~*~Mike P~*~
rain or sunshine?: hmmm, depends, pouring rain
dogs or cats?: dogs, cats are homosexual
boxers or pants?: boxers
skirt or trousers?: trousers
sing or dance?: sing
whisper or shout?: whisper, who can be arsed to shout?
messy or tidy?: phhhh, messy
love or money?: lurve
superman or spideyman?: had to be spideyman, superman is just gay
bus or train?: boooos
fish or chips?: chips
disco or gig?: gig
guitar or drums?: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAR!!!
me or you?: them
eat or drink?: drink
boys or girls?: hmmmm, angela will be happy if i say boys...but girls
kiss or hug?: hug
oranges or lemons?: oranges
salt or pepper?: salt
night or day?: night, in winter
land or air?: land
school or homework?: blerrrrg, schoohell
duck or chicken?: duks are cooool with the quack quackiness
rock or ska?: RAWK
mark hoppus or tom delonge?: eww, mark hoppus, tom delonge's just gay
shy or confident?: emmmm, both
placebo or placebo?: ermmmm, placebo?
deaf or blind?: the deaf plant woman!
footless or eyeless?: footless, no eyes is just scary
heaven or hell?: heaven
trainers or heels?: trainers
love it or hate it?: sit on it, im lazy
spice girls or the tweenies?: tweenies! deformed children!
irish or scottish?: irish
tea or coffee?: blurg, neither
brains or body?: brainifulness
smirnoff or reef?: reef
tom or jerry?: jerry, hes cool
pinky or the brain?: pinky, the other one has a fat head
ant or dec?: oooooooh....both at the same time
jam or marmalade?: jam
ring or text?: text
romeo or joker?: laid back joker
fame or fortune?: fortune
gold or silver?: siiilver
face or body?: face
single or taken?: single
popcorn or nachos?: popcorn
gentleman or bloke?: bloke
to pee or not to pee?: to pee
strawberries or cherries?: strawberries, cherries are mank!
gummi bears or sherbert?: goooommi bears
Dr Pepper of Lemon Fanta?: Dr Pepper
thongs or knickers?: Old lady Knicker!
chocolates or flowers?: chocolate
mooses or meese?: it has to be meese!
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