1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Volunteer to push buttons for people. When they say yes, push all the buttons on the board.

4) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

7) Move your desk into the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. If not, refuse to let them on.

8) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

11) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

12) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

13) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

14) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

16) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

18) Draw a cirlce on the floor, claim that it is your space, and put on a karate stance if anyone puts their foot past the line.

19) Take up as much space as you can. If anyone touches you, scream "I've been violated" repeatedly.

20) Lie down in the middle of elevators and wail loudly if anyone steps on you.

21) Sing a song that you like very out of tune and dance around to it. Make sure that you sing loudly.

22) Grin at everyone who enters the elevator. Then announce, "I've got new socks on."

23) Carry around a teddy bear and clutch it protectively.

24) Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

25) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves

26) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

27) Say, "ding!" at each floor.

28) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

29) Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.

30) Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.