*Point at a tree and see how many people look at it.
* When all is quiet one of you yell out I DONE POOPIE IN MY PANTS
then feel your bum and say ITS ALL SQUISHY. Your friend then
steps in acting like a stranger and asks COOL CAN I HAVE A TRY?!
* Walk up to your friend, hand them a suitcase and announce
loudly, THE GIANT ELEPHANT MONKEYS WILL BE EATING PIE AND BEETLE
JUICE LATEER TONIGHT, and walk away suspiciously. Meanwhile your
friend looks in the suitcase, yells AHH ITS GOING TO EAT ME then
as passers by watch, look at them and hiss .
* When at school, walk up to someone and say, "the clock
flew out the window" then point to the sky, wink and say,
"I know what to do."
* Get a friend and both stare at someone, when you have their
attention start moving your tongue and eyes round. Keep doing
this and turn your head upside down.
* Bitch slap each other. One should fall down and cry
* Go to an ice-cream store, if they ask if you want any topping
say, "I prefer to bring my own." Ask your friend for
the goods. Get your friend to neatly place a piece of broccoli on
the ice-cream. Act as normal as possible, like it is a normal
occurrence. Another good choice is peas
* Both of you go up to a stranger and start talking and finishing
each others sentences. Laugh hysterically at, preferably nothing,
and then go on talking as you were before. Time how long they
listen to you.
* Say to your friend, "there's something in your nose",
then your friend says, "damn can you get it out for me?"
* Pretend to be pigs and have a 30-minute orgasm.
* Pretend to have psycho chipmunk goblins attacking you and
attempt to swat them off each other. This is best performed with
both of you screaming out "AHHH HELP ME, THE PSYCHO CHIPMUNK
GOBLINS ARE AFTER ME!"
* Plant your friend's feet into the ground, then water them and
when asked what you're doing say, "I wanna see if they will
grow."
* Get a magazine. You and your friend look at it and say, "whoah
look at those babies", then show everyone the picture of the
babies... real gaga babies.
* Both of you sit and stare at someone, a stranger. Stare for a
while then suddenly scream as loud as you can then run off and
hide behind the thinnest tree you can find so they can still see
you, both of you may also like to pretend to be leaves.