(1) Start a conversation with yourself

(2) Start screaming then sit down and carry on with your test

(3) Pretend your invisible and start running round the room hitting people

(4) Start shouting SHUT UP SHUT UP and hit your head off the desk

(5) Eat your test paper

(6) Keep throwing your pen at people and tell them it wasn't you it was your imaginary friend

(7) Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

(8) Keep swapping seats, if anyone asks why tell them your last one was posessed

(9) Start dancing like a ballerina then jump out a window

(10) Start singing anything from the sound of music

(11) Make spit wads out of your test paper

(12) Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

(13) Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

(14) fall asleep

(15) Ask if you can phone a friend, do 50-50 or ask the audience

(16) Do a ouige board and start speaking to you dead grandmother

(17) Claim you're late for a date with the white rabbit

(18) Tell the examiners doing exams is against youre religion

(19) Fake an epilectic fit

(20) Draw a pentogram on the floor and sell your soul to the Devil

(21) Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

(22) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

(23) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.