Response-O-Matic Form

Asky - Answery

Who are you?
L - I'm speckle (note from Angela: rough translation, I am special)
A - I am your mother.

What's your favourite Chupa Chup?
L - CHERRY
A - pfft! cherry mcschlery! strawberry. yum yum!

If you had a superpower what would it be?
L - to own and control a bernards watch (you know the cool kids *ahem* programme where Bernard has a bernards watch which magically stops time?) cos then...i could do so many things...so many...*thinks of all the possibilities* It has ultimate supremecy over any other superpower cos it can stop them just like that.
A - same as Toria, to give people instant orgasms with a single look. Oh the hilarity! Just think... poor bloke walking down the street and he suddenly gets happy in public! Damn I'm evil.

Scone like Bon or Scone like Bone?
L - yea bone
A - Scone like Bone

If builders build and dancers dance, how the hell does a hamster hamst?
L - with its tootsies
A - with its friends, at hamster nightclubs. They "do the Hamst".

What is Snodland?
L - despite what angela thinks, it is not a far off land like the land of nod infact, it is the place where the cement factory is.
A - Tis a country of course. A really big country. Where everyone is Snoddish =)
L - I guess ignorance is bliss eh angela?
A - *smiles*

What is an oasthouse?
L - something that you townsfolk wouldnt know anything about...
A - I, being in the category of "town fowk", don't know.

Jeeena - If toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet - what would happen if you tied a piece of toast, butter face up, onto a cats back?!?

L - Thats just plain animal cruelty! Well, For one to understand the question, one has to BE the cat, not merely ask oneself what would happen. So if I was the cat, I'd try to eat the toast... thus making us spin wildly out of control into a furious ball of friction & fire, which breaks the bond... We'd both land, and I'd eat the toast.
A - erm... can you repeat the question please? If I'm going to be intelligent about this, I would say the cat would land on it's feet with the toast butter side up because surely the laws of gravity would mean the heavier would fall first. HOWEVER, if it's a really big piece of toast...

Niki-Who's dumb and who's dumber?
L - I'm the dumBEST and damn proud!
A - Yup, it's her.

Nikibob - Sorry? What IS an oasthouse?

L - will you 'people' never learn?
A - I believe it is a made-up word concocted by Lucinda. It is in fact an incorrect spelling of 'coasthouse' and all this speculation over 'oasthouse' covers her dumbass tracks and her IQ of a cucumber. However, this begs the question, "What is truly a 'coasthouse'?"

Ninkinder - What came first, the chicken or the egg?

L - This is where the nasty vicious circle begins, and we dont want any nasty vicious circles now, do we?
A - I prefer stars and hearts. Anyhow, who cares? They're both tasty >=) Would you like some chicken, Carrotgirl? MUAHAHAHA!

Ninkinder - P.S Why is it the chicken not like the dinosaur cos is it just me or did the dinosaur infact come before the ruddy chicken!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Please include my pondering thought :P

L - Happy now you got your 3 seconds of fame? =p In response to your thoughts, the chicken and the dino came together...
A - ...though the dino being the larger of the animals, blew the chicken away.

Rajjy - Are unicorns just white-winged horseys with seats on their heads?

L - yes, if you was to look at it thattaway, then unicorns are just white-winged horseys with anal probes comming outta their heads.
A - What kinda friggin seats do you sit on?! It would be so wrong to sit on a unicorn's horn...

Raj - What if you didnt sit on the unicorns horn, but on its actual head with the horn as a sort of handle thingy?

L - perhaps... perhaps. however we seem to be forgetting the fact that unicorns are way up there, one would have to go get oneself a ladder..climb all the way up, position oneself onto the unicorn... i prefer my swivel chairs thankyou very much! =)
A - Raj, no way would your big fat flabby bottom fit on the unicorn's head. But ok, let's talk big unicorns... then really unicorns are just innocent white-winged horsies and fat asses like you, like to sit on their heads. Fat ass.

Michaela - Can you get cornered in a round room?

L - probably, I mean my dad works in an oasthouse (ITS A ROUND ROOM YOU TOWNSFOLKY FOOLS) not that he's ever been cornered or anything.
A - Aw! Round rooms suck! That's deprivation of cornerism! I'd take a pencil and draw me some corners =)

Michaela - If you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

L - and for this question I shall consult the all knowing spirit, the magic 8 ball...to which it wisely replies, "My sources say no"
A - Depends what kind of rock. If it was chalk, I'd kick at it, gradually eroding the chalk particles away whilst whitening my trainers, and thus freeing myself from the rock and hard place.

Nina - If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or NAKED?

L - *looks around*...NAKED! teeheehee!! (its also kinda retarded looking)
A - A naked homeless chilly willy turtle. You know when turtles are born? are they born with a hard shell or is it all soft and cute?

Alex - picture this... the world has ended, and you are the only ones left... the only other thing that survived was a hut with a yoghurt, a duck, and a wafer thin piece of ham... you only have one arm between you (the other 3 were eaten), so wat would you take?!?

L - Well I'd restart the world by spreading the yoghurt out, and then the bacteria would grow into newts and then apes and then so on and so forth. Thus re-evolution would give me a god-like status, making me the new God. An arm-less God who you shall worship.
A - I'd take a frying pan. Then I'd chuck in the duck, add the yoghurt and the ham. Hope that the hut is wooden. Break the arm in 2. Rub the bones together until friction produces fire. Put the frying pan on the roof of the hut and let the hut burn. Thus producing a lovely meal for Lucinda and I to eat in our last dying hours.

Alex - if u cut the world in half n tasted the gooo inside, what flavour wud it be?

L - The new and improved "burn-your-throat-and-cook-your-insides-flavour" mmm so tasty =)~~~~
A - Well it's all layery isn't it? I know this, I learnt this in geography and science once! There's the inner core, outer core, mantle and crust. And there's gooey stuff and solid stuff and kinda gooey but also kinda solid stuff too. So anyhoo, what I'm saying is, the goo would taste like sushi. =)

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