Comebacks to Chat-Up Lines

male: is this seat taken?
female: no, and this one won't be either if you sit in it.

male: if i saw you naked i'd die a happy man...
female: if i saw you naked i'd die laughing.

male:do you have a map?
female:no why?
male:cause i got lost in your eyes
female: well let me help you out(then turn around and walk away)

male:is your father a baker, cause you sure got great buns
female: was your father a asshole? cause you must take after him!

male: Fancy a snog?
female: Yeah but unfortunately all the guys here are bloody ugly! See ya!

male:I'd do anything for you!
female: Great! The exits right there. Why dont you use it?

male: Your gorgeous!
female: I know. Which means that Im not desperate. bye-bye!

male: Do you like my jacket?
female: Yea it's really nice. Shame about the pathetic loser wearing it!

male: I'd go to the ends of the world for you.
female: great, would you stay there?

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