13SOLiD: All-Combo = AA
PimpMastahPump: I know what it is.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Yeah.
PimpMastahPump: There aren't even 100 songs on there.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Well, play a total of 300.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Or soemthing
GiZMO13SOLiD: How'd you get max, then?
PimpMastahPump: I passed a bunch of songs. Just make sure to save whenever you pass a new song.
GiZMO13SOLiD: is Unlimited Xtreme/max2 only?
PimpMastahPump: What the hell is that?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Is Max Unlimited only on Extreme/DDRmax2 ?
PimpMastahPump: Oh, Unlimited.
PimpMastahPump: Yes.
PimpMastahPump: Hah, I thought you meant a song "Unlimited Extreme."
GiZMO13SOLiD: ha
PimpMastahPump: Hey man, did you see Drizz's thread in MO?
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's on MAX2 or extreme?
PimpMastahPump: Both.
GiZMO13SOLiD: umm. prob not
PimpMastahPump: Extreme has a shitload of songs.
GiZMO13SOLiD: i havn't checked up on ab's threads in a long time
PimpMastahPump: Aww, you should have.
GiZMO13SOLiD: should That sounds like it's not there anymore.
PimpMastahPump: Nah, it means you should have seen it sooner.
GiZMO13SOLiD: oo
PimpMastahPump: Look at it, dammit!
GiZMO13SOLiD: So manyporn windows open..
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
PimpMastahPump: Fine, don't/
GiZMO13SOLiD: Nah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I got it
PimpMastahPump: Heh.
PimpMastahPump: Cool.
PimpMastahPump: I'm so mean.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Erik's got a secret?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Wooo
GiZMO13SOLiD: Nice erik
GiZMO13SOLiD: nice
PimpMastahPump: Fuck yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: green hair? possibly goth-dress?
PimpMastahPump: Dude, and she IMed me a minute ago. There was a link to her LJ in her profile, and there's this post about being crazy about me. It's a frickin' POEM!
PimpMastahPump: I didn't even do anything.
PimpMastahPump: Nah, not goth dress.
GiZMO13SOLiD: just dress.. not necesarily goth
GiZMO13SOLiD: wtfis a LJ?
GiZMO13SOLiD: ooh
GiZMO13SOLiD: n/m
GiZMO13SOLiD: oooooooooh.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Are you sure you didn't do anything?
GiZMO13SOLiD: you lucky fuck hole
PimpMastahPump: I played DDR.
GiZMO13SOLiD: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GiZMO13SOLiD: DDR GROUPIE
GiZMO13SOLiD: OMFG
GiZMO13SOLiD: So.. how long was this?
PimpMastahPump: Hah, yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Did you have an uber-hardon?
PimpMastahPump: I played for maybe twenty minutes. Then, after we left the arcade, she chased us down, and gave Chaz her number to give to me.
GiZMO13SOLiD: the funk is chaz?
PimpMastahPump: Drizz.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Daamn.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Doesn't he live like 8 hours from you? lol
PimpMastahPump: Nah, only an hour and a half.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Well that's leet.
GiZMO13SOLiD: What did the poem say?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Or about?
PimpMastahPump: Here, I'll show it to you.
GiZMO13SOLiD: *JIZZ*
PimpMastahPump: i love u...

i love ur cute braces
i love ur cute blonde hair

i love ur clear eyes
i love ur nice voice

i love when u laugh
i love when u smile

i love when u play ddr
i love when u jump around

i love when u look at me
i love when u stare

i like ur cute figure
i like u being who u r

i like ur answering machine
i like ur silly humor

i like being around u
i like feeling ur presence

i like calling ur name
i like how it feels

i like u the way u r
i like everthing about u

what about u???
do u love me???

PimpMastahPump: Ignore the poor grammar. I'm not bothered by it because she's pretty cool.
PimpMastahPump: And she's almost a year older, too.
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's a damn poem! The grammar is allowed to be shit (not saying that it is, you said "poor grammar" same thing..)
GiZMO13SOLiD: Oh excellent.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Damn you erik!
GiZMO13SOLiD: Damn you white people with your diverse eyes!
PimpMastahPump: Yeah, damn me to hanging out in Austin with a hot Asian girl.
PimpMastahPump: Hah-hah!
GiZMO13SOLiD: And your wittyness.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah. She clearly thinks I'm funny.
GiZMO13SOLiD: FUCK.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You're so damn funny.
GiZMO13SOLiD: it's not fair
GiZMO13SOLiD: I know a person like you.
PimpMastahPump: I know, dude. Too bad you don't have mad funny skills like me.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Same witt-ness
PimpMastahPump: Who?
GiZMO13SOLiD: you dont know him
GiZMO13SOLiD: His name is jon, he also has a feminine figure.
PimpMastahPump: Cooooool.
PimpMastahPump: Heh.
PimpMastahPump: I'm not so much witty as I am really frickin' off the wall.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Off the wall.'
PimpMastahPump: Yeeeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: i like ur answering machine
GiZMO13SOLiD: That's the funniest shit
PimpMastahPump: Hah, she does.
PimpMastahPump: It's "Hey, my main man and/or woman!"
PimpMastahPump: Then the standard shit.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I hope she never figures you talk to someone that gets off to you thinking that you get off to yourself getting off while wearing a Love Goddess shirt and a jean skirt.
PimpMastahPump: Hah, beautiful.
PimpMastahPump: Just beautiful.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I can imagine your answering machine.
PimpMastahPump: You should have loads of horny little ladies all over you, you charming man, you.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Too pervy..
GiZMO13SOLiD: I have to sit it out.
PimpMastahPump: Hah, maybe.
GiZMO13SOLiD: ooh.. you put the real Pimp in PimpMastahPump
PimpMastahPump: I put so much pimp in it, it's pimply. But not like pimples.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Not like my ass.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You wear braces?
PimpMastahPump: No. You have the sexiest ass in assville.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: sextiest
GiZMO13SOLiD: Me too!
PimpMastahPump: Fuckin' train tracks.
PimpMastahPump: Alright!
GiZMO13SOLiD: I find braces erotic.
PimpMastahPump: I actually think my braces are really good looking.
GiZMO13SOLiD: They look good because you're sporting them.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah, me and my pale, pimply face.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Similar if you sported a see-through condom.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Pasty-whiteboy
GiZMO13SOLiD: I'm gonna call you a Giant Q-Tip
GiZMO13SOLiD: Or Whitey.
PimpMastahPump: Fuck off... uhm... you!
GiZMO13SOLiD: or maybe Casper
GiZMO13SOLiD: That's from a movie.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Mostly.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ooooooooooh. Iknow this is OFF TOPIC, but do you want to join a forums?
PimpMastahPump: What kind of forums?
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's like 99.9% dead, but it's fun when it is lively (like.... 3 months ago? lol)
GiZMO13SOLiD: www.animeboards.org
GiZMO13SOLiD: Don't tell every ABer you know.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Only a select few are on it.. apparently.
PimpMastahPump: That is such a hilarious dealie.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I like the AB icon.
PimpMastahPump: That does kick ass. But what's the point in these, again?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I dunno.
GiZMO13SOLiD: But, exactly "these"
GiZMO13SOLiD: If it's lively, it is fun.
PimpMastahPump: I'll consider joining. It's really just that I'm burnt out on forums. Forums lost their fun for me last year.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I havn't particpated in many forums.
GiZMO13SOLiD: and read VERY occasionally.
GiZMO13SOLiD: What's that girl's name, btw?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I dont think anyone asked at AB
PimpMastahPump: Mary.
PimpMastahPump: They don't need to know.
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Fine.
PimpMastahPump: It's a white girl name, yes, but she's Korean, I think.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Grand.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I see.
GiZMO13SOLiD: She have american accent?
GiZMO13SOLiD: that means, no accent.
PimpMastahPump: American all the way.
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: unless you texans talk like texans...
GiZMO13SOLiD: Like, "New York City? Get the rope"...
PimpMastahPump: Nah, we don't have southern accents.
PimpMastahPump: We being me. And her.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I see.
GiZMO13SOLiD: you go beat off?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Like a man?
GiZMO13SOLiD: yet?
PimpMastahPump: Nah.
PimpMastahPump: Surprisingly.
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You do that.
GiZMO13SOLiD: When you go to sleep or something.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Wet your sheets.
PimpMastahPump: Ewwww.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I'm kidding.
PimpMastahPump: You're gross, Jizzmo.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Lol.
GiZMO13SOLiD: My friend's friend called me Jiz Mop
GiZMO13SOLiD: OMFGLMAOLOLBBQWTF
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Notice that I dont have any direct affliants.
GiZMO13SOLiD: "Friend's friend's friend's brother's cousin's uncle's nephew's cousin's friend's friend's friend.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Boyfriend.
PimpMastahPump: Hah, well, you say that, but you have a boyfriend.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I do..
PimpMastahPump: Yeah.
PimpMastahPump: Hey man, I'll be back in a few.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I knew you were going to do it..
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ok.
PimpMastahPump: I need to shower, ass.
PimpMastahPump: I'm still sticky from DDR.
GiZMO13SOLiD: And you're going to pull it off in the shower.
PimpMastahPump: It's disgusting.
GiZMO13SOLiD: you ddr-head (ddr-addict)
PimpMastahPump: Nah, that's hard.
GiZMO13SOLiD: It is indeed hard.
PimpMastahPump: Heh.
PimpMastahPump: Be back in a few.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Alright.

Auto response from PimpMastahPump: Taking a shower. A sexy shower.

GiZMO13SOLiD: Wanker.
GiZMO13SOLiD: WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
GiZMO13SOLiD: I hope you release yourself well, whenever you do.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I am going to sleep now.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Granted that the ideas of you with another person will keep me from my slumber.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Good luck, and farewell, my naked man.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Peace.

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